OH JOSH, YOU 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALIST... YOU FORGOT TO INCLUDE THE NAMES OF THE PEOPLE CHARGED...

-- "Eight suspects from Kingston, Brampton, Oshawa, Georgetown, North York and Caledon are facing charges after an investigation discovered bribes were being offered in exchange for 'favourable consideration' during commercial driver examinations in Kingston and the Greater Toronto Area." --

Apparently, Josh's degree in Broadcast Journalism from Fanshawe College skipped over providing actual information in his articles. 

And in other 'no borders' news...

-- "Two men, 20-year-old Harshdeep Singh and 21-year-old Hanspreet Singh have been arrested after an extortion-related shooting in Surrey early Monday morning. Police said both men are foreign nationals." --

GEICO CAVEMAN ORCHESTRATES TORONTO JAILBREAK...

-- "The Toronto Police Service is requesting the public's assistance locating Steven Alexander Guzman Marroquin, 32, who escaped custody at the Toronto South Detention Centre in the Horner Avenue and Kipling Avenue area." --

I'm so old, I remember when jails had bars. 

UPDATE... Dear Jail Guards... I think this makes it worse 

Say, while we're here... let’s also talk about SCHRÖDINGER’S GRAVES ™...

YOUR CBC... EVIDENTLY THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FREE WILL IN 'THE COMMUNITY'...

-- These boys are then groomed, sent into communities in northern Ontario and left to fend for themselves when violence arrives." --

And those darned 'males' are at it again.

WELL, GUNNAR... YOU HAD ME AT 'FAILED GRENADE AMNESTY...

-- Swedish Justice Minister Gunnar Strommer said the country was in an 'emergency situation' and plans to lower the age of criminal responsibility from 15 to 13 as it grapples with a growing number of children recruited into gangs to carry out violent crimes without facing serious legal repercussions." --

And don't even start on the burgeoning rape crisis. 

APPARENTLY SPAIN HAS JUST BENT OVER AND GRABBED IT'S ANKLES...

-- "Spain is moving against the European tide with a plan to offer a chance at residency status to hundreds of thousands of undocumented migrants. The move has exposed a deep political divide for the minority government." --

ANOTHER PERSON KICKED HALF TO DEATH IN OLIVIA CHOW'S SOCIALIST PARADISE...

UPDATE: POLICE RELEASE PICTURE OF SUBWAY ATTACKER...

-- "One person suffered life-threatening injuries after an attack at Wellesley Subway Station, Toronto police say.     The assailant is described as a Black male, about six feet tall, wearing a black horizontal‑pattern puffer jacket with the hood pulled up." --

Yeah... there's a shocker.  But wait... there's more...

-- "Hamilton Police have arrested two teenagers after a violent attack on the East Mountain that left a 15‑year‑old boy hospitalized and a resident threatened at knifepoint while his family stood nearby." --

PRESIDENTIAL ASSASSINS ALL SEEM TO LOOK LIKE ALIEN ABDUCTEES...

-- "West Virginia librarian Morgan L. Morrow has been charged after she  posted videos seeking to recruit assassins targeting President Donald Trump.   Morrow also proposed the assassinations of White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy Stephen Miller as well as tech CEO Larry Ellison and Silicon Valley entrepreneur Peter Thiel." --

Who are these fucking freaks?

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #38/2025... THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Ashton Drysdale, 38, and Kaream Hines, 38, have been charged with first-degree murder in connection with the death of 79-year-old Toronto woman Jolan Kun." --

MEANWHILE... BACK IN ZOHRAN MAMDANI'S 'NEW CALIPHATE'...

-- "Brooklyn Imam Mohammad Badawyhe, religious director of the Muslim American Society’s New York youth center vowed open defiance of U.S. authorities, declaring it his 'life mission' as a Muslim to fight against the American government, military, and federal immigration enforcement 'to the last breath.'" --

And his fellow Imams wholeheartedly agree...

