TORONTO HOMICIDE #73/2024

SO MUCH FOR THAT IDYLLIC POST NATIONAL STATE...

-- "The victim, who has now been identified by police as 31-year-old Devon Bumble, of Toronto, succumbed to their injuries on Oct. 26. Duty Insp. Jeff Bassingthwaite said police do not have suspect information at this time." --

WHILE JUSTIN WAGES WAR ON LAW-ABIDING CANADIAN FIREARMS OWNERS...

-- "Brampton residents Narinder Nagra, 50, and her two sons, Navdeep Nagra, 20, and Ravneet Nagara 22, along with Ranveer Araich, 20, Pavneet Nahal, 21, are among five people facing charges in a Peel Regional Police investigation into gun and drug dealing. Peel Police Chief Nishan Duraiappah stated… ‘We have seized more firearms (this year) than we have in any year previously,’ he said, noting that an illegal gun is seized in Peel every 30 hours." --

Note that most of the suspects are individuals who were already out on some form of judicial release. 

That's funny... CP24 News forgot to include the perp's names and pictures. 

Why is it always the guys with the way-cool names?

-- "A shooting in downtown Toronto Sunday night ended with carjacking suspect Jakhiray Heavens, 19, crashing into an Etobicoke school stemmed from a car rental agreement that had gone wrong, police say." --

The enthusiasm of 'new entrepreneurs'...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating after shots were fired at a tow truck near Midland and Sheppard avenues in Scarborough late Monday afternoon." --

CRANKY OLD PERSIAN GRANDAD YELLS AT ISRAEL TO GET OFF HIS LAWN...

THE MORE BLUSTER... THE LESS ACTION...

-- "Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps head Hossein Salami, 64, said the Israeli attack, which came in retaliation for Iran’s Oct. 1 ballistic missile barrage on the country, was a sign of “miscalculation and helplessness. Its bitter consequences will be unimaginable for Israel, Salami warned." --

Here's what Iran is actually good at.

FUNNY... I DON'T SEE ANYBODY BOOKING AIRFARE BACK TO AFRICA...

JUSTIN TRUDEAU WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "A $2.5-billion class action lawsuit brought by Black public servants claiming systemic discrimination in the federal government is set to go to Federal Court in Toronto on Monday." --

It gets better...

-- "Since the plaintiffs first filed the lawsuit almost four years ago, the federal government has spent around $8 million fighting it." --

NOT SO JOYFUL DEMOCRATS CALLING FOR CIVIL WAR 2.0

-- "'Americans should prepare for unrest’ if former President Donald Trump completes the greatest political comeback in modern American politics, Democrats told the Wall Street Journal on Monday." --

And commie-pinko Bernie Sanders has a theory.

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

-- "York Regional Police are searching for a male suspect behind an attempted armed carjacking in Vaughan last week. He is described as Black, around 18 to 19 years old, approximately five feet six inches tall, and of medium build." --

COMING SOON TO A NEIGHBOURHOOD NEAR YOU...

-- "A Jewish man was shot multiple times as he was walking to a synagogue in Chicago on Saturday in broad daylight.   The 23 year old gunman, who has yet to be identified, was heard on a ring camera screaming ‘Allahu Akbar’ before engaging in a two and a half minute shootout with Chicago Police." --

JUST ANOTHER SUNDAY NIGHT IN OLIVIA CHOW'S SOCIALIST PARADISE

-- "A male has been taken to the hospital with serious injuries following a shooting in Moss Park on Sunday night in Toronto. Officers arrested one suspect following a short foot pursuit and a firearm has been recovered." --

THE FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT, HE'S GOTTA WEAR SHADES...

-- "Nearly twenty thousand MAGA die-hards flooded Madison Square Garden for a sold out rally for former President Donald Trump in New York City.   Tens of thousands of people were turned away as the arena reached capacity, with scores of Trump supporters spilling into nearby bars to watch the rally." --

Meanwhile... back at the puppet theater...

-- "Critics on social media pounced on clips of Harris quoting Psalms, saying she debuted a new ‘pastor’ accent, comparing her inflection to Martin Luther King's tenor." --

 

AND COLONEL COLT MADE THEM EQUAL...

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TONIGHT...

Authorities in Onslow County, North Carolina have cleared a woman after she shot and killed ex-boyfriend Colton Bush as he was attempting to break into her home with a long screwdriver while she and her two children were inside. Bush had an active Domestic Violence Protective Order that prohibited him from having any contact with the woman.

Here's my definition of 'gun control'...

-- "The woman fired five shots from a .380 caliber handgun. Bush ate all five shots." --

YET AGAIN... IT ALL COMES BACK TO UNFETTERED IMMIGRATION...

