LESS PLEADING... MORE POLICING...

PRETTY, PRETTY PLEASE... -- "Investigators say the owner of a gold bullion store was kidnapped by three men from another location and taken to a store located on Dundas Street East and Bond Street. There are no suspect descriptions at this time and police are asking anyone with information to contact them." --...

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER WHEN CARS DIDN'T SPONTANEOUSLY BURST INTO FLAMES...

SO, IT'S ALL JUST COINCIDENCE, INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU? -- "York Regional Police are searching for witnesses after more than a dozen cars were intentionally set on fire in two different instances in around the same area in Markham. ‘Each incident is being investigated individually and while the arsons...

SOUNDS A LOT LIKE TREASON TO ME...

-- "The White House is blasting House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries who pledged to fight Republicans' agenda ‘in the streets.’ "This unhinged violent rhetoric is dangerous. Leader Jeffries should immediately apologize." --...

PAGING 'DR TOKEN'...

-- "The crux of the lawsuit is that the FAA, under the Obama administration, dropped a skill-based system for hiring Air Traffic controllers and replaced it with a 'biographical assessment' in an alleged bid to boost the number of minority job applicants." -- And... -- "The family of the female...

IMPORT THE THIRD WORLD... BECOME THE THIRD WORLD...

-- "Cases of tuberculosis in Toronto rose to their highest level in more than 20 years in 2024. Toronto Public Health confirmed that there were 375 infections last year, marking the highest number of cases seen since 2002." -- And there's this. Meanwhile, in other diversity hijinks... --...

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TONIGHT...

-- "Chicago Police said there was an exchange of gunfire between the attempted robbers and the victim, a concealed carry license holder.  One of the offenders, a 42-year-old man, was shot in the head and pronounced dead on the scene. The second offender, a 20-year-old man, was shot in the neck...

APPARENTLY 'CHICKS WITH DICKS' HAVE DECIDED TO GO FULL CHARLIE MANSON...

-- "This cult is linked to three other murders throughout the U.S. The gun that the duo used is tied to the double murder of an elderly couple in January 2022 in Pennsylvania, but the murder of an 82-year-old in Vallejo, California was a stabbing by a person linked to Youngblut." -- Turning the...

OLIVIA CHOW'S 'SMASH AND GRAB' CITY...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating two separate robberies Thursday night, including one where three suspects armed with hammers robbed a cellphone store. Police have not released suspect descriptions." --...

FROM OUR VOLUMINOUS 'ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL' FILE...

-- "Ugandan officials on Thursday confirmed an Ebola outbreak in the capital city of Kampala, with one confirmed death so far. It is the ninth Ebola outbreak Uganda has suffered since the deadly disease was first detected there in 2000." --...

MUCH LIKE PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL... PIMPING IS A BIT OF A MONOCULTURE

-- "Two men Aaron Verghese, 22, and William Osei-Opoku, 28, have been arrested after an underage girl was sexually trafficked in Burlington and the Greater Toronto Area. --...

BECAUSE, OBVIOUSLY... BEEFING UP BORDER SECURITY ISN'T A LIBERAL OPTION...

YOUR TAX DOLLARS... JUSTIN'S CORPORATE FRIENDS... -- "The government of radical leftist Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is allegedly planning a 'pandemic-style bailout program' to protect industries in the event that President Donald Trump imposes tariffs on the country in February." -- Oh,...

ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Travarn Atkinson, 24, of Mississauga, charged with attempted murder in a Brampton shooting last March was on release for two counts of attempted murder and multiple firearms offences in the summer of 2024, Peel Regional Police said." -- And even that wasn't Travern's first rodeo! This...

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER WHEN BRITISH COLUMBIA WAS BEST KNOWN FOR WHALE WATCHING

-- "There are hundreds of unsolved murders within IHIT jurisdiction, many of them believed to be gang-related over the last 15 years. IHIT investigates homicides across the Lower Mainland except in Vancouver and Delta, and in RCMP-policed communities from Pemberton to Boston Bar, including Sechelt."...

BLING BANDITS 'ALLEGEDLY' STRIKE AGAIN... TORONTO COPS MYSTIFIED...

-- "Toronto Police are looking for five suspects after they ALLEGEDLY drove a pickup truck into a jewelry store at Eglinton Avenue East and Brimley Road in Scarborough store during an attempted robbery Wednesday night. Police do not have descriptions of the suspects other than they were wearing...

