-- "Toronto man Devan Pinnock, 26, is facing charges of assault and fail to comply with a probation order after police allege he randomly assaulted a person near Bay Street and Lake Shore Boulevard on Monday." --
Hey... you're gonna assault someone, might as well take it to another level.
More special rules for special people...
-- "Jaskaran Singh, 30, has since been granted bail and is currently on a court order with conditions." --And...
-- "Toronto Police say a male was injured following a shooting in Toronto’s west end early Wednesday morning. Investigators have not released any information on possible suspects." --
