IMPORT THE THIRD WORLD... BECOME THE THIRD WORLD...

-- "Brampton man Rahyl Hassan, 39, has been charged for allegedly operating two electrical contracting businesses without proper provincial licensing and safety requirements.  Hassan has been charged with defrauding the public, false pretenses, uttering forged documents, mischief endangering life, and possession of counterfeit currency." --

But wait... there's more...

-- "Alberta drug dealer Navjot Singh, of Innisfail, Alta., already facing seven weapons and other offences following a traffic stop in Brampton two months ago has been hit with more charges." --

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

-- "The IDF announced Friday that Izz al-Din al-Bik, the Commander of Hamas’s Northern Gaza Brigade, who it killed in a Gaza City earlier this week, had overseen the holding of at least 15 Israeli hostages during the war. Bik had commanded Hamas’s Northern Gaza Brigade since his predecessor, Ahmed Ghandour, was killed by Israel on November 10, 2023." --

Bonus riff...

-- Separately, the IDF said Friday that Tamer Hamaida, who served as a sniper in Hamas’s military wing, was killed in a strike on Khan Younis." --

SO, DEI DOESN'T ACTUALLY MEAN D-I-E...

-- "After seeing the results from Tennessee's all-female execution team, Death Row inmates all across the United States have reportedly called up their lawyers to demand that they too could get lady executioners." --

WHY ARE THE LIBERALS CHASING AFTER LEGAL, REGISTERED GUN OWNERS?

PUSLINCH TOWNSHIP - -- "Police have arrested Lavontae Bowleg, 20, Keillo Waisome, 19, and an 18-year-old in relation to a 2025 home invasion shooting in Puslinch that left one person with injuries.   A publication ban has been issued and as a result, the OPP will not be able to release further information." --

Yet again... the guys with the way-cool names.  

And now there's this.

HONESTLY... I'M A LITTLE SURPRISED HE DIDN'T SIGN IT ON SEPTEMBER 11...

-- "California Assembly Bill 2017 officially added Eid al-Fitr and Eid al-Adha to the list of state holidays, which would permit public schools and colleges to close and allow state employees to be eligible to observe the holidays." --

THOSE GOSH-DARNED 'TORONTO' MEN...

-- "Toronto police have arrested 23-year-old Kayaan Jiwan in connection with a child luring investigation where explicit images were exchanged with a 15-year-old girl earlier this year." --

And what about those 'Oshawa' men?

-- "Oshawa man Christos Charalambous has been charged after police say an elderly woman lost more than $400,000 in an fraud scheme." --

And there's this.

OOOH LA LA...

-- "The Headteacher in Marseille’s Victor Hugo high school was doused in petrol and fires were started in two schools, as violent student protests rage in France. More than 600 people have been arrested in the widespread violence. Student unions have called on young people to continue the country-wide protests, which has reportedly affected more than 350 schools in France." --

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

  --  "Tear gas filled streets in Strasbourg, protesters fired fireworks toward police lines in Marseille, and garbage bins were set ablaze in Rennes, while clashes also broke out in Paris. Authorities said some 2,000 people had been arrested since the protests began."  --  

ALWAYS BE AWARE OF THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Shoeless madman Jyrell Thomas, 25, was charged Thursday with murder for stabbing another straphanger to death in an unprovoked spurt of violence on a Queens train – as harrowing video of the bloody attack shows terrified riders scrambling off the subway car." --

And you've gotta look out for the gals too, apparently.

BURNHAM IS MAKING ROOM FOR ALL THE NEW 'SPEECH CRIMINALS'...

-- "Prison gates across England and Wales had a party atmosphere on Thursday morning, with some convicts calling out thanks to Prime Minister Andy Burnham for having slashed their sentences." --

WHEN YOU ONLY WANT HALF THE STORY... CODI WILSON, PROFESSIONAL JOURNO...

-- "'Four people have been arrested' in connection with a vehicle registration fraud scheme that has been linked to more than $100,000 in unpaid 407 tolls. The investigation, dubbed Project Octane, began in May 2026." --

If you want their names, though... you have to go here...

-- "Haroon Qayumzada, 31, Gajan Karunanithy, 35, Tariq Hameed, 53, and Ismail Ismail, 37." --

You want pictures... CityNews Toronto has 'em.

NOTHING A LITTLE SWEAT LODGE WON'T TAKE CARE OF...

-- "Nakeem Jamar Johnson, 36, wanted for attempted murder, conspiracy to commit murder, along with multiple weapon and drug charges, was arrested in Cross Lake, a 'northern community' in Manitoba." --

Define 'northern community'...

-- "There are individuals of non-aborginal origin, as well as a number of Metis residing on-reserve. The majority of the population is treaty status." --

-- "Those gosh-darned 'Manitoba' men...

A Manitoba man accused of killing his three young children, their mother and a teenage relative has parted ways with his lawyers for the second time this year." --

I'M SO OLD... I REMEMBER PRE-HOME INVASION TORONTO...

-- "Toronto Police said when the victim opened the door to grab the package, they were rushed by three suspects, who forced their way into the unit. The suspects ransacked the apartment before fleeing with several luxury items." --

But, wait there's more...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating after a vehicle damaged by gunfire was abandoned following a collision in Etobicoke early Thursday morning." --

And more...

  --  :A man was found suffering from a gunshot wound inside a home in Etobicoke early Thursday morning."  -- 

JUST CALL IN A CANADIAN 'MAID' DOCTOR... THEY HAVE A PERFECT RECORD...

