14 June 2019

More basketball courts...

...that's the ticket...insert alt text here

A 19-year-old man is in hospital and as many as seven people have been arrested after a shooting outside Ryerson University at Yonge & Dundas.

Multiple suspects were arrested at the scene. Police said multiple firearms have also been seized.
Just spitballin' here, but I'm guessing Ryerson doesn't offer any firearms related courses.

Oh yeah...
Police CAN'T SAY if the shooting was related to the celebration or if it was a separate incident.
I bet they can't! Who wants to get a special assignment writing parking tickets in the wastelands of Scarberia for the next 20 years?

You can't say I didn't warn you.

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RELATED: Apparently the first couple of police cars...

...are deductible...
Police say that there were no arrests as thousands of fans flooded the streets to celebrate the first NBA championship in Raptors franchise history overnight. Two police cruisers, a bus shelter and several TPS special events buses were vandalized.
Is even one of these multi-millionaire ball players from Toronto? It's like Jerry Seinfeld said...
"You're rooting for clothes, when you get right down to it. We're screaming about laundry."


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

owg says ---------- aren't guns illegal in Canada?

Neo Conservative said...

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try telling that to the jane-finch
hunters & anglers association.

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TheTooner said...

Yes, they are, literally. The law says it's illegal to have one unless you have a license, i.e. permission from the government to not comply with the law under specified conditions. They are considering revoking the licenses of those of us who comply with those conditions, especially the one about not shooting other people. Because most of the people who are shooting other people don't have licenses, apparently that condition doesn't apply to them.