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-- "The IDF on Tuesday attempted to assassinate Hamas leader Mohammed Sinwar in a strike on the European Hospital in Khan Yunis. Security officials have long believed that Mohammed Sinwar replaced his brother, Yahya Sinwar, as the new Hamas leader after his assassination in October." --...

BUT, BUT, BUT... ONLY WHITE PEOPLE CAN BE RACIST...

-- "Toronto Police have arrested and charged 34-year-old Shevon Cooke in a suspected hate-motivated assault at Finch West station last summer. Cooke directed death threats and used anti-Indian slurs towards the victim during the assault." --...

LIVE AND DON'T LEARN...

-- "U.S. President Donald Trump's administration said on Tuesday that eight federal agencies will terminate another $450 million in grants to Harvard University, on top of $2.2 billion in federal funding that it canceled last week." -- Now do Stanfo...

BRINGING THOSE OLD WORLD VALUES WITH THEM...

-- "Anestan Ganeshamoorthy, 32, of Pickering, allegedly behind the wheel of a stolen vehicle that was involved in a serious collision with a TTC bus in November is facing new charges for his role in a violent home invasion spree across Mississauga and Brampton." -- It gets better... -- "'Ganeshamoorthy...

APPARENTLY, SOME FOLKS LIVES ARE LESS IMPORTANT THAN OTHERS...

-- "There’s a new batch of refugees coming into America, but the Left and their liberal media allies hate it for a simple reason: they’re white. And now the Episcopal Church is dissolving its relationship with the federal government regarding resettling refugees." -- Let's see what South Africa's...

SMELL THE 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM...

-- "They knew. They all knew. And yet they were all perfectly fine with running him for president AGAIN." -- Oh... it gets better... -- "A rapidly aging Joe Biden couldn’t even recognize George Clooney at a Democratic fundraiser in Los Angeles during his 2024 campaign — leaving the Hollywood...

THE NEW ENTREPRENEURS...

-- "Brampton man Moiz Kunwar, 28, has been charged with fraud and is facing two lawsuits related to an alleged pre-construction home deposit scam worth hundreds of thousands of dollars." --...

DEAD WRONG...

-- "In the year the Liberals took office, 604 people were murdered across Canada. This was already a slight uptick from the year before, when murder rates hit a low not seen since the mid-1960s. Just seven years later, in 2022, homicides would hit a high of 874. In raw numbers, that’s 270 more...

IN SCARBOROUGH, THAT'S CALLED 'MONDAY'...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating after two males were stabbed at a plaza on the southwest corner of Guildwood Parkway at Livingston Road in Scarborough on Monday afternoon." --...

'MISSISSAUGA MAN'...

-- "Mississauga man Rick Junior Arson, 26, has been charged after two women were sexually assaulted and a teen was nearly abducted in separate incidents in the city’s northeast end." -- And then, there's the guys with the neck tatto...

WHILE CANADA'S FEDERAL LIBERALS REFUSE TO RELEASE NAZI FILES...

-- "The 83 boxes were sent by the Germany embassy in Tokyo to Argentina in June 1941 aboard the Japanese steamship 'Nan-a-Maru,' according to the history that the court was able to piece together, it said in a statement." --...

WHY TRUMP WAS ELECTED: REASON #3014

-- "'The principle is simple – whatever the lowest price paid for a drug in other developed countries, that is the price that Americans will pay,' Trump said at the White House. 'Some prescription drug and pharmaceutical prices will be reduced almost immediately by 50 to 80 to 90%.'" -- And then......

PRESIDENT 'PANTS ON FIRE'...

-- "And this isn’t just a one-time discrepancy. Month after month during Joe Biden’s term, the Bureau of Labor Statistics published inflated job estimates, only to revise them downward later, long after the headlines had already done their PR damage for the White House." -- The Democrats can't...

MUCH LIKE PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL... PIMPING IS A BIT OF A MONOCULTURE

-- "Charges have been laid against Michael Smith, 31, from Brampton after police say he took control over and exploited a woman in the sex trade." -- And... -- "Toronto Police are searching for a suspect in connection with three separate east-end robbery investigations in the Chapman Avenue...

CHESS, THUMBS DOWN... GROWING POPPIES FOR HEROIN, ALLAH IS COOL...

-- "The Taliban government in Afghanistan has banned chess until further notice due to fears the game is a source of gambling. Officials said the game has been prohibited indefinitely until its compatibility with Islamic law can be determined." -- Nota bene... -- "Women are essentially barred...

OF COURSE, OFFICER... WE SURE WOULDN'T WANT TO EMBARRASS 'KENORA MAN'...

SO, YOU NEED TO KNOW IF THERE'S A DRUG DEALER ON YOUR STREET...TOUGH BANANAS... -- "A 64-year-old northern Ontario man is facing drug trafficking charges after a two-month investigation led to the seizure of cocaine, methamphetamine, and prescription drugs in Kenora, Ont." -- Perhaps someone should...

DARWIN AWARDS 2025...

-- "The farm recently posted a picture of a large red kangaroo named Mr. Jack, adding, 'He loves neck scratches and will take treats from your hands.'" --...

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM... 'POST-NATIONAL' STATE EDITION...