IT'S A CRIMINAL PROBLEM... NOT A PAPERWORK PROBLEM...

-- "Federal Transport Minister Anita Anand is requesting a meeting with her provincial counterpart to tackle the rising issue of re-Vinning and fraudulent vehicle registrations. Due to the lack of interprovincial data sharing, criminals can register a vehicle with the same VIN as a vehicle registered in a different province." --

Olivia Chow expanding Toronto's homeless shelter system.

RELIGION OF PEACE ONCE AGAIN TARGETS INNOCENT CITIZENS ON THE STREETS OF ISRAEL...

-- "Numerous reports indicate the terrorist who carried out an attack near Glilot, north of Tel Aviv ion Sunday morning was shot and killed by armed bystanders. Truck driver Rammi Natur, an Arab citizen of Qalansawe in central Israel rammed his vehicle into a crowd of people at a bus stop in central Israel early Sunday, killing one person and injuring at least 36 others.   Following the attack, Natur climbed out of the truck with a knife and was shot by armed bystanders.” --

IT'S A LEGAL SYSTEM... NOT A JUSTICE SYSTEM...

-- "Justice Andrew Goodman wrote a letter sent to the Court of Appeal last month that said he meant to sentence Peter Khill to six years in custody for the death of Jonathan Styres, but instead handed down eight years in June 2023.  Goodman said he knew he'd made a mistake right away, but didn't take any corrective action until over a year later when he submitted his letter to the Court of Appeal." --

The first thing we do, is hang the lawyers...

  --  "In his sentencing ruling read aloud Friday afternoon, Chalmers said that ‘Mr. Cartel and Ms. Bui have not shown remorse for their conduct. The defendants continue to ignore court orders and make misrepresentations to the court,’ he said."  -- 

TORONTO BUGHOUSE EMPLOYEE GOES 'BUGHOUSE'...

-- "Toronto Police said a female CAMH staff member woman in her 40s working at 1001 Queen Street West, has been seriously injured after being stabbed by a co-worker Friday night. A man in his 60s was arrested at the scene." --

APPARENTLY, IRAN DOESN'T DO 'LETTERS TO THE EDITOR'...

-- "The Imam of Kazeroun in southern Iran, Mohammad Sabahi, was shot by an attacker who then took his own life, according to Iran's semi-official Tasnim News Agency. Sabahi’s death marks the third killing of a Friday Imam in Kazeroun." --

THE MUSIC THAT SOOTHES MEN'S SOULS...

-- "Grammy Award-winning rapper Lil Durk, 32, is charged with conspiracy to commit murder-for-hire in the slaying of Saviay’a Robinson, 24, who was gunned down on Aug. 19, 2022, according to an FBI affidavit released Friday. He has also been nominated three times and was a featured performer on Drake’s 'Laugh Now Cry Later.'". --

Meanwhile back at the ranch...

  --  "Peel Regional Police say a man in his 40s has been hospitalized after being shot in a plaza near Dixie Road and Eglinton Avenue in Mississauga Saturday afternoon. Investigators have not released suspect information."  -- 

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

-- "Local Israeli news outlet Channel 12 reported that in a direct attack on Iran, Israel sent 140 Air Force planes to the skies for the assault that has reportedly targeted military facilities containing missile exports, drones, ballistic missile transmitters and Iran's air defense systems." --

UPDATE:

-- "The Iranian military tried to minimize the damage. Just to be sure, the Iranian military reminded citizens of Iran that it is illegal to circulate images of Israel’s attack." --

JANE AND FINCH, YOU SAY... THERE'S A SHOCKER...

-- "Toronto Police say they received a call just before 9:45 p.m. for reports of the sound of gunshots in the area of Jane Street and Finch Avenue. Police located a male victim who sustained serious but non-life-threatening injuries.   As usual, there was no suspect information." --

Looks like we are all Torontonians now.

AS 'CANADIAN' AS AN IED...

-- "A 'Canadian' mother of six who was deemed a security risk and refused permission to come home by the federal government has died suddenly in Turkey, her lawyer says. The 40-year-old woman had somehow managed to escape a detention camp in northeastern Syria for ISIS suspects and their families." --

Only half measures, apparently...

In May, the federal government repatriated the woman's four boys and two girls from al-Roj in northeastern Syria.

Actually, bringing terrorists to Canada is an ongoing Liberal thing...

It was the fourth repatriation operation conducted by the Canadian government of its nationals held in camps in Syria for foreigners accused of being associated with the armed group ISIL.

And...

-- "Seyed Vorudi, 24, and Mikhail Bykov, 27, both of Toronto, are now facing charges of wilful promotion of hatred against an identifiable group." --

  That's some 'Religion of Peace.'