-- "Florida Islamic Scholar Dr. Fadi Yousef Kablawi also denounced President Donald Trump as 'human garbage,' claimed Somalis’ feet are cleaner than the American President’s face, and mocked Secretary of State Marco Rubio as 'gay.'" --

It seems things are heating up all over...

-- "A suspect accused of stabbing a man and his dog for the sin of being Christian was shot and killed by police in Pierce County, Washington, on Monday." --

DOLLAR STORE 'MR CLEAN' PREACHING ARMED INSURRECTION IN MINNEAPOLIS...

-- "Kyle Wagner, a self-described 'Antifa' member in Minneapolis called for 'armed' men to get their 'boots on the ground' to stop immigration officials, who he calls 'mass murderers' and 'fascist occupiers.'" --

ANOTHER HYPHENATED CANADIAN SURFACES IN INTERNATIONAL NEWS...

-- "Canadian man Jesse Michael Valentino Bou-Saleh, suspected of being Mr. Big in a British Columbia drug and weapons trafficking syndicate has been arrested in Costa Rica. Bou-Saleh, 35, has been on the run for more than two years." --

Well... we can add this gentleman to the list.

BUILD A WALL, TOP IT WITH RAZOR WIRE... DOT IT WITH MACHINE GUN TOWERS...

...AND CALL IN AIRSTRIKES...

MEXICO CITY -- "Gunmen opened fire at a soccer field in central Mexico on Sunday, killing at least 11 people and wounding 12, authorities said. Guanajuato had Mexico's highest homicide total last year.   Much of the violence in the state is linked to conflict between the Santa Rosa de Lima gang and the Jalisco New Generation cartel." --

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM... SNOW-MEGGADON EDITION...

-- "Toronto Police say they are searching for a suspect after a stabbing on a GO train near Lawrence Avenue West and Weston Road early Monday morning.   The male suspect is described as possibly Indigenous and was last seen wearing a black coat, a black hoodie, blue jeans, and black running shoes. ." --

And...

-- "A man is in hospital with critical injuries after a shooting near Weston Road and Colussus Drive in Vaughan on Monday afternoon, police say. No suspect description has been released." --

UPDATE:   Vaughan shootee is dead  

And...

-- "Nitin Malik, 23, has been charged for fleeing the scene of a crash and attempting to dispose of $200,000 worth of drugs in Mississauga." --

CIVIL WAR 2.0 IS MAKING INROADS WITH THE HELP OF THE DEMOCRAT PARTY...

-- "The encrypted Signal messages show that anti-ICE 'rapid responders' were actively tracking, broadcasting and summoning 'backup' around federal agents outside Glam Doll Donuts on Nicollet Avenue, then highly organized socialist groups capitalized on the killing to foment protests." --

WADING THROUGH A SEA OF BODYBAGS... THE CAPRICIOUS & UNKNOWABLE WILL OF ALLAH

-- "The latest estimates paint a horrific image of the violence when Tehran’s security forces opened fire on thousands of civilians protesting the government’s rule and failure to fix the nation’s ailing economy.   Despite downplaying the death toll in recent weeks, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps’ own records allegedly acknowledge that more than 36,000 people were killed during the two-day crackdown." --

SORRY, FOLKS... HE RACED TO A LAW ENFORCEMENT ACTION WITH 60 PLUS ROUNDS OF 9MM...

-- "Pretti was 'a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends' and those he cared for at a Minneapolis Veterans Affairs hospital, his parents said in a statement on Saturday." --

ALSO HIS PARENTS...

-- "Alex Jeffrey Pretti, the armed, anti-ICE protestor fatally shot by a federal agent Saturday had a VENDETTA AGAINST THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION, according to his family and colleagues.   ‘We had this discussion with him two weeks ago, you know, go ahead and protest, but do not engage, DO NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID, basically,’   Michael Pretti said. ‘And he said he knows that.   HE KNEW THAT.’" --

COMRADE CARNEY CAN'T SEEM TO KEEP HIS STORY STRAIGHT...

-- “'We have no intention of doing that with China or any other non-market economy,' Carney told reporters ahead of a Liberal caucus meeting in Ottawa on Sunday.   'What we’ve done with China is to rectify some issues that developed in the last couple of years.'” --

WAIT...

YET ANOTHER RACIST WHITE CONSPIRACY UNCOVERED...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

-- "An African Jewish black woman who was familiar with the colloquial country language of Warwickshire." --

THAT'S A HARD NO FOR THIS SPORTSFAN...

  --  "According to a new report published by RadarOnline, the Grammy-winning rapper is planning to pay tribute to 'Puerto Rican queer icons and generations of drag, resistance and cultural rebellion.'   Another insider promised: 'He’s not playing it safe. The NFL has no idea what’s coming. Zero.'" --

Well... there's yet another aspect of North American culture down the shitter...

THE USUAL, WELL... TOTALLY RANDOM, LIFE-THREATENING ATTACK...

-- "Toronto Police are looking for a suspect after a woman suffered life-threatening injuries after being attacked on the sidewalk at Vaughan Road and St. Clair Avenue.   The suspect is described as between 25 and 35 years old with a medium build and long black braids.   The suspect was not known to the victim," --

UPDATE: Ricardo Jaylan Beckford turned himself in to police. 

There are no more safe cities in Ontario...

-- “Officers responded and located two victims who had sustained gunshot wounds. One person has since been declared deceased, and the second person was transported to London Health Sciences Center." --

Or Alberta, apparently...

-- "Calgary Police are searching for suspects in what they believe was a targeted shooting in the northeast community of Redstone on Saturday." --

In other diversity/strength news...

-- "Traevon Pinnock-Smith, a 22-year-old man from Brampton, is charged with carrying a concealed weapon, knowledge of unauthorized possession of a firearm, and possession of a loaded prohibited or restricted firearm." --

It's the new Canada.

LIBERALS GET SPANKED OVER SCHRÖDINGER’S GRAVES ™...

-- "Last year, retired Manitoba judge Brian Giesbrecht said Canadians are being 'deliberately deceived by their own government' after blasting the former Trudeau government for 'actively pursuing' a policy that blames the Catholic Church for the unfounded 'deaths and secret burials' of Indigenous children." --

CIVIL WAR 2.0... IS THIS WHERE IT STARTS?

-- "A Federal Agent shot and killed a man who was brandishing a gun while officers in Minneapolis were attempting to arrest an illegal criminal migrant Saturday morning, the Department of Homeland Security said.   The incident, which was captured on video, drew an immediate crowd of rowdy protesters, prompting law enforcement to fire multiple rounds of tear gas in an effort to disperse them." --

UPDATE: Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey is now pouring gasoline on the fire...

-- "I just saw a video of more than six masked agents pummeling one of our constituents and shooting him to death." --

Obviously Frey and Tim Walz more than happy about anything that shifts the public's attention away fom the 19 billion dollar Somali fraud.

Let's ask a Somali agitator...

-- "Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., called the incident 'an execution by immigration enforcement.'" --

And the lapdog media wants a piece of this…The President weighs in... the flashpoint is nigh...

-- "'Where are the local Police? Why weren’t they allowed to protect ICE Officers?  The Mayor and the Governor are inciting Insurrection, with their pompous, dangerous, and arrogant rhetoric!' Trump wrote. 'Instead, these sanctimonious political fools should be looking for the Billions of Dollars that has been stolen from the people of Minnesota, and the United States of America.'" --

ZOHRAN MAMDANI'S 'NEW CALIPHATE'... HEY, WHEN PEOPLE TELL YOU WHO THEY ARE...

-- "During the Jan. 18 support-Sudan event at its Brooklyn youth center, vendors peddled key chains, stickers, pins and other tchotchkes in support of Hamas, Hezbollah and the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine.   The fundraiser took place at the Muslim American Society Youth Center in Brooklyn." --

AND THINGS ARE HEATING UP IN SOMALI CENTRAL...

-- "A Border Patrol member shot an and killed armed individual in Minneapolis, Minn., on Saturday at the intersection of East 26th Street and Nicollet Ave.   The man was armed with a gun and two magazines." --

♪ "HERE FOR A GOOD TIME... NOT A LONG TIME..." ♪

-- "'It's obviously a conversation that everybody has,' Netflix executive Jeff Gaspin told Variety magazine. 'We'll cut away. We have a 10-second delay. Nobody expects or wants to see anything like that to happen.'" --

UPDATE:   Alex Honnold does it again

-- "Honnold's time more than halves the record of the only other person to scale the tower. Alain Robert, a Frenchman who called himself 'Spiderman', made it to the top of Taipei 101 - at the time the world's tallest building - in four hours. He did so with ropes and a harness." --

UPDATE2:   What does Mrs H think?

-- “There are things where I’m like, ‘That doesn’t feel so family friendly.’” --

THE FOLKS THE LUNATIC LEFT ARE GOING TO BAT FOR...

-- "Hernando Garcia-Morales, 40, the maniac accused of hurling a rock at a school bus from a New Jersey Turnpike overpass — fracturing the skull of an 8-year-old girl — is an illegal immigrant from Mexico with a long rap sheet." --

Meanwhile... back in Minnesota.

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating after a man showed up at hospital with a gunshot wound following an early-morning shooting near Leslie Street and Highway 401 in North York. There is no suspect description at this time." --

THE GUNS THE LIBERAL PARTY NEVER WANTS TO TALK ABOUT...

-- "The Integrated Homicide Investigation Team says 28-year-old Dilraj Singh Gill, previously known to police, was shot and killed on he 3700 block of Canada Way in Burnaby on Thursday afternoon." --

That was just the start... another two bodies in beautiful Surrey, BC.

WILL MARK CARNEY IMMEDIATELY SUSPEND ALL FLIGHTS FROM INDIA?

-- “'Two nurses at Narayana Multispecialty Hospital in Barasat, West Bengal, located about 25 km from the capital city of Kolkata are infected with Nipah virus, and one of them is in a coma in critical condition,' said health official Narayan Swaroop Nigam." --

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE SOMALIS? THINK AGAIN...

-- "Alexander Soofer, 42, of Westwood, the Executive Director of the charity Abundant Blessings,  allegedly used the money to put a down payment on his $7 million mansion, pay for his children's private school tuition and to purchase a $125,000 Range Rover." --

WHAT'S NEXT... FREEZING YOUR OPPONENT'S BANK ACCOUNTS?

-- "Fifty-seven Republicans voted with the vast majority of Democrats on Thursday to keep a Biden-era mandate enabling government remote control of vehicles, drawing backlash from conservatives like Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis." --

 

NOW DO TIM WALZ AND JACOB FREY...

-- "This is the SIXTH Top Ten Most Wanted Fugitive this FBI has captured within a year - fugitives who had been on the run for almost 40 years combined. That’s no accident. President Trump is letting good cops be cops and the results speak for themselves." --

Meanwhile back at the ranch...

-- "A two-day bail hearing has been set for a Calgary man accused of helping Canadian drug lord Ryan Wedding set up the murder of an FBI informant." --

'I AXED YOU WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM WAS'... THANK THE GODS FOR BODYCAMS...

-- "On March 31st, 2025, officers conducted a traffic stop on a vehicle with a headlight out. This footage is of the events that followed." --

FROM THE COMMENTS...

-- "Why get a warning when you can get a felony?" --

And just in case you thought this was an anomaly. 

A demonstration of problem-solving skills. 

These folks just don't seem to get it... the law, I mean...

-- "I stand proud, and I stand tall. They're going to try again, and they're going to try again. And guess what? Here I am. Keep trying." --

NOTHING A LITTLE SWEATLODGE WON'T FIX... THOSE GOSH-DARNED 'YOUNG MEN'...

-- "A young man died of a single gunshot wound to his chest after a chance encounter on Saskatoon's west side. Now another young man is waiting to find out how long he will spend in prison. Thomas was arrested on Dec. 19, 2022, and confessed." --

I guess we just need more social workers...

-- "On the day Kaylum Tom was shot, Zennen Clyde Thomas was on a day off from his construction job with Build Up Saskatoon, a gang diversion program helping people move away from the gang lifestyle and learn a trade." --

In other GTA mayhem...

-- "Hamilton Police said Jerzy Nataluk, the 67-year-old man critically injured in an assault in downtown Hamilton has died in hospital. The aggravated assault charge laid against 48-year-old Gerald Deschamps has been upgraded to manslaughter." --

JUST KEEP VOTING LIBERAL, FOLKS... THAT'LL FIX EVERYTHING...

-- "The Lorne Park Neighbourhood Safety Group was formed over a year ago to address crime concerns of residents in the affluent area of south Mississauga.   Members of the group are concerned about various serious crimes that have impacted their neighbourhoods since the latter part of 2024 and include car thefts, carjackings and violent home invasions in which the offenders are armed." --

If you love your kids, leave now...

  --  "Riverdale CI is currently in lockdown after 'a threat was made,' Toronto Police said." --

IT'S PAST TIME TO PICK A SIDE...

-- "San Jose Mayor Matt Mahan said the officer’s first words after arriving at the hospital were, 'Make sure someone takes care of my dogs,' calling it a reflection of the character of the department and the risks officers take to protect the community." --

NOTA BENE...  May Allah welcome him with open arms...

-- "Sadly, Mohamed Husien of Davis, California was, unavailable for comment." --

They open the books, they're gonna find even bigger problems.

THE KAMALA ARMY SUFFERS ANOTHER SETBACK...

-- "The Lafayette Police Department said Raylen Ferguson, 38, and Zenada Greer, 61, both of Lexington, Ky., and Thomas Moss, 43, Blake Smith, 32, and Amanda Milsap, 45, all from Lafayette, Ind., were taken into custody following the Jan. 18 attack on Tippecanoe County Judge Steven Meyer and his wife Kimberly." --

CIVIL WAR 2.0... LOOKS LIKE IT'S ON, FOLKS...

-- "A flabbergasted Resnik repeatedly challenged Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes, cautioning that her remarks could be interpreted as a 'license' to residents to shoot a federal agent.   The Attorney General, a Democrat who was elected in 2022, unleashed her jaw-dropping comments as immigration officers begin to spread into parts of the Grand Canyon State." --

Meanwhile... back at the ranch... Marx Carnage just keeps on losing...

-- "President Trump announced Thursday that Prime Minister Mark Carney’s invitation to join the 'Board of Peace' for the war-torn Gaza Strip has been withdrawn." --

THE NEW ENTREPRENEURS...

-- "Toronto Police are searching for Madjid Benmaou, 20, who has been posing as a bank employee and collecting credit card information from victims." --

And meet Abdifatah Ahmed of Brampton... he killed a man over a parking spot. 

What about today's GTA mayhem?

-- "One person suffered serious injuries after a stabbing at Kennedy Road and Antrim Crescent, in Scarborough late Thursday night.   No suspect information has been released by police." --

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TONIGHT...

-- "Manatee County Sheriff’s Office have ruled a Florida man’s actions self-defense after he shot and killed Nicholas Palomo, a 36-year-old felon who had previously gone to prison for kidnapping after Palomo attempted to abduct his wife who was walking her dog." --

Speaking of self-defense...

-- "New details have emerged regarding Shahbaz Ahmed, who was killed last week while attacking a woman in an Edgemont home, linking him to a missing person." --