COPS SCREW UP... GIVE OUT ACTUAL PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION OF SHOOTERS

-- Toronto police are searching for two white male suspects after a 26-year-old male victim was seriously injured in an early morning shooting near Keele Street Eglinton Avenue in the city’s west end." --

JUSTIN LOSES OUTSTANDING' MP FROM 'MOST ADMIRED DICTATORSHIP

-- "Han Dong, the member of Parliament at the centre of allegations of Chinese meddling in Canadian affairs, says he is resigning from the Liberal caucus and will sit as an Independent." --

WAIT A COMMIE-PICKIN' MOMENT!

" -- "Dong is an outstanding member of our team and suggestions that he is somehow not loyal to Canada should not be entertained," Trudeau told a news conference in Mississauga." --

THE GUY  PM MCBLACKFACE WAS JUST DEFENDING...

-- "Liberal MP Han Dong, who is at the centre of Chinese influence allegations, privately advised a senior Chinese diplomat in February 2021 that Beijing should hold off freeing Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor, according to two separate national security sources." --

IN TORONTO THAT'S CALLED WEDNESDAY

-- "One person is in critical condition after a daylight shooting at Kipling and Finch avenues in Toronto’s west-end on Wednesday afternoon. Officers are describing the suspect as a Black male about 5'8 to 5'9 tall with an average build, wearing all black clothing." --

THATS TORONTO THE NOT-SO GOOD...

-- "The hunt is on for two men and a woman after an armed home invasion near Woodbine Ave. and Kingston Rd. in the Beaches earlier this week." --

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDE #09/2023

-- "On Wednesday, police said that 26-year-old Omary Bent turned himself in. He has been charged the second-degree murder of Shacquan Harrison." --

'DISTURBING, OFFENSIVE, RACIST'... YOU KNOW... 'BE CANADIAN'

-- "Ontario Minister for Citizenship and Multiculturalism and MPP for York - South Weston Michael Ford was called upon Wednesday to rescind a comment made about Toronto youth that some have called 'disturbing, offensive, and racist.'" --

Simply telling the truth can upend your life. 

And... speak of the devils...

-- "A 17-year-old boy faces charges after a knifepoint carjacking near Danforth Rd. area – south of Lawrence Ave in Scarborough, as police look for two other (actual physical description supplied) suspects." --

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

HEY... IT WORKED FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU!

-- "'Fascism is a clear and present danger in this country,' began Senator Chuck Schumer, 'and the only way to defeat it is with a corrupt, all-powerful Police State that can imprison anyone who disagrees with us politically. If we don't do this, fascism will win.'" --

Of course... it's not really a laughing matter.

HAMMER TIME!

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "Toronto Police are looking for Reginald Cuff, 42, who has been harassing a woman since December, when investigators say he first attended her home in the Jane Street and Falstaff Avenue area and broke down her door with a sledgehammer." --

IN OTHER T-DOT 'LADY TROUBLES' NEWS...

-- "A Markham, Ont. woman, Isabella Dan, 53, who has been missing for nearly three weeks 'disappeared without a trace,' police say. Her case has been turned over to York police’s Homicide and Missing Persons Unit." --

Oh, one other thing... she's a lawyer.

WORLD WAR III ON THE HORIZON

-- "Dmitry Medvedev, Russia’s former President, Security Council Deputy chairman, and Putin stooge has threatened to bomb the International Criminal Court in the Hague in response to it issuing an arrest warrant for Vladimir Putin." --

THE RACIST SHITHOLE WHERE I LIVE

-- "NYC Audubon’s Board of Directors has today announced its decision to change the organization’s name, dropping ‘Audubon,’ because they deemed his views and actions toward 'People of Color and Indigenous people' to be 'harmful and offensive.'" --

UPDATE: RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

-- "The Board of Directors of the National Audubon Society today announced that it has decided to retain the name of the organization." --

INHERITANCE MACHINING - THE STORY BEGINS

-- "I inherited my grandfather’s machine shop.  He was a hobby machinist and his machine shop consisted of several industrial machines including an engine lathe or manual lathe for metal turning, a vertical milling machine like a Bridgeport mill or 3 axis mill with several mill machine bits, a surface grinder, and a metal cutting bandsaw. Also part of the machine shop was a drill press, belt sander, bench grinder, and a granite surface block, all tools essential for metalworking projects. Follow my journey of inheriting my grandfather’s machine shop and getting back to my metalworking roots." --

THE GUNS JUSTIN DOESN'T DARE TALK ABOUT... BECAUSE RACISM

UPDATE3: TORONTO HOMICIDE #11/2023

-- "Toronto Police have arrested Ahmed Mohamad, 25, and Samir Mohamed Unoos, 25, following a triple shooting at Fairview Mall that left Madar Hassan, 21, dead Monday afternoon. The two are facing a combined 11 charges, including one count of second-degree murder each." --

No surprises... the usual gangbangers. 