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #55/2019

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "According to the investigation, police believe the driver mounted the curb, drove over the sidewalk, onto the grass, and then intentionally struck Matthew Dreaver, 16, with the SUV. The suspect vehicle was last seen headed east over the O’Connor Drive Bridge and is believed to have continued to Scarborough." --

And...

-- "Police say they are searching for Dhamanie Hibbert, 41, wanted in connection with the murder of a 37-year-old Brampton man who was shot to death in Toronto last month." --

And...

-- A shooting that took place on Boulee Street on September 11 has now seen London man 28 year old Cody M Leblanc Ashe arrested and charged with attempted murder." --

MUCH LIKE PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL... PIMPING IS A BIT OF A MONOCULTURE

ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Toronto Police are searching for 27-year-old Xavier Greaves of Ajax who is wanted for human trafficking, assault, drug and firearms charges. Greaves s known to be violent and dangerous." --

Ride the Rocket... I dare ya.

WHAT AREN'T THEY TELLING US?

-- "Poland's National Prosecutor's Office have arrested four people in connection with an alleged plot to mail explosives to Canada and the United States. The group's plans involved ‘sending parcels containing camouflaged explosives and dangerous materials via courier companies to European Union countries and Great Britain, which spontaneously ignited or detonated during land and air transport.’" --

IF SHE F@CKED UP ALL THOSE SOFTBALLS WITH COMMIE-PINKO ANDERSON COOPER...

-- "Her decision to cancel comes amid widespread skepticism that Kamala Harris could get through a three-hour, unscripted interview with Rogan given that she has had difficulty handling much shorter events with friendly news media, like her recent disastrous town hall on CNN." --

THOSE 'POST NATIONAL' MUSLIM VOTES AIN'T GONNA BUY THEMSELVES!

-- "The Senate is close to passing a private Liberal bill proclaiming April as Arab Heritage Month. 'We are open to the world,' said Liberal MP David McGuinty, sponsor of the bill: 'How can we use this bill to heal divisions and reduce bigotry?'" --

WILL TORONTO METROSEXUAL UNIVERSITY STILL DUMB DOWN ENTRANCE REQUIREMENTS?

-- "Ontario says it will not allow international students in medical schools beginning in the fall of 2026. The province says at least 95 per cent of medical school spots are to be reserved for Ontario residents and the remainder will be for students from other parts of Canada." --

Remember when TMU got sued for being racist?

IMPORT THE THIRD WORLD... BECOME THE THIRD WORLD...

SAY... WHAT IS THE ETHIOPIAN WORD FOR DIVORCE?

-- "Police have charged a man with first-degree murder after the brutal daytime slaughter of Brkti Berhe, 36, in Ottawa’s Paul Landry Park on Thursday. Fsha Tehkle, 36, of Montreal, faces first-degree murder charges in what police 'described as a femicide.'" --

Even the cops aren't safe anymore. 

And...

-- "Police say Derek Baptiste, 26, of Toronto is now in custody after a female was grabbed by the hair and dragged in between two houses during a sexual assault in North York last weekend. He faces one count of sexual assault and one count of failing to comply with probation." --

And it's not just here...

-- "Sara Sharif used a hijab to hide bruises on her face which were reported to social workers five months before she was killed, the Old Bailey was told." --

Everything we do from this point is simply playing catch-up.

'SASKATCHEWAN' MAN

-- "'Juma' Daniel Drie ATEM is wanted by the Regina Police Service on a Canada-wide warrant for first-degree murder." --

NOW TRY IMAGINING FOUR MORE YEARS OF THIS...

-- "The small town of Lockland, Ohio is the latest victim of the Biden-Harris administration’s open border policy after 3,000 migrants from Africa moved in in the past year, doubling the population. Nearly all of the migrants are from the Muslim-majority country on Africa’s Atlantic coast, which is among the poorest in the world." --

IS THERE A REASON WE DON'T GET TO KNOW THE STABBER'S NAME?

AS CANADIAN AS A 'NECKLACING'...

-- "Brkti Berhe, 36, was fatally stabbed at Ottawa’s Paul Landry Park in front of her two young children Thursday morning. Police said the male suspect, also 36, fled in a vehicle and was arrested near exit 66 on Highway 417 in Casselman, about 50 kilometres east of the park." --

Maybe Black folks should just stop killing each other?

-- "Mayor Olivia Chow and police Chief Myron Demkiw joined faith leaders of the Canadian Black Clergies and Allies to participate in the prayer walk that took place simultaneously in all of the police divisions across the city for the second time." --

COMMIE PINKO PRIME MINISTER PROMISES TO STOP PLAYING WITH MATCHES...

