-- "A man is dead after being shot multiple times in an underground parking garage at Yonge Street and Gerrard Street in downtown Toronto on Wednesday evening. No suspect descriptions have been provided at this time." --UPDATE: CALLING INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU
-- "Toronto Police believe a man SHOT MULTIPLE TIMES AND KILLED Wednesday evening was targeted by the shooter." --Not, as one might imagine, random bullets falling from the heavens. Imagine my relief.