Because... Tiger Penis...

Everybody knows you have to purge the evil spirits from your body...The issue is indeed sensitive in Metro Vancouver, because many of the spitters are recent immigrants from China, where spitting does not carry the same cultural taboo as in Canada. In China and several other Asian cultures, spitting is seen as normal and even healthy.It's like feng shui... you don't wanna end up living on the dragon's...

Ask somebody who should know

Democrats aren’t laughing about Donald Trump anymore. He has them all but admitting defeat. In a stunning admission, Hillary Clinton’s campaign manager, Robby Mook, predicts in an email that Donald Trump will become president if he wins the Republican nomination. “If Donald Trump takes the Republican nomination, our party will lose more than the presidency.”This should be interesting. ********** UPDATE:...

The only people in the world...

..who've surrendered more times than the French...********** RELATED: Don't kid yourself... ...the war has already begun...Though these two threats seem similar, they couldn’t be more different. One is an unpreventable freak occurrence and the other is part of a general trend to wipe out the West....

It's not like it's costing us...

...twelve billion dollars annual... wait a minute...Reserve schools are failing Canada’s aboriginal students and there is no quick-and-easy fix, says a new report from the C.D. Howe Institute. A study released Thursday by the research group found that only four of 10 young adults living on reserves across the country have finished high school. Those figures contrast sharply with graduation rates...

Just shutup and ...

...take my money!!! ********** RELATED: Green Magic, my arse......but it's the perfect solution for when the SHTF and monsters start to roam the stree...

Hillary Clinton has to be...

...the most venal and schizophrenic feminist I've ever seen... is that what America wants in a President?Her subsequent fashion and hair transformations, extending through both Clinton presidencies, were astonishing. It was as if Hillary oscillated between her core identity as a gender-neutral social-activist warrior and a florid female persona so foreign to her nature that it sometimes seemed like...

Well geez, Heather...

...let me clear that up for you... HE MURDERED FOUR PEOPLE IN COLD BLOOD...The media narrative is all about the bullying the shooter allegedly suffered at the hands of classmates at the local school. Perhaps a more pertinent point is... what exactly, isn't the media and law enforcement allowed to talk...

It's like the X-Files...

...people just want to believe...

Sunny Ways... first principles

Let's face it, Canada... even terrorists need to feel loved.Repealing the Conservative's Bill C-24, which allows the government to strip Canadian citizenship from dual citizens who are convicted of terrorism-related offences.And, of course, there's this..."The Conservatives had imposed changes to bureaucrats...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Next they'll make them change their name to Blacklivesmatterboro." "How about Whiteguiltboro?" "I'm offended that Obama is in the White House. Can I get my feelings addressed?"So much for the "will of the people...

So Teddy... you mean, like...

...every time there's an outbreak of mass murder? • La Loche, SK • “The community usually pulls together really strong in times like this,” said Clearwater River Dene Nation Chief Teddy Clark on Friday.Thanks for the clarification. Note: CBC Radio is reporting this as an incident at a remote community....

If you can go totally apesh!t...

...about teenage "child soldiers" such as Omar Khadr, but never give a thought to 9 year old "child brides"... you might be a Liberal.Pakistani lawmakers had to withdraw a bill aimed at curbing the practice of child marriage after a prominent religious body declared the legislation un-Islamic. Clerics on the council object to minimum age requirements, arguing instead that an individual can marry...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Not enough white people in basketball - goddamn those racist basketball team managers."Is it time to bring "affirmative action" to the NBA? ********** ASK A MEMBER OF THE CLUB:“We have to make up our minds,” she said in a segment for Fox and Friends. “Either we want to have segregation or integration, and if we don’t want segregation, then we need to get rid of channels like BET (Black Entertainment...

Thin edge of the wedge

Kathleen Wynne's Liberals shelling out for colleges that she, the Premier of Ontario, wouldn't be allowed to attend...TORONTO -- Two publicly funded Ontario colleges have opened campuses in Saudi Arabia that don't allow women, and the province's minister of post-secondary education says it's up to schools to decide which students to admit. Colleges and Universities Minister Reza Moridi said decisions...

Sit back and relax, Canada

The Liberal Party will do all your thinking for you...Federal immigration minister John McCallum noted there were parts of the country that were "crying out for more refugees."Hmmm... McCallum, McCallum... that sounds so familiar..."I don't plan any treatment. I said I didn't have a drinking problem. I think it's the sixth day I've had nothing to drink, and I'm doing this exercise. I'm on a bit...