-- "Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says he is drastically cutting immigration levels next year because his government didn’t get the ‘balance quite right’ after years of constant increases. He also called on provinces, businesses and academic institutions to 'do their part.'" --

Well... that's awfully big of him to admit. 

How about we start with a few less 'True Believers?'

-- "Earlier that night, Jan. 10, Imam Shabir Ahmad had denounced the boy as a blasphemer, an accusation that in Pakistan can get a person killed — even when the accusation is false, as it was in this case." --

A SAD TRUTH... IN BRAMPTON THEY CALL THAT 'SATURDAY NIGHT'...

-- "‘What kind of sick person are you to shoot at five girls?’... Mother of murdered Marsha Khadija Charmant in Brampton quadruple shooting grasps for answers." --

Always the guys with the way-cool names, innit? 

Meanwhile... no gun... no problem...

  --  "Montreal police say four teenagers were stabbed outside John F. Kennedy High School in the city's Villeray—Saint-Michel—Parc-Extension borough on Thursday."  -- 

Remember all those knife fights back at your old high school?

YEAH... ME NEITHER.

PITCH MEETINGS I'M SORRY I MISSED... AN ONGOING SERIES...

-- "A Texas startup named Throne is making waves in scatological circles after devising a camera that attaches to your toilet and photographs your poop. ‘Throne uses a downward facing camera that securely captures video during each bathroom visit.’" --

IF YOU WANT TO ACTUALLY SOLVE PROBLEMS... THE CHOICE IS CLEAR...

-- "This town near the border of Guatemala holds a migrant time bomb ready to go off just after the US presidential election. Worried about what the optics of the southern border would do to their re-election chances — though not the migrant crisis itself — the White House wanted to stop the pictures of crowds of people gathered at the wall." --

Or you can go with Biden-Harris 'Quiet Amnesty.' 

Speaking of lefties... Bill Clinton just can't help being himself. 

And what’s the deal with Kamaleon Harris?

BOEING DREAM TEAM SAYS... 'LOOK, YOU WANT THE DOORS PROPERLY BOLTED ON OR NOT?'

Striking Boeing workers have rejected a new offer from the plane-making giant, which included a 35% pay rise over four years.  Hours earlier Boeing's boss Kelly Ortberg warned that the company is at a 'crossroads' as losses at the firm surged to roughly $6bn (£4.6bn).

Remember... DEI means DIE.

WHILE JUSTIN CHASES AFTER LAW-ABIDING LEGAL FIREARMS OWNERS...

-- "A man was shot dead by Ottawa Police after a confrontation that seriously injured an officer in Gatineau’s Hull district early Thursday morning. Police said no further information will be provided." --

And...

A 30-year-old man has been rushed to hospital in life-threatening condition after a daylight shooting shortly after 12 p.m near Yonge Street and Sheppard Avenue. Police have not released any information on possible suspects.

Meanwhile... in other diversity/strength news...

 -- "Ottawa man Wally-Issaya Laguerre-Lamarre, found guilty of first-degree murder in the shooting death of man in Gatineau, Que., in 2020 has been sentenced to life in prison with no chance of parole for 25 years." --

THE FOLKS JUSTIN AND HIS BUDDIES WANT TO SPRING FROM JAIL...

-- "York Regional Police say two suspects drove into a police cruiser and several other vehicles while trying to flee a daylight break-and-enter north of Toronto.    Jasanthan Kandiah is facing 10 charges in connection with the incident, including break-and-enter with intent, possession of a loaded restricted firearm, and driving while under suspension." --

It gets better...

-- "Police said Kandiah was on THREE PREVIOUS firearm prohibition orders at the time of his arrest." --

Meanwhile... back on the election trail...

-- “Look, you won't find anyone more pro-gun than me, but this is like giving a drunk puppy a hand grenade." --

YET ANOTHER ROBO-BARBEQUE...

-- "Four people are dead and another is in hospital after a Tesla driving through downtown Toronto at a high rate of speed crashed into a guardrail and struck a concrete pillar and burst into flames upon impacton Lake Shore Boulevard." --

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE...

-- "'Trump meant to be Hitler, but he forgot,' explained Vice President Harris in a press conference at the White House. 'Being Hitler just totally slipped his mind. Make no mistake, if Trump is elected again, he absolutely plans to turn into Hitler and probably will write himself a reminder this time.'" --

From the comments...

-- "There's an art to answer evasion and this bimbo does the exact opposite; ie, flagging her evasion so that even the dumbest listener has his face rubbed in the equivocation." --

DEI, INEVITABLY, MEANS DIE...

