15 April 2018

Remember back... you were a kid...

...not stepping in a pool of blood on the way to school... was a major daily pre-occupation...

Yeah... me neither...eet weel keel

Recorded machete attacks in the UK have shot up by nearly five times in just three years, with the majority in the capital, London. The huge number of crimes committed with the deadly, sword-like weapons means there is an average of 15 a day in the UK, or one every 90 minutes.


With apologies to Jim Croce...
"You don't mess around with Darlique"


Pissedoff said...

Meanwhile in Canada

Parents could be charged with assault for ambushing, tackling and zip-tying a 'predator', 28, who was 'trying to have sex with their daughter, 13,' because the police wouldn't help


Stuck in T.O. said...

Between this and "consistent tool", you've got me LOLing this week.

Neo Conservative said...

if i didn't laugh... i'd probably spend
all my time crying.

the world is an absurd place.