-- "A Florida couple now known as ‘Mr. Clean & Ms. Dookie,’ is on the run following a disgusting shoplifting spree that involved a woman intentionally pooping on the floor of a Family Dollar while her accomplice fled the store with a shopping cart full of hundreds of dollars in cleaning products, police said." --Meanwhile back at the ranch...
-- "Two people were found dead inside of a Mississauga townhouse on Friday morning. Cops offered no further details about the deaths." --