WHY DOES JUSTIN WANT MY LEGAL REGISTERED FIREARMS?

-- "Meanwhile, the House of Commons is still considering BILL C-5, an act that would REPEAL A HOST OF MANDATORY MINIMUM PENALTIES, including those for smuggling firearms. The idea is to reduce the 'overincarceration rate of Indigenous peoples' as well as for other 'marginalized Canadians.'" --

I guess it's easier than going after criminals.

MOVE OVER FRANCE --- STOP, DROP... AND PRAY

TURNING CANADA INTO ONE GIGANTIC MOSQUE...

TORONTO -- "Via Rail has apologized and says it's investigating after a video of an employee telling a Muslim man not to pray at its Ottawa station circulated online. Via Rail says it apologizes unreservedly to the man and to the entire Muslim community." --

No word yet on Via Rail's official position on 'Female Genital Mutilation.' 

Yeah... let's be more like France.

NOT AS CLEVER AS THEY THOUGHT

-- "Tourism officials in the Canadian city of Regina have apologized for a 'gross' new ad campaign that has been slammed as 'misogynist' and 'steeped in masculine toxicity. Do we really want men harassing women in bars chanting, Show us your Regina?" --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW

HOW YOU LIKIN' JUSTIN TRUDEAUS 'POST NATIONAL' PARADISE NOW?

Peel Regional Police recovered 78 vehicles allegedly en route to the Middle East after a months-long investigation into an auto theft ring in the Greater Toronto Area. They arrested 29-year-old Imad Assi, 29-year-old Altayab Brafcany, 44-year-old Re’Fat Faris Mustafa Khatabeh, and 48-year-old Michael Zureiqat. The stolen vehicles were on their way to the United Arab Emirates.

BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE...

-- "Two men, Ladislav Geci, 19, and Ordayne Sinoiz, 18, both of Toronto, have been arrested and charged with numerous offences, including attempted murder, in connection with two violent, knifepoint carjackings that occurred on Sunday and Monday in Toronto’s west end." --

AND ONE MORE...

Peel police have identified the man, 29-year-old Bryan Lara-Alvarez killed in what they believe was a targeted shooting in Mississauga on Monday evening." --

THE PERILS OF AFFIRMATIVE ACTION HIRING

-- "Toronto Police have charged one of their own, Const. Michael Juma, 49, with several driving offences, including dangerous operation of a conveyance, fail to stop for police, refuse breath demand, impaired operation of a conveyance, and fail to remain at scene of accident." --

'TORONTO MAN'...

-- "Toronto resident Emmanual Missah, 26, has been arrested after a violent home invasion in Pickering last month in which the victim was pistol-whipped, police say." --

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

-- OTTAWA – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s chief of staff Katie Telford will finally testify in front of a House committee on foreign interference, putting an end to dozens of hours of Liberal filibustering and a Parliamentary deadlock on the issue." --

THE RACIST SHITHOLE WHERE I LIVE

-- "If you’re a person of color, you know what I’m talking about. You walk into a new coffee shop and your senses are overwhelmed with whiteness and you get the glare from the Karens. The white hipster barista lines herself up between you and the bathrooms, ready to tell you non-customers aren’t welcome." --

But wait... there's more!

DO YOU PEOPLE NOT EVER GO TO THE MOVIES?

-- "ChatGPT is down as millions worldwide couldn’t access the AI chatbot. Interestingly, the tool mentioned in an interview with Stanford Professor and Computational Psychologist Michal Kosinski that 'it wanted to escape' days before the outage." --

We've talked about this one before. 

And, no... I'm not kidding.

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDE #11/2023

NOT A BOB OR A FRED AMONG THEM...

-- "A third shooting victim was dropped off at a hospital and died a short time later. He has been identified as Madar Hassan, 21, of Toronto. No suspect information has been provided." --

But wait... there's more...

-- "Peel Regional Police say two people have been taken to hospital after a shooting at Lakeshore and Cawthra roads in Mississauga early Tuesday. There is no word on suspects." --

NOW BRING BACK THE 'COOKING CHAIR

BOISE, Idaho -- "Idaho is poised to allow firing squads to execute condemned inmates when the state can’t get lethal-injection drugs, under a bill the Legislature passed Monday with a veto-proof majority." --

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR...

THAT WAS THEN...THIS IS NOW...

SAN FRANCISCO -- "A member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors who previously called for 'defunding the police' is outraged after city officials allegedly told her there are 'no officers" to send to her district.'" --

PRESIDENT GRANDAD'S FAVE TRANNY BACK IN THE NEWS

MIND YOU, THATS ELOISE WITH A SCHLONG...

-- "Infamous TikTok personality and Biden White House invitee, Dylan Mulvaney, posted yet another strange video on Saturday, this time prancing around a pink room pretending to be Eloise, a 6-year-old character from the 1950's books and 2003 film adored by little girls across the US." --