11 June 2019

Just don't shove it up my arse...

...a nickel at a time...insert alt text here

"Sure, an awful lot of bad movies have managed to overcome their badness and terrible reviews to still score at the box office. Sometimes the spectacle is enough. But there was no goodwill for Dark Phoenix.

Stars Jennifer Lawrence, Jessica Chastain, and someone named Sophie Turner, have gone out of their way to alienate audiences with mean-spirited and divisive political posturing."

"Who wants to see a movie that feels like homework?"