-- "A Muslim Metropolitan Police officer, Ruby Begum, 29, who posted abusive tweets about Jewish and non-Muslim people has been dismissed without notice. Begum had told the panel her behaviour amounted to simple misconduct and a final warning would be sufficient." --

SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE MURDER TO ME...

ILLEGAL DRUGS KILL PEOPLE... WHO KNEW?

-- "I had no idea the $60 of cocaine I bought for a friend was fentanyl, Tahir Ul-Haq tells his Toronto manslaughter trial." --

How could I know there were bullets in that gun?

WHO YA GONNA BELIEVE... ME, OR YOUR OWN DAMN EYES?

-- "Vice President Kamala Harris told NBC News on Tuesday that President Joe Biden remains 'capable' of being president due to her 'first hand account of watching him.' Critics accuse Harris and the establishment media of covering up Biden’s capacity to lead the nation." --

President Grandad is on a roll. 

Kamala doubles down...

-- "Democratic presidential nominee Vice President Kamala Harris said Wednesday, that if elected, she will move forward on a 'pathway to citizenship' for immigrants illegally in the country." --

INSANITY

-- "Official guidelines issued last week by the Scottish Government’s Chief Statistician endorses identities such as 'pangender', meaning a person identifies as having 'all possible genders at once', and agender, meaning a person who 'does not identify as having a gender.'" --

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

-- "The IDF on Tuesday announced that top Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine, presumed to be the successor of Hassan Nasrallah following his assassination in late September. was killed in an Israeli airstrike on Beirut earlier this month." --

You can just smell that 'professional' journalism.

YOU DON'T NEED A WEATHERMAN... A CONTINUING SERIES...

-- "Former Democratic candidate for President and independent Tulsi Gabbard formally announced she is joining the Republican Party at a Trump rally in Greensboro, North Carolina, a key swing state in the upcoming election." --

WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN THAT COMING?

-- "A new fire station in Germany was destroyed in a fire, causing millions of euros in damage, did not have a fire alarm system. The fire broke out on an emergency vehicle belonging to the fire department, which contained lithium-ion batteries and an external power connection." --

Come hell or high water, say greenies.

YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY, BABY...

JUST IGNORE THE THREE OTHER GUYS...

-- "A woman from Mississauga, 27-year-old Katherine Bergeron-Pinzaronne, is wanted Canada-wide on a second-degree murder charge after a 16-year-old male teenager from Montreal was fatally stabbed in Richmond Hill two months ago." --

And...

-- "Michael Smith, a 40-year-old man has been charged after he sexually assaulted several women on TTC property and then assaulted a police officer while being placed into custody." --

CACKLING CAT-LADY KAMALA COMMIES UP...

-- "The Kamala Harris campaign has tapped eco-loony Camila Thorndike as its 'climate engagement director,' a far-left activist who says oil and gas workers are part of the 'toxic patriarchy.' In one post, Thorndike said she has had no children because of the fear they would die young, asserting that 'the fossil fuel industry’s ecoterrorism' is 'great birth control.' Kamala’s appointment of Thorndike sends a clear signal regarding 'the kind of personnel who could staff up a potential Harris administration.'" --

Ride that Rocket... I double-dawg dare ya!

THIS ONE IS GONNA BE A BARN-BURNER...

-- "Former President Donald Trump will record an interview Friday on the top-ranked 'Joe Rogan Experience' podcast, according to multiple reports." --

THE MUSIC THAT SOOTHES MEN'S SOULS...

AND THE USUAL LIFE FULL OF MEANING...

-- "Rapper Ralan Styles, 22, whose real name was Michael Robinson, who went viral in 2022 for his rap remix of Baby Shark, was reportedly killed at a property in Columbus, Ohio, after being targeted for his neck chain.   Mahamood Hassan, 24, has been charged with murder after witnesses supplied a detailed description of the suspect and then picked him out of a line-up." --

Trust me, Toronto isn't very far behind Columbus.

CHASING AFTER LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS WHILE IGNORING GANGBANGERS...

-- "On Monday, one of Justin Trudeau’s social media flunkies declared on X — with a straight face — that the Liberals were crushing it when it comes to firearms offences. This is the same government that has spent more than $67 million on the self-congratulatory firearm buyback program — and hasn’t collected a single gun.". --

OF COURSE, THERE'S SPECIAL RULES FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE...

-- "Meanwhile, the House of Commons is still considering BILL C-5, an act that would REPEAL A HOST OF MANDATORY MINIMUM PENALTIES, including those for smuggling firearms. The idea is to reduce the 'overincarceration rate of Indigenous peoples' as well as for other 'marginalized Canadians.'" --

Marginalized... you know, like these guys.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THREE COUNTS OF ATTEMPTED MURDER?

