14 June 2019

And The Little Mermaid wept

Not enough penis in your young daughter's life?

HBO has a solution...insert alt text here

Euphoria” creator Sam Levinson, who wrote the series based on his own experiences with drug addiction, boasted, "There are going to be parents who are going to be totally fucking freaked out.”
Speaking on behalf of parents with adolescent children (which I am thankfully past), I'd just like to say,
"No thanks, Sam."
"Levinson wanted one scene to start with a dolly shot going straight into a woman’s vagina.
Sweet baby jebus... what's wrong with you, bro?

Not to worry, though...
“HBO has now adopted a policy whereby all of its shows and movies with intimate scenes will be staffed with an intimacy coordinator.”
Imagine my relief.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

owg says ------ just keep working on destroying the next generation, I am sure things will all work out for the best. immoral a holes.

Neo Conservative said...

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i guess it's supposed to be "art."

like the modern dance gal who
pissed in a bucket onstage, or
the woman who walked around in
a mirrored box and let people
reach in and touch her naked
body.

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Anonymous said...

@Kenji’s brain says ...
Just when I believe I can’t be “shocked” by any further depravity of the cultural degenerates ... along comes “dolly shots” of women’s most intimate bits. Next they’ll be replicating Prince Charles dream of becoming a tampon ...

Neo Conservative said...

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the cbc is running "specials" on
cross-dressing children.

this really shouldn't surprise us.

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