01 February 2020

Drink a few beers... eat some pizz...

...sweet baby jebus...insert alt text here
TORONTO • Three men have died after a shooting that police said happened at a party in a downtown Toronto Airbnb rental on Friday night at 10:30 p.m. Police Chief Mark Saunders didn’t provide any further information, saying the probe was in its early stages.

The names of the deceased were not immediately released.
Well, we wouldn't want anybody to get the wrong idea.

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UPDATE: Sounds like somebody shot back...
Three people have been killed and two others injured after a late night shooting at an Airbnb on the 32nd floor at 85 Queen’s Wharf Boulevard in the CityPlace neighbourhood.

The three men who died were 19, 20 & 22 years old.

Acting Det. Sgt. Henri Marsman said they are currently not looking for any suspects.
UPDATE2: The usual, well... you know
On Saturday evening Toronto police identified the three men who died as 21-year-old Jalen Colley of Brampton, 20-year-old Joshua Gibson-Skeir of Brampton and 19-year-old Tyronne Noseworthy of Toronto.
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LAST WORD: Unlike all those other "tolerable" murders...
Toronto Mayor John Tory called the shooting "unacceptable."

Toronto police say a program intended to curb gun violence was "successful" even though shooting incidents in the city have continued unabated this year.

"Our children aren't born gangsters. That's not a biological imperative. I suggest it's heavy environmental conditioning," said Supt. Steve Watts.
I blame global warming.