I'M GUESSING THEY WOULD'VE FRIED HIS ASS BACK IN ECUADOR...

-- "A sentencing hearing is set to continue today for Geovanny Villalba-Aleman who pleaded guilty to two counts of aggravated assault, one count of assault with a weapon and one count of assault causing bodily harm in a University of Waterloo gender studies class. Federal prosecutors say the offences amount to terrorism in his case." --

So why does he get off with assault charges? 

Meanwhile... back at the ranch...

-- "Jayden MALUAL, Coady Daniel CROWE, both 18 and Aniruddho KAZI, 21, are facing charges after a handgun holster, drug paraphernalia, and over 1,990 Dilaudid pills were located during a traffic stop in Oshawa." --

WHEN SECONDS COUNT, THE COPS ARE ONLY TWENTY MINUTES AWAY...

-- "CityNews Toronto recently learned through a source not authorized to speak publicly that 911 callers faced for an unspecified duration Thursday afternoon a wait time just shy of 11 minutes and 45 seconds for calls to be answered. To better appreciate that hold time, a CityNews camera operator was able to drive to the Don Valley Parkway from the Pickering-Toronto border in the same period." --

Ask a cop about Justin's war on law-abiding citizens. 

And what about actual criminals invading Canada...

-- "Alleged members of an Indian gang and its leader Lawrence Bishnoi, have been sending shivers down the spines of members of the South Asian diaspora in Canada for years, says former B.C. Solicitor General Kash Heed. Early this year, police in Ontario and Alberta said they were investigating similar extortion schemes, including some that saw bullets fired at businesses." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

  --  "The family of a man who died following a fight during a break-in at his Mississauga home earlier this month is appealing to anyone with information to contact authorities. The victim, 55-year-old Wei Ruo Zhao, of Mississauga, was taken to a trauma centre where he succumbed to his injuries and was pronounced dead. Investigators have not released any descriptive details at this point."  -- 

And...

  --  "Hamilton cops have made a slew of arrests and are hunting suspects in the explosion of shootings plaguing the city. In a press release, cops say they’ve made five recent arrests in connection with the gunplay."  -- 

Hey... no gun, no problem.

THOSE DARNED 'BRANTFORD MEN' ARE AT IT AGAIN...

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

-- "Three Brantford men, Bhavandeep Gill, 36, Vikram Kumar, 23, and Sandeep Kaur, 24, are facing charges after police seized more than six kilograms of cocaine and approximately $2 million in cash." --

Don't you worry, though... they're probably gonna walk. 

They say, 'It all comes around'...

-- Two B.C. men, Tanner Fox and Jose Lopez, pleaded guilty Monday to second-degree murder in the 2022 shooting death of Ripudaman Singh Malik, one of two men acquitted in the 1985 Air India bombings. Malik's family described him as a tireless community leader." --

And...

-- "Muhammad Khattak, the man accused of murdering Marshall, is slated to appear in court on Thursday." --

THAT WORD DOESN'T MEAN WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS!

-- "As she boarded the private jet in an ostentatious manner, Lizzo declared: 'This is how a bad bitch saves democracy. You hoes couldn’t even spell democracy!.' Her invocation of 'democracy' neglects the fact that Kamala Harris skipped the entire primary process and was anointed the Democrats’ candidate without receiving a single vote." --

STOLEN MCVALOR...

-- "McDonald’s released a statement Sunday admitting it has no record of Kamala Harris ever working there, as she has repeatedly claimed. Media requests to her campaign asking for verification of her McDonald’s employment have been ignored." --

The Bee, as usual, nails it...

-- "If you get Kamala, there won't be any toys at all, you won't even have hamburgers because all the cows will be gone. But we're not gonna let that happen folks. We are going to make Happy Meals great again." --

MARINE VETERAN DANIEL PENNEY DESERVES A MEDAL...

-- "Jury selection begins Monday in the trial of Marine Corps veteran Daniel Penny, 25, who is facing manslaughter charges after he appeared on cellphone video placing an erratic and aggressive subway passenger in a chokehold." --

Erratic?  Aggressive? More like homicidal...

-- "According to testimony from a motion hearing last month, Jordan Neely barged onto the train after the 10th Street Station, ripped his jacket off and threatened to ‘kill anybody’ in May 2023." --

It gets better... Neely arrested 44 times...

-- "The day before homeless Jordan Neely went on a scary rant on the subway that ultimately resulted in his death at the hands of a straphanger, he nearly pushed someone to the tracks at the same station." --

FROM THE COMMENTS...

