02 August 2007

Break out the tinfoil helmets

Well, if Gore's got it right and crops fail worldwide... we can always eat the cats...
An explosion in Toronto's stray cat population is the latest phenomenon being blamed on global warming, joining a growing list of evils that includes increases in hay fever and seal mating as well as decreases in the supply of maple syrup and Bulgarian prostitutes.
Now that's where I wanna work... the United Nations affiliated organisation that keeps tabs on seal mating AND Bulgarian prostitutes.

Yup... no crazy people here.


If people really care about "Man-made Climate Change", they should buy "Bulgarian Beaver Credits" to offset the migration of these prostitutes into the ski resorts in Europe.

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