-- "Peel Reginal Police are appealing for the public’s help after a woman in her twenties was randomly stabbed and suffered 'near fatal injuries' at Eglinton Avenue West and Hurontario Street Saturday evening just before 6:30 pm. The woman had just exited a public transit bus when she was followed...

A SAVAGE MEDIEVAL PLACE...

-- "Yitzchak Eliyashiv, a 45-year-old Jewish New Yorker, was murdered in the Gundogmus district of Antalya province of Turkey earlier this week, according to Turkish and Jewish media reports." -- Not that Poland is setting any shining examples... -- "Private broadcaster Polsat News reported that...

WELL, I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER 'PRE-MAD MAX' CANADA...

-- "Montreal Police are investigating after a 16-year-old boy was shot in the upper body and a 15-year-old boy was stabbed in the lower body during an altercation on Raudot Street near d’Aragon Street in the Southwest borough Friday night. No arrests have been made, and the investigation is ongoing."...

I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT... I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU...

-- "On March 19 of last year, ATF 'operators' conducted an early morning raid of Bryan Malinowski’s home in West Little Rock. An ATF agent WHO HAS NEVER BEEN NAMED shot Malinowski in the head with his carbine and he died of his wounds two days later. His family insists he didn’t know he was trading...

THE SCOOP ON MARX CARNAGE...

-- "According to legend, the Bermuda Triangle is a place where ships and even airplanes disappear. I don't know about that, but Bermuda is definitely a place where oligarchs like Carney make billions of dollars disappear, to evade the Canada Revenue Agency and other tax collectors." -- It gets...

WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN THAT COMING?

-- "The second-generation Rwandan teen, who murdered Alice da Silva Aguiar, 9, Elsie Dot Standcombe, 7, and Bebe King, 6, last year at a dance party in Southport, England, has  attacked a prison guard in a premeditated assault." -- Meanwhile... back at the ran...

I GUESS SOME THINGS, YOU KNOW, LIKE MAPS... ARE JUST SACRED...

-- "Breitbart Editor-in-Chief Alex Marlow stated, ‘This is a person who changed their gender from male to female and changed his name... and is saying we can’t change Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America.’" --...

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON 800 MILIION DOLLARS OF SCRAPPED VENTILATORS...

I HAVEN'T HAD A FAMILY DOCTOR SINCE 2014... -- "The federal government expects to spend about $7 million this fiscal year to store and maintain four custom-made, portable hospitals that cost taxpayers more than $200 million to buy — facilities meant to bolster overwhelmed hospitals during the COVID-19...

SCRATCH A DEMOCRAT...

-- "'These members of Congress storming into a detention facility goes beyond bizarre political stunt and puts the safety of our law enforcement agents and the detainees at risk,' a DHS statement said. '"Members of Congress are not above the law and cannot illegally break into detention facilities.'"...

MORE 'TORONTO MAN'...

-- "Toronto Police say 23-year-old Ryan Petroff, who was wanted in connection with a hit-and-run on Toronto Metropolitan University’s campus that left five pedestrians injured last month was arrested following a 'road rage incident' in Scarborough earlier this week." -- Oh, yeah... one other small...

I SAY WE LET 'EM SLUG IT OUT...

-- "India’s governing BJP party said on Thursday that its 'Operation Sindhoor' airstrikes on Pakistan 'eliminated' Abdul Rauf Azhar, the mastermind behind American journalist Daniel Pearl’s kidnapping and beheading in 2002." -- Religion of... what the fucking wha...

ONE GIGANTIC MILGRAM EXPERIMENT...

-- "'As the estimated U.S. COVID-19 vaccine death toll breaches 600,000, we must stand in solemn solidarity and remembrance of the fallen, just as we have for those who fought and died in service to our country,' Hulscher writes on his Substack. The foundation’s founder, renowned cardiologist Dr....

I HEAR FREEZING BANK ACCOUNTS AND JAILING YOUR POLITICAL ENEMIES REALLY WORKS...

-- "Germany’s political police bureau, the Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution, has temporarily suspended awarding itself the power to wiretap right-wing-populist Members of Parliament pending an urgent legal review filed by the targeted Alternative for Germany." --...

WE'RE WAITING FOR, WHAT... AN ACTUAL POGROM?

-- "Chaos and wild brawls broke out at Brooklyn College university on Thursday evening after anti-Israel activists tried setting up an encampment on college grounds. The chaos comes a day after over 100 anti-Israel agitators stormed the Butler Library at Columbia University." --...

'TORONTO MAN'

WHY IS ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES? -- "Toronto man Kamar Cunningham, 43, convicted in 2020 for multiple firearm trafficking offences, has been arrested in the United States after nearly four years on the run, police say. Cunningham was the 17th most wanted fugitive in Canada." -- ...

YOU THINK THOSE VOTES BUY THEMSELVES?

-- "The annual Indigenous budget has almost tripled from 2015 to 2025, growing (in nominal dollars) from roughly $11 billion to more than $32 billion." --...

BIDEN'S DEMOCRAT CONSTITUENTS CONTINUE TO SUFFER UNDER TRUMP...

-- "MS-13 gangbanger Omar Antonio Villalta has been sentenced to 55 years in prison for the brutal killings of Justin Llivicura, Michael Lopez, Jorge Tigre, and Jefferson Villalobos in a New York park. Villalta was also involved in the murder of another man in Charlottesville, Virginia, a few months...