13 May 2021

I BLAME THE EVIL RACIST RCMP

-- PRINCE ALBERT, Sask. - A veteran Saskatchewan Mountie, Cpl. Bernie Herman, a 32-year member of the RCMP, is facing a charge of first-degree murder after police say a man's body was discovered in a wooded area. --
Wait a sec... is there ANYTHING you're not telling me?
-- "Brett Herman says that his brother and Bernie Herman are both from the Clear Water Dene Nation.  He says that Braden and Bernie had a history." --
MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:
SUDBURY -- "Isaiah Alvarado, a cocaine dealer from Toronto has received six years in jail for a drug deal gone bad in Sault Ste. Marie in 2020 that left one person dead."