-- "Christa Pike, Tennessee’s first woman to be executed in over 200 years is still alive after receiving two doses of a lethal injection — as her attorneys race to file an emergency stay." --

AND THE POLS ARE PANICKING...

-- "Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee is pausing all executions this year after Christa Pike survived two deadly doses of pentobarbital." --

And before you get all weepy...

-- "Pike was on death row for luring a romantic rival into a wooded area and torturing her with a box cutter – carving a pentagram into her chest – before smashing her head with a piece of asphalt, claiming a piece of the victim’s skull as a souvenir." --

You think I'm kidding about Canada?

SEEMS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES DON'T GET JAIL TIME...

-- "Roshvin Crofton of Ajax is facing nearly a dozen charges in connection with an arson that damaged multiple homes last month." --

And it's not Roshvin's first rodeo. 

Oops... here comes another one.

IS YOUR LIFE BETTER NOW THAN WHEN THE LIBERALS WERE PUT IN POWER?

-- "Now the question starts to become: When do we resume some controlled increase in the population, which is the nature of Canada?" --

Ladies... are you ready to embrace Sharia Law?

LONDON ONTARIO USED TO BE THE MOST BORING PLACE IN THE WORLD...

-- "A man died following a shooting near a busy downtown intersection during rush hour Tuesday afternoon, London, police say. A male suspect was arrested. The shooting death is the fifth homicide of the year in London." --

I guess Public Safety Minister hasn't put enough skeet shooters behind bars as needed. 

 UPDATE:

-- "Mohamed Abdel Aziz Soumahoro, 21, of Laval, Quebec, has been charged with second degree murder." --

TORONTO STAR DECIDES THEY'LL GO WITH GRANNY'S EXPERT OPINION...

-- "The investigation started when Toronto Police received a call for a person with a gun near The Esplanade and Lower Jarvis Street.  Police tried to stop the car, but Kaleym, the driver of the vehicle, attempted to flee and struck one of the officers.   SIU spokesperson Monica Hudon also told reporters that two firearms were recovered near the Mercedes." --

Now... does granny want guns off the street... or not?

And...

-- "Investigators determined the victim was killed Aug. 26, 2025 and was identified as Deuvane Donald Francis of Toronto.   Daniel Fearon, 40, and Sherrie Donovan, 41, have been charged with first-degree murder." --

SOMEBODY HELP ME OUT HERE...

-- "One in 10 aboriginal children now lands in foster care, compared to one in 200 for non-aboriginal children, the AFN said. There are currently three times as many children in foster care as there were in residential schools." --

WOULD YOU FLY ON A PLANE WITH A MUSLIM PILOT?

-- "The Omani copilot who stabbed his colleague piloting a FlyDubai Boeing 737 jet Wednesday has been arrested for trying to crash the packed passenger plane in a 'jihadist terrorist attack.' The pilot was arrested and is currently being questioned in Saudi Arabia." --

Think it doesn't happen here?  Think again. 

UPDATE... Yes, it's a mystery...

-- "FlyDubai confirmed Wednesday that AN ALTERCATION occurred on the flight deck of its Israel-bound flight before the aircraft diverted to Saudi Arabia, while cautioning that the reasons and motives behind the incident remain unknown." --

UPDATE2...

-- "The injured pilot aboard the FlyDubai flight clicked the release to open the cockpit door while lying bloodied on the floor allowing others to gain access to the cockpit as the aircraft rapidly lost altitude." --

The plane initially plummeted some 17,000 feet in under two minutes.

FORTY BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR AND THEY'RE STILL NOT HAPPY...

-- "'We are working in full partnership with First nations, with the Metis and the Inuit. As allies from the start, not at the end,' Carney said during the Liberal caucus planning meeting earlier in September." --

They sure are. 

And how's that free speech at universities going?

NOT A BOB OR A DOUG IN SIGHT...

-- "Investigators say the firearms were traced back to one individual who was registered to possess firearms and was allegedly acting as the supplier to two other sellers. The three suspects, Zhuohang Ma, 23, Jun Xiang Huang, 29, and Lie Le, 23, were arrested." --

No gun... no problem,,,

-- "A man in his 50s has been injured following a stabbing in Scarborough, according to police." --

THOSE GOSH-DARNED HAMILTON MEN...

-- "Two Hamilton men, Abdulrahman Ali, 21, and Hussain Yahya Jawad, 23, are facing a series of charges after a violent daylight carjacking left a 62-year-old woman injured before police tracked down her stolen vehicle." --

And there's this.

PRISON GUARDS UNION DRAWS LINE AT PROVIDING BLOWJOBS TO CONVICTS...

-- "The notice said the straws will 'reduce harm by lowering the risks of cuts or tears inside the nose,' reduce the risk of blood-borne infections spreading and 'provide a safer option for snorting,' recognizing that overdose and toxicity risk remain." --

WARNING...This is not the Babylon Bee...

-- "In just a little more than a week, the Parole Board of Canada granted to two B.C. men jailed for murdering children temporary passes to leave prison." --

WHEN WILL PEOPLE WAKE UP TO THE GRIM REALITY?

-- "Disturbing video shows a Hamas fighter using a young child as a human shield to transfer weapons into a civilian home in Gaza during Israeli operations in the territory. The aerial footage, taken from an Israeli drone, was shared by the Israel Defense Forces to show the twisted methods the Palestinian terror group is using to prevent Israeli air strikes." --

Meanwhile... back in Chuckie Buggerlugs Commonwealth.