-- "A major water main break flooded parts of south-central Montreal near the Jacques-Cartier Bridge on Friday morning, causing major disruptions to people commuting during rush hour. As a result, the city recommends residents not drink tap water for the time being. Those who can't stay in their home will be under the care of the Red Cross. The city has started pumping water out of basements." --It's all fun and games until you have to dig a hole and shit in the backyard.
