30 December 2021

LORI LIGHTFOOT'S CHICAGO

If only there was a small, unobtrusive device you could use to summon the police...
-- "How about running toward the robbery while blowing a whistle to attract attention? That’s what Lincoln Park Alderman Michele Smith hopes her constituents will do. Good luck to anyone and everyone who tries it." --
MEANWHILE BACK IN LA-LA LAND
-- "'Rich and Famous' flock to Beverly Hills’ only gun store, Beverly Hills Guns, for protection. Owner Russell Stuart indicates 'prominent actors, real estate moguls and film execs' are among those flocking to his store for self-defense firearms." --
Of course... not everyone should own firearms.