Marketplace... the lost episodes

Yes, Virginia, it's knuckle-dragging neo-conservative magic..."They're so easy to use that an untrained CBC reporter was able to hit a bullseye at the range, something he couldn't do with the standard pistol and shotgun."So, what you're saying is... "'restricted' so-called 'assault rifles' are actually...

I hear Koko the Gorilla...

...made Justin's short list...One of the panelists named by the Liberal government to a board that will select new senators tries to recover the past lives of people she treats using a largely debunked psychological technique. Manitoba folk singer and hypnotherapist Heather Bishop is one of nine “eminent Canadians” who will help choose candidates to fill the 22 vacancies in the Senate, Democratic...

Remember... when Justin Trudeau...

...says he's going to take away all those nasty (albeit perfectly legal) firearms from farmers, hunters & sport shooters... he's actually setting a dangerous legal precedent..."This is now the policy in not just Beijing and Shanghai but in dozens of cities now where basically you have to win a lottery that year to get a license plate [and here's the punchline] you can buy a car but you just can’t...

Mainstream Liberal Media in action

Women have the absolute, unquestioned right to abortion on demand... except when their fetus has a chromosomal defect. Then, apparently, it's an "extinction event." ********** RELATED: In other abortion news...MONTREAL, January 20, 2016 (LifeSiteNews) – A Quebec study showing a 20-fold increase since 2000 in the number of babies who survive abortion only to die in hospital demonstrates the need...

We sure wouldn't want to hurt...

...the Ayatollah's feelings...The two people familiar with the probe said the current investigation, led by the Naval Criminal Investigative Service, expanded after Bissonnette agreed to hand over a hard drive containing an unauthorized photo of the al Qaeda leader’s corpse.By order of Barack "Quadruple the Drone Strikes but Ceaselessly Yip about Peace" Obama. I remember back during the Bush era,...

Barack Hussein Obama...

...failing on every front that matters...

Cologning around... the sequel

The latest reports from Dortmund paint a terrifying picture of a city where it is now unsafe for women to go out at night for fear of being attacked and raped by refugees.Meanwhile, a little closer to hom...

Of course, the downside is...

...you might get murdered...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"If you think limiting refugees based on what a tiny minority *might* do is bigoted, but banning firearms based on what a tiny minority *might* do is evidenced based policy making; you might be a Liberal."Is it that simpl...

What could possibly go wrong?

I mean, the hottie, hipster Prime Minister of Canada has all but infomercialled that medical marijuana will make you smarter, healthier and better looking...The first five volunteers to fall ill were taken into hospital earlier this week, French media said. The sixth volunteer, who is not seriously ill, was taken to hospital today as a precaution. The trial is related to a cannabis-based painkiller,...

Unlike boring policy-wonk Harper...

...I bet the last book Justin actually read and understood... featured a little red fire truck. In fact, my guess is... Prime Minister "Selfie" thinks that "Pinochet" is an insouciant little red that goes well with prime rib... I mean, how else to explain his choice of governments that he most admires...The regime has lately escalated its brutal persecution of trade unionists, human rights activists...

Further to the Black Hole Chronicles

Folks in a central New York village want to keep the community's official logo, which appears to show a white man choking a Native American, even though critics call it racist. In a non-binding vote Monday night, residents of Whitesboro -- a village of about 3,700 in Oneida County -- voted 157-55 to...

Everyone a Wynner...

...well, if you're a friend of the ruling party, anyway... The one-time deputy minister will get a bump in pay as he’s brought in by the Liberals to set up the governing body of Premier Kathleen Wynne’s flagship pension plan. In addition to his $525,000 base salary, he will be eligible for an annual performance bonus of up to 25 per cent, or $131,250.********** FROM THE COMMENTS:"See? It's proof...

I know... maybe we should ask...

...CBS news correspondent Lara Logan...(via sda)********** RELATED: Because... AllahHours after the attack, Ahmad Marwat, who described himself as a spokesman for Jundullah, or Army of God, a little-known militant group, claimed responsibility for the assault, without explaining why the centre was...

Well, Hillary... I guess you could say...

...they got "schlonged"...Asked if she has had any interactions with them, or feels empathy for any of them, Clinton told The Des Moines Register: “No, I have nothing to say and I will leave it to voters to determine whether any of that is at all relevant to their decisio...

Towards a Theory of Urban Relativity

To paraphrase that old infidel Albert E... Allah does not play dice with the left-o-verse... not that our intellectual & moral poobahs in the fourth estate would admit it...How did this story get covered in the mainstream media? I'll show you the front page of the newspaper of record in Calgary today. Big story about Leonardo DiCaprio at the top. Their main story is about traffic court. Seriously. If...