WHEN ALLAH CALLS...

-- "Shahwani said Haq filed a complaint with police on Jan. 27 that unidentified men shot his daughter dead outside their home in Quetta at around 11:00 pm. ‘The police commenced initial investigations from the family and we booked her father and uncle who during interrogations confessed to killing...

NO WORD YET ON WHICH SKEET CLUB HE BELONGED TO...

-- "Toronto Police have released an image of an additional suspect seen in possession of a handgun they’re trying to identify in connection to a shootout between gangs outside of a recording studio on Queen Street West last November." --...

FROM BETTER TO DIVERSE...

-- "Numan Khan, 27, of Vaughan, Tyrese Morgan, 21, of Brampton, a 17-year-old from Toronto, a 15-year-old from Toronto, and a 14-year-old from Toronto all face more than a dozen combined robbery-related charges. Police say Morgan, the 17-year-old and the 15-year-old were out on bail at the time...

THE MUSIC THAT SOOTHES MEN'S SOULS...

-- "A traffic stop in Alberta earlier this week led to the arrest of a suspect who has been wanted since 2018 in connection with a triple shooting in downtown Toronto that left two men dead, including rapper Smoke Dawg.   Police said officers searched the man and  located a loaded...

MAYBE SELINA GOMEZ CAN BE THE ARTIST-IN-RESIDENCE...

-- "'Today, I’m also signing an Executive Order to instruct the Departments of Defense and Homeland Security to begin preparing the 30,000-person migrant facility at Guantanamo Bay,' Trump said while signing the anti-illegal immigration Laken Riley Act. ‘Most people don’t even know that we have...

PUTTING DOWN THE 'DOGS OF WOKE'... IT'S A NEW DAY, BABY!

-- "‘What ICE did in Chicago is save children. What we did in New York today is save children.  Just in Chicago alone we arrested at least nine sexual predators, most of them child sex predators.  We took them off the street. Under Biden, we had a 3,500% increase in people on terrorist...

BUT MAYOR OLIVIA SAID THERE WOULD BE SOCIAL WORKERS...

-- "Arnold Edzodzomo, a 30-year-old man released by the courts and on the run for six months after being charged in multiple North York sex attacks is now accused of terrorizing more women.   Edzodzomo had removed his ankle bracelet and his last known location was in the area of Lawrence...

SLOWLY... THEN ALL AT ONCE... THE ISLAMICIZATION OF EUROPE...

-- "Mahmadou-Alpha Barry, 23, completed his training as a nursing assistant, had no criminal record, learned German, and was spoken about as a friendly neighbor in a puff piece on asylum seekers last year. Now, he is in police custody accused of slitting the throat of a local CDU politician in Beelitz...

CRUSHED BY BELIEF... THE GODS, YET AGAIN, DEMAND THEIR TITHE...

-- "At least 30 people were killed and another 60 injured in a stampede at the world’s largest religious gathering early Wednesday, police said, as millions of pilgrims rushed to dip in sacred waters during the Maha Kumbh festival in northern India. Deadly stampedes are relatively common around...

READ THE ROOM, DUMMY! HOLLYWOOD APPARENTLY JUST CAN'T HELP ITSELF...

-- "Actor Anthony Mackie has attempted to clear up his remarks about the character Captain America that sparked backlash and seemed to sideline American values, which the hero represents. Mackie found himself at the center of an internet firestorm over remarks he made to an audience in Italy that...

LET'S HELP JUNKIES SHOOT UP... WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

-- "These scenes all took place out in the open, mostly in residential neighbourhoods where parents are trying to raise their kids in a safe environment. But that once safe environment has been altered after these unsafe consumption sites were injected into their neighbourhoods." --...

AND SO BEGINS A TRUMPIAN ERA OF TRUTH-TELLING...

French Prime Minister François Bayrou has acknowledged that the country is on the precipice of being 'submerged' by mass migration, as a senior advisor to his government has admitted that the country has 'lost control of immigration.'" -- ♪ "Too late baby, now... it's too late..." ♪ -- "Is Europe...

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

-- "Six people have been arrested, including Khalad Alazrak, 57, of Toronto, Wajdi Shamsa, 40, of Toronto, Mohammad Najjar, 28, of Toronto, Ahmad Khaled Ahmad Shawer, 27, of Toronto and Belal Khaled Alazrak, 31, of Ajax." -- Then there's the female entrepreneu...

