-- "Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced the federal government is proclaiming a National Day Against Gun Violence, to be held annually on the first Friday of June." --As the Babylon Bee observed recently...
LOS ANGELES, CA -- "In a bold move to help raise breast cancer awareness, actor Rainn Wilson has legally changed his name to 'Booby McBoobface'." --WAIT... WHAT 'COMMUNITY' ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
-- "The government has also earmarked hundreds of millions of dollars for community programming aimed at reducing gun and gang violence, and deterring youth from taking up a life of crime." --
More Liberal argle-bargle.
NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...
-- "Durham Regional Police said one man is in life-threatening condition while another is in police custody after a stabbing in Oshawa on Thursday afternoon. Few details have been released about the incident." --
