17 March 2023

LIBERAL PARTY INTRODUCES 'PLASTIC CUTLERY' EMERGENCY MEASURES ACT

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...insert alt text here
-- "Montreal Police say a suspect is under arrest after three people were found stabbed to death this morning inside an east-end Montreal apartment on Belanger Street, in the city's Rosemont neighbourhood. The police service is calling the three deaths 'suspicious.'" --

Thank you, Inspector Clouseau!  

UNLIKE THOSE EVIL, SADISTIC CONSERVATIVES, I GUESS...

-- "Vincent Marissal, Québec Solidaire MNA for Rosemont, arrived on the scene just before noon to speak to reporters. He said he was sad to learn about the incident." --