09 April 2018

Plastic Cutlery stocks soar

Remember back, you were a kid... all those violent stabbings and acid attacks?compareYeah... me neither...

Strangely enough, Mayor Khan is responsible for decreasing the number of stop-and-searches, having previously declared the tactic racist and potentially Islamophobic.

It's also not clear what local Londoners will now use to cut their food.
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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

old white guy says...............coming up the prohibition of sharp sticks. Why don't they just make murder legal, that would solve that pesky murder problem.

Anonymous said...

Mayor Khan and Jagmeat, separated at birth, Jags was bleating about stop and frisk the other day.
Seems he thinks it lowers self-esteem in certain privileged (not white) racial groups.

Neo Conservative said...

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londonistan and paris, france... competing
in a race to the bottom.

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Anonymous said...

old white guy says..............khan and jagmeat would kill each other. the latter might not kill us.

Neo Conservative said...

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think i'm taking london off
the vacation list.

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Frances said...

So, Neo, one is no longer allowed to carry knives in London. But, one is no longer allowed to have said knives delivered to one's home so one can perform the normal culinary tasks. Is Mayor Khan's next decree that all meat, fruit, and veg can only be purchased pre-cut into bite-sized pieces?

Neo Conservative said...

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i'm guessing outlawing red meat can't be
far behind... so that's part of the issue
solved already.

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