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Peel Regional Police have arrested 18-year-old Chayim Abecassis and 20-year-old Oluwafemi Oladekoye, as well as two minors, in connection with an armed robbery at an electronics store in Brampton.  Oladekoye is also charged with failing to comply with a release order." -- And... --...

DEI IS DEAD...

BAAAZINGA!!! -- "Leavitt, 27, is the youngest press secretary in the nation's history, surpassing President Richard Nixon’s press secretary, Ron Ziegler, who was 29 when he took the same position in 1969. Leavitt was a fierce defender of Trump throughout his campaign against former Vice President...

ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Markeese Brazelis, 26, brazenly admitted to tossing the 23-year-old woman into an incoming A train at the 168th Street station shortly after he was arrested for the savage Monday morning attack, prosecutors said. This was Brazelis third arrest in the subway system in just over a week." --...

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #01/2025

-- "Toronto Police have identified the victim of the city’s first homicide of the year as Darapheakdey ‘Daral’ Sovann, 27." -- SO... COULTER'S LAW? -- "Investigators continue to search for three people whom they say were involved in this incident and are urging them to turn themselves in to police."...

SO JUDGE... WHAT COMMUNITY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE?

IS IT A COMMUNITY THAT HAS A PASSING FAMILIARITY WITH MURDER? -- "Two girls who pleaded guilty in the fatal swarming of homeless man 59-year-old Kenneth Lee in Toronto will not face further time in custody and have instead been sentenced to probation and participation in a 'community-based' program."...

WHY CAN'T WE BE MORE LIKE AFRICA?

-- "From Wednesday, protests are banned in Kinshasa, the capital city of the Democratic Republic of Congo, says its governor.   Anyone in breach of this will be arrested.  And missiles are flying above civilians' homes as fighters fire heavy artillery in Goma's city centre. ‘It is...

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER PRE-HOOKER BURLINGTON...

-- "Michael Mazza, 40, is facing a litany of charges including trafficking in persons, sexual assault causing bodily harm (choking),and fraud over $5,000 in Burlington and the Greater Toronto Area." -- We need a Trump... -- "Anderson Zambrano-Pacheco, 25, a violent Tren de Aragua ringleader sought...

'TORONTO' MAN POPS UP YET AGAIN...

-- "Peel Regional Police have arrested Toronto man Liban Abdi Siyad, 33, in connection with a kidnapping and shooting in Mississauga that left a victim seriously injured last year. The victim was then transported to Toronto, where he was shot multiple times, police said." -- Liban Siyad, Liban...

FROM THE FOLKS WHO BROUGHT YOU MARTIAL LAW...

-- "Carney and Freeland vigorously supported Trudeau’s carbon tax up until a couple of weeks ago — demonstrating loyalty to the Prime Minister at the time — but also that they are conventional politicians willing to say anything to get elected, as opposed to politicians who act based on deeply held...

BLACK LIVES MATTERS NEW YORK WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT

-- "Another person is dead, thanks to the left’s unhinged commitment to keeping criminals out of jail. Two thugs, Amari Oneal and Ali Mohammed, who dodged jail thanks to a 'diversion program' have been charged with murder for gunning down a man in the Bronx on Jan. 6. The two had been busted...

JUSTIN'S WAR ON LAW-ABIDING GUN OWNERS IS A CRUEL JOKE ON CANADIANS

-- "Zain Shahzad, 19, and Saad Sohail, 18, and a male youth, have been charged in an  armed carjacking that occurred in Scarborough over the weekend, resulting in a collision with a police cruiser. A fourth suspect remains wanted, but a description was not immediately provided." -- The real...

WHEN YOU'RE TOO CRAZYPANTS FOR THE LOONEY-LEFT NDP...

-- "‘I remain unwavering in my commitment to the people of Hamilton Centre. I have accomplished so much in collaboration with the Hamilton Centre community as an Independent, and will continue the fight at Queen’s Park, Jama said in a statement." -- Even her party leader is scar...

SCARBOROUGH MAN

-- "Durham Regional Police Service say Talha Shaikh, 22, of Scarborough, is facing numerous charges after allegedly attempting to lure a 13-year-old girl in Ajax." --...