-- "That fact that the Toronto Star has a 'race and gender columnist' speaks volumes." --

Smell that 'professional' journalism...

-- "Political commentator Angela Rye declared on CNN that 'White folks should face accountability' for not showing up to save democracy if they don't vote for Vice President Kamala Harris next month." --

HOW GREEN IS MY VALLEY?

-- "One Toronto woman sustained serious but non-life-threatening injuries after as many as 20 e-bikes caught fire in an underground parking garage at 563 Eglinton Ave. W. in Forest Hill overnight." --

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

-- "Peel Regional Police are investigating after a pick-up truck drove through the front of Jay Santoshi Jewellers in Mississauga and its occupants stole unknown quantity of merchandise just before 2:15 pm Sunday." --

And...

-- "Hamilton Police say 25-year-old Akua Page who was accidentally shot by a child after allegedly allowing the six-year-old play with his gun is among many facing firearm-related charges in separate incidents." --

Note that this is not Akua's first rodeo. And...

-- "Durham Regional Police Service has arrested 30-year-old Jaleel Allen from Oshawa in connection with two incidents, including a stabbing." --

ANOTHER DAY... ANOTHER AKBAR...

"Libyan national 'Omar A.' intended to carry out a high-profile attack with firearms on the Israeli Embassy in Berlin,” the statement said. In his planning, the statement added, 'the accused exchanged information with a member of IS in a messenger chat.'" --

LOOK HOW WELL THAT TURNED OUT FOR BOEING...

-- "Equity, also known as 'substantive equality' or 'equality of outcome,' means treating different groups differently. It means applying standards and granting rights to compensate for perceived advantages, disadvantages, strengths, and weaknesses. Equity is a right granted not to individuals as individuals, but to members of groups." --

In case you find that verbiage a little unclear...

-- "Able-bodied straight white students can’t apply for these seats. It’s TMU’s affirmative action school for doctors who can’t get in on their merits." --

TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT THE STARVING PALESTINIANS...

  --  "Hamas chief Yahya Sinwar’s wife was reportedly spotted fleeing into a Gaza tunnel with a $32,000 Birkin bag hours before the Oct. 7 massacre, The Birkin is beloved by celebrities and billionaires — and everyone from the Kardashians to Melania Trump have been spotted out and about with similar black leather handbags."  -- 

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER SHOOTING-FREE WEEKENDS...

AND NOT A BOB OR A FRED IN SIGHT...

-- "York Regional Police are investigating a shooting McCowan Road and 14th Avenue that left 44-year-old Partheepan Panchalingam of Markham dead Saturday night. No suspect information has been released." --

Yeah... it's a stone who-dunnit. 

UPDATE3:   TORONTO HOMICIDE #57/2024

Media celebrates having a female Caucasion killer...

-- "Toronto Police say 36-year-old Stacey Downey is facing a charge of first-degree murder in the death of Triston McNally." --

Hey... no gun, no problem.

A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME...

-- "More than 42,000 cases of the disease (Monkey Pox) have been reported this year, with 3,051 in the last week. The vast majority are in the Democratic Republic of Congo. The number of African nations with mpox outbreaks has climbed to 18, from six countries in April." --

Coming soon to a neighbourhood near you.

THE PEOPLE YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY BE AFRAID OF...

-- "‘There’s been very happy people, celebratory people,’ creator Brian Andrew Whiteley told The Post. ‘We just have people screaming, yes, yes, yes, dancing, taking photos of groups of people at a time with the tombstone, celebrating.’" --

THE FOLKS JUSTIN ACTUALLY OUGHT TO BE CHASING... INSTEAD OF, YOU KNOW... ME...

-- "One woman has died and two women and a man have been taken to hospital after a quadruple shooting near Rutherford and Selby roads in Brampton Saturday morning. Police have not identified the victims or released much information on the shooting." --

Always the guys with the way-cool names...

-- "Zidane Kirkpatrick, 18, of Toronto, is facing a drug charge and eight gun-related charges including unauthorized possession of a firearm." --

Meanwhile... back at the ranch...

-- "Norbert Budai knew exactly what he was doing when he doused his ex-wife with gasoline and set her ablaze – of course he did." --

♪ "YOU DON'T NEED A WEATHERMAN..." ♪

-- "Vulnerable incumbent Democratic Senator Bob Casey turned heads Friday with a new campaign ad in Pennsylvania that highlights how he 'bucked Biden' and 'sided' with former President Trump. Casey, by highlighting his work with Trump, is telegraphing unease as Election Day draws closer. " --

But Casey isn't getting away clean...

