23 January 2017

Oh, sweetie... no worries

Speaking as an unrepentant biological member (no pun intended) of the international patriarchy... "Not even with a gun to my head"...insert alt text hereNow, while I'm sure there's someone for everyone in this crazy ol' world... wearing apparel warning people to stay away from your apparently irresistable lady parts seems a little unrealistically narcissistic... no?

Can things possibly get any Hollyweirder? Of course they can...

"In October, the pop star offered to perform oral sex on anyone who voted for former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton."
Slutwalk it off, grannie.

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RELATED: When men were men...

...and women were glad of it...
"Forgive me for a possibly stereotypical misperception, but somehow I just can’t see Eric doing much more than stamping a warmly burnished Berluti loafer and throwing a bit of a hissy fit had someone pushed his baby-faced boyfriend out of the kitchen."

"Would it be unduly rash of me to suppose there’s some significant attitudinal adjustment on the way for our United States Army? Could this be a parable for these transformative times?"
As the new SECDEF is sometimes wont to say... "I don't get stress... I cause it."

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LAST WORD: "Thanks for Nothing, Bitches"
“So, where were all these women when Hillary Clinton was speaking to near-empty arenas, or on Election Day, when such a turnout actually mattered?”


9 comments:

Anonymous said...

owg says............eeeewwwww.

Pissedoff said...

The fat slob with tatts is hopeful isn't she.

Neo Conservative said...

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i read an article where one pundit said there was more talk about pussy at these marches than in the combined red light districts of the european union.

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robins111 said...

So if I get this right, you go to Washington, dress up with a home made Vagina on your head, and demand respect and to be taken seriously, that about right?

Neo Conservative said...

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and, apparently... the more you look like andrea dworkin... the more seriously the media takes you.

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Bill Elder said...

I'm sorry Neo, but someone has to make the obvios pun - "Hey Mom Look, Someone actually put lipstick on a pig".

Neo Conservative said...

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the point here was not to make fun of a less than sterotypically attractive human being... gawd knows i'm no movie star.

but, why exactly is it that your typical female protester and advocate of, for instance, "slut walks" is so often an unwashed morbidly obese, heavily tattoo'd and pierced approximation of a neolithic cave dweller.

i get kids today are all about the irony... but sweet baby jebus... talk about one fentanyl laced toke over the line.

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Anonymous said...

owg says...........a poster on SDA said that Trump got more fat women out walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in 8 years.

Bill E said...

I think the ugliest part of her body is her mind. Neo