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER WHEN WINDSOR WASN'T EAST L.A.

-- "Windsor Police are investigating a homicide outside of the former Water World which is now the city's Homelessness and Housing Help Hub. The Major Crimes Unit is urging anyone with information to come forward." -- And... -- "Windsor Police are investigating an early-morning shooting in...

AMBITION

-- "So after wasting 6 months trying to buy a different house. We have gone with our planB house. One that needs vastly more work. A full house rescue. A full home renovation We have gone from shoe box sized home with a massive mortgage in Leeds! To a Massive home restoration ,mortgage free, in Blackpool." --...

EMPEROR JUSTINE'S 'POST NATIONAL' DIVERSIFIED MILITARY...

-- "Ottawa-based researcher Ken Rubin said that the Canadian Forces and Department of National Defence tried to hide the reports in question. DND’s access-to-information branch informed Rubin that a 'thorough and complete search' of records was conducted and not a single document could be found."...

LET'S START A PETITION TO SEE JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S CLIENT LIST...

-- "There is no verification process for signatories. (Breitbart News was able to sign up as Dr. Donald Duck, OG, of Disney World, FL, specializing in podiatry.)  The anti-Kennedy petition simply accepts any signature from anyone. Others have tried the same experiment, including fitness influencer...

IF IT ONLY SAVES ONE LIFE...

-- "On Saturday, President Donald Trump, who has previously brokered historic agreements in the region, suggested that Gaza could be cleared out after the devastation of the war started by Hamas on October 7, 2023, with Palestinians resettled in neighboring Arab nations for humanitarian reasons."...

MORAL EQUIVALENCE IN THE MUSLIM MIDDLE EAST...

THERE'S A REASON JORDAN & EGYPT REFUSE TO TAKE THEM... -- "As part of the agreed hostage-prisoner exchange deal, Israel released 200 terrorist prisoners on Saturday, according to Arab media reports. This included more than half who were serving life sentences for terror attacks that killed dozens."...

READING, WRITING AND (NOT) RAPING...

THE CAPRICIOUS & UNKNOWABLE 'WILL OF...' WELL, YOU KNOW... -- "Sweden’s integration minister has decided that the most effective way to deal with the alarming incidence of rape by migrants is to introduce mandatory courses for 'New Swedes' that teach them how bad rape is, and that it runs counter to the values of their adopted country." -- It's the law... -- "Two young women who appear to...

A NEW DAY...

-- "Trump’s newly created Department of Government Efficiency, headed up by Elon Musk, reported that approximately $420 million in current/impending contracts, mainly focused on DEI initiatives, had also been cancelled." --...

FROM THE FOLKS WHO ADVISED YOU TO LEAVE YOUR CAR KEYS AT THE FRONT DOOR...

DO MURDERERS ACTUALLY GIVE THEMSELVES UP IF YOU ASK NICELY? -- "Toronto Police believe three suspects are responsible for killing a man in his 20s in 'The Annex' and are urging them to turn themselves in.  The identity of the victim is not being released at this point and police would not elaborate on exactly how the victim was injured or if a weapon was used." -- They are also appealing...

DEI MEANS DIE

WE SURE WOULDN'T WANT TO HURT ANYONE'S FEELINGS... RIGHT? -- The Nashville high school where 17-year-old shooter Solomon Henderson killed Josselin Corea Escalante last week had no metal detectors - even over many parents’ objections - apparently because administrators think they could be racist."...

IT'S TURNING INTO A CONTEST AS DEA GETS ON THE BOARD...

-- "Drug Enforcement Administration agents took nearly 50 illegal immigrants into custody early Sunday during an operation targeting the Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua networks in Colorado.  The operation comes as President Donald Trump's Border Czar Tom Homan is spearheading his mass deportation...

OOPS... APPARENTLY GUSTAVO THOUGHT HE WAS KIDDING...

TRUMP SCORES A TWOFER... -- "President Donald Trump says he has ordered a 25% tariff on all goods coming into the U.S. from Colombia, a tariff that will rise to 50% after one week. He also ordered a travel ban and Visa revocations for all Colombian government officials, including their ‘allies and...

AND RACHEL MADDOW WEPT...

-- "At publishing time, Hegseth had announced his second act would be requiring Generals to be smoking a cigar at all times." --...