-- "The Trump campaign's rapid response account on X accused Casey of 'desperately trying to embrace President Trump' after voting to impeach the former president twice.". --

BOB RAE WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "Cuba’s power grid failed and the entire nation plunged into darkness Friday, less than a day after the government stressed the need to paralyze the economy to save electricity in the face of major gasoline shortages and large-scale, regular outages. For weeks, the country has lacked the fuel to run the power grid, which has left large parts of the nation without electricity for up to 12 hours at a time." --

PRESCRIBING HORMONES FOR THE VERY FOLKS WHO CAN'T BUY CIGARETTES OR BEER...

-- "Dallas doctor May Lau, a Professor at the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center in Dallas faces legal action from Texas over accusations of unlawfully providing cross-sex hormones to transgender youths.  This case is the first time a state has attempted to enforce laws that ban transgender medical procedures for minors." --

KAMALA'S PEOPLE ARE AT IT AGAIN...

-- "Gregory Marlyn Galindez-Trias, 22, and Moises Alejandro Condollo-Urbaneja, 24, two illegal immigrants from Venezuela with alleged ties to the Tren de Aragua prison gang were arrested in New York in connection with the murder and robbery of a 59-year-old man in a Connecticut hotel." --

And... Texas ain't what it used to be. 

Meanwhile... back in Justin's 'post-national' state...

-- "Helder Antonio De Ameida, 20, and a 17-year-old boy are facing multiple charges after shooting at Bais Chaya Mushka Jewish girls school last weekend." --

UNREPENTANT AFFIRMATIVE-ACTION HIRE SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED FOR CAUSE...

-- Stacy Clarke, a high-ranking Toronto police officer who admitted to helping six Black constables cheat on promotional exams is appealing her demotion, arguing that she was 'villainized' for conduct. Her lawyers argued that she took those actions in an attempt to address 'overt and systemic anti-Black racism' within the TPS and help diversify its ranks. " --

Her argument seems to be that Black officers are incapable of passing promotion exams without cheating.  That sounds racist to me.   She should be grateful she still has a job. 

Meanwhile... in other diversity/strength news...

-- "A 50-year-old man, Manh Khan Tran is wanted for attempted murder after allegedly stabbing an individual Finch Avenue and Keele Street in North York." --

Folks are starting to speak up...

-- For the first time in a quarter-century, a long-term tracking poll has found a clear majority of Canadians believe the country has accepted too many immigrants." --

THAT'S WHY CANADA HAS THE EVER-EXPANDING MAID PROGRAM...

-- "‘The donor had woken up during his procedure that morning for a cardiac catheterization. And he was thrashing around on the table,’ Martin says. According to case file records, the Hippocratic oath takers merely sedated the struggling Hoover when he arose — and proceeded with their plans to harvest his organs. The incident caused several members of the KODA team to resign." --

AS CANADIAN AS A 'NECKLACING' PARTY...

-- "Sumas Station Customs and Border Protection agents in Washington State arrested 'Canadian man' Nickolace Denis-Fouche who is wanted for murder in Terrebonne, Quebec, Canada. Emmanuel Mbong Bougha, 24, is the other suspect in the July 18 murder of 22-year-old Maxime Jean." --

A little closer to home... there's Dwayne Smith. 

And the, there's this psychotic dumbstick...

-- "Ryan James Wedding, a Canadian former Olympic snowboarder is wanted in connection with a double homicide in Ontario last year, United States law enforcement say." --

♪ "ALL THE STREETS ARE BROWN..." ♪

The oil company Phillips 66 announced Wednesday that it is closing its Los Angeles-area refinery by the end of 2025, pointing to concerns about the future market after California Gov. Gavin Newsom signed a new law on Monday that will set new regulations on the oil industry in the Golden State.

WELL... I IMAGINE WE'LL GET ALONG JUST FINE WITHOUT HIM...

-- "Donald Musselman, a 24-year-old 'Ottawa man' who was convicted in two Ottawa killings has died in prison." --

Meanwhile... back at the ranch.

LIKE RATS OFF A SINKING SHIP...

-- "Four more federal cabinet ministers will not run for re-election, Radio-Canada has learned. This brings the number of ministers who have opted not to stand for re-election since the start of the summer to six." --

♪ "JUST LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET" ♪

-- "The retired hockey pro who played junior hockey in the QMJHL, recently had moved out after the relationship ended, but had remained ‘somewhat involved’ with his former lover, investigators said." --

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TONIGHT...

-- "'You don't have to take time to ask them, What are you doing in my house? When they walk into your house, you own them. And if you shoot them graveyard dead, that's too bad for their luck. They should have stayed out of your house,' said Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd.". --

The Bee, as usual, nails it.