-- "The killers, Treavion Randolph, Dontral Beaver, Gianni Robinson and Damien Hernandez who beat high school classmate Jonathan Lewis Jr, 17, to death have escaped a lengthy sentence for murder after striking a plea deal. The victim's mother, Melissa Ready, told local media: 'There's literally no one being held accountable with true punishment for my son's murder. It's disgusting.'" --
And there's this... bye-bye Grampy.
Meanwhile... back at the ranch...
-- "A call about a suspicious vehicle ended with a Ford Bronco sitting atop a Peel Region Police cruiser at a Tim Hortons drive-thru in Mississauga Tuesday." --
And, no... you don't get to know his name.
It's not like we want to warn the neighbourhood, or anything.
More 'Criminals Anonymous.'