On the other hand, Ellen Page & Steven Colbert sure ate it up...

“It never happened. CPD is wasting hundreds of man hours to solve a Grindr date gone bad. The 'victim' is refusing all forms of cooperation, his 'ear witness' isn’t cooperating, the Hollywood press is running with a non-existent narrative."**********
UPDATE: This is Quiznos country!
"If it had been a club sandwich, he could have used it as a weapon."