Apparently, though... we have enough money to feed, house and educate...

...25,000 people from halfway around the globe...Rather than having Dr. Carl Emond - an award winning vascular surgeon who was working at the hospital on the day in question - attempt to save the man's life, he was sent by ambulance to the MUHC "superhospital" where he died before having the operation. "You don't have time to be transferred to another hospital" the staff member said. "You don't just...

Because.... Toronto

"The improv event returned to Toronto when the No Pants Society rode the TTC from downtown to Finch and back, and traipsed off to dance the light fantastic sans pants."********** RELATED: Farmers, hunters & skeet shooters? I think not...Toronto saw a nearly 45% increase in shooting occurrences and a 75% rise in gun-related injuri...

CBC's shameful one-sided reporting

Canada's national broadcaster implies police death squads execute harmless "wienie waggers"..."Minutes later, the teen exposed himself to women on board and drew a knife..."That's curious... they left out the bit where Sammy Yatim tried... TWICE... to stab two women passengers on the streetcar. Of course, you have to go elsewhere to get those facts..."She held up her purse in front of her as Yatim...

J-School 101: Just Cologning around, eh?

It's a strange sort of reporting when you consistently only get one part of the story...According to investigators, 17-year-old Joseph Petit had just returned home from a walk with his German shepherd on Detonia Park Avenue at around 6 p.m. Monday when he was met by two males outside his home, located in the area of Danforth and Victoria Park avenues. After a brief conversation, police say a struggle...

My melting pot overfloweth

If a tree falls in the forest... but nobody is willing to admit that trees even exist anymore...A leaked police document published Wednesday by the Bild newspaper reveals police were well aware of what happened all along. A senior officer said in his report it was a “gauntlet for women” and that people easily could have died. The perpetrators ostensibly weren’t intimidated by the police presence...

Suck it, Ontario...

...we know you like it... Here's how much the Liberal government of Kathleen Wynne doesn't give a shit about Ontario taxpayers..."Brendan Crawley, a spokesman for the Ministry of the Attorney General would not say how much money, if any, convicted killer Richard Wills will repay as a result of the settlement."It's only money... right? If Ontarians will swallow a billion dollars paid to people to...

Travelling hopefully...

..the Clinton motto, as it turns out...“If you drag a hundred-dollar bill through a trailer park, you never know what you’ll find,” James Carville, Bill Clinton’s former strategist, once said.Hey, Bill... whatever works, huh? ********** RELATED: Shorter Bill Clinton... ...as usual, the real wisdom is in the comments..."You're overthinking it. The 'meal ticket' simply means this is how Democrats...

Hussein... he cries for you

Tuesday’s announcement was an open admission that, indeed, the president does intend to use medical records from Obamacare to create a national “crazy list” of people, especially the elderly, who cannot have guns to defend themselves.********** IN OTHER TEAM OBAMA NEWS:All that matters is that Hillary...

Remember back when you were a kid...

...the cops rolled up on a knife wielding druggie... he could just scare them all into running away? Yeah... me neither.“If he obeys any one of the dozen commands that were given — if he puts down the knife, Mr. Yatim lives to be put on trial for his criminal conduct and none of us are here today.”Done and do...

Just like the good old days...

...you know, back in the early nineteen forties...According to French government statistics, anti-Semitic acts have soared in recent years, with the number reported between January and May 2015 increasing 84 percent compared with the same period in 2014. To reassure the Jewish community, 700 soldiers have been deployed to patrol outside synagogues, schools and community centres.You think this sort...

Rule #1 - No rocking the multicultural boat

Just another horrific story you won't hear about on the CBC..."An estimated 1,000 migrants celebrated by launching fireworks into crowds and sexually assaulting German women caught up in the chaos."********** UPDATE: Media cover-up starts to collapse...“Merkel … you’re an accessory to the abuse at...

Once again, you can thank the media...

...you know, the folks who normalised Michael Jackson's "children in my bed" deal...Bill Cosby was a beloved figure and civil-rights pioneer; hardened editors were horrified at the prospect of taking him down. I might as well have pitched a story about Martin Luther King Jr. philandering with white women. The story went nowhere.Of course, the "community"... even those who had been physically violated......

Just something to think about...

...before you climb aboard that big silver bird...In fact, the FAA threw out the AT-SAT scores and CTI qualifications of an estimated 3000 CTI graduates and military veterans who were all previously designated “well qualified” to become air traffic controllers. The FAA told them all to start over....