NOT A BOB OR A FRED TO BE SEEN....

  --  "Nine people are facing more than 50 charges in connection with a drug and gun investigation in and near Durham region, police officers say."  --  

Yet again... the folks with the way-cool names.

IT'S BEEN A SHOOTY, STABBY DAY IN OLIVIA CHOW'S SOCIALIST PARADISE...

-- "A man in his 30s has been critically injured after being stabbed in the Dufferin Street and Eglinton Avenue West area Tuesday afternoon, according to Toronto Police." --

THE CAPRICIOUS AND UNKNOWABLE WILL OF, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Cops had told the Judge the teenager, identified only by his first name Mohammed, currently under police guard at Madrid's Gregorio Maranon Hospital, had told his mother that his mission 'was to kill Christians' and that he had to 'cleanse himself.’" --

Meanwhile back in Germany.

MURDER... AND A LITTLE EXTRA SOMETHIN'-SOMETHIN'...

-- "Zarbab Ali, 28, has admitted being a 'monster' who murdered his estranged wife, dumped her body in a shallow grave — and then dug it up to rape her corpse. Ali, who was convicted by a jury of first-degree murder, is scheduled to be sentenced on Jan. 12." --

MEANWHILE... IN OTHER OUTRAGEOUS 'CHICKS WITH DICKS' NEWS...

-- "Organizers said Jammie Booker violated the contest’s rules, which clearly stipulate that athletes must compete in the category that aligns with their biological sex at birth.   Booker was disqualified just days after she destroyed the competition at the Official Strongman Games World Championship. Organizers claimed the hulking American never told them he was born a man." --

HEY, NEW YORK... YOU FEELING SAFER YET?

-- "In the wake of his appointment to Mamdani’s transition team, scores of critics suggested his anti-cop rhetoric would spell disaster for the Big Apple. ‘RIP NYC,’ one person posted on X. ‘Reading your bio, the last thing in the world I’d entrust you with is community safety.’" --

IT'S YOUR TAX DOLLARS PAYING FOR THIS WOKE, BOOGA-BOOGA NONSENSE...

-- "From the perfunctory land acknowledgement hanging in the welcome centre to the sculptures that look hand delivered by time-travelling UPS drivers, the past eight years of 'decolonization' have done nothing to further visitors’ understanding of what life was like for Aboriginal people in the 1800s." --

IMPORT EXTREMIST CULTURE... BECOME EXTREMIST CULTURE...

-- "The Federal Liberal government is pouring nearly $37 million into community projects that 'prevent and counter violent extremism,' yet almost none of the money targets Islamist extremism and antisemitism, the top threats according to intelligence agencies." --

TORONTO HOMICIDE #37/2025... A FILL IN THE BLANKS MYSTERY...

-- "A man who showed up at a local hospital suffering from gunshot wounds has now died, Toronto Police say. They have not released any information about the victim or possible suspects in the case. It is not clear where the shooting took place." --

And there's the one that got away. 

No gun... no problem.  

And another.  

In other 'mystery' policing news...

-- "A youth is facing charges following an ongoing investigation into 'terrorism related offences,' the RCMP says. They have not indicated where exactly the arrest occurred and have shared very little about the investigation itself." --

AND NO CONSEQUENCES FOR THE LAWYER THAT SCREWED UP, I IMAGINE...

  --  "Ontario Superior Court Justice Kenneth Campbell has dismissed charges against a person facing 'a variety of very serious criminal offences,' telling the individual to immediately enter the Witness Protection Program after the Crown mistakenly disclosed that a relative of the one accused had worked as a confidential informant in the past in order to get their family member out of jail."  --  

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE PEMMICAN...

-- "Celebrated author Thomas King, author of books including 2003’s 'The Truth About Stories: A Native Narrative' and 2012’s 'The Inconvenient Indian: A Curious Account of Native People in North America,' says he is reeling from recent news that he has no Cherokee ancestry." --

YOUR DAILY PENETRATING TRAUMA...

  --  "One patient has been rushed to the hospital following a stabbing in Toronto’s Bloor West Village neighbourhood on Monday afternoon. A man in his 40s, fled the area before officers arrived but was located and arrested nearby. The name of the suspect and what charges he may be facing have not been released."  --  

Speaking of penetration...

-- Toronto Police are investigating after would-be robbers attempted to steal money from a bank in north Etobicoke by breaking into it with a highhoe." --

THE LAND WHERE CRIMINALS COME FIRST...

-- "Twenty five year-old German national Saleh Hussein Hamid has successfully challenged a Home Office deportation order following his conviction for drug offences in West Yorkshire.   Hamid cited his limited proficiency in the German language to persuade authorities he would encounter substantial difficulties integrating into German society." --

♪ "I WOOL SURVIVE" ♪

-- "Los Angeles-based designer Michael Schmidt launched the fashion line to bring a 'human rights story' to the runway after finding out that homosexual sheep are often slaughtered.  Hats, dungarees, a dressing gown and a sailing hat were all reportedly crafted for the show from the wool of exclusively gay sheep. " --

MAYOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI FIXES THE BIG APPLE...

-- "A 23-year-old man was bashed with a baseball bat and stabbed to death in Times Square early Monday by three thugs who are still being hunted, according to police and sources." --

It’s the SECOND HOMICIDE near Times Square in the past two days. 

AND...

-- "A violent mob was caught on camera beating a New York City couple and setting a car on fire after several local residents tried to stop a rowdy street takeover in their neighborhood over the weekend." --

NEGOTIATE WITH THE UNITED STATES? MARX CARNAGE SAYS HE HAS BIGGER FISH TO FRY...

JOHANNESBURG -- "Prime Minister Mark Carney is in no hurry to resume trade talks with U.S. President Donald Trump but will speak again with the President... ‘when it's appropriate.’   I don't have a burning issue to speak with the President about right now," Carney said." --

JOHANNESBURG, YOU SAY...

South Africa is one of the least lawful countries on earth. Some 32,000 of the 2.6 million crimes were murders with firearms, placing the country top of the global table." --

NOTA BENE...

  --  "Carney had campaigned last spring as being... 'the best choice to quickly resolve the USA/Canada trade dispute."  --  

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WHY CAN'T WE BE MORE LIKE AFRICA?

-- "Namibian politician and Swapo party member Adolf Hitler Uunona is anticipated to win a second local election, after he received 85% of the votes during the 2020 elections  in the Ompundja constituency." --

And there's this.

POP QUIZ... ONE OF THESE PEOPLE SET THE OTHER ONE ON FIRE...

-- "When the train stopped at Clark and Lake, 26-year-old Bethany MaGee, who was still on fire, managed to exit before collapsing on the platform. When she finally stumbled down, two Samaritans came and put out the blaze that was all consuming her." --

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TONIGHT...

-- "A Florida homeowner came out guns blazing when a crew of would-be burglars attempted to barge into his family house — with one of the crooks left dead and the others still in the wind." --

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

-- "Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said Sunday that the Israel Defense Forces killed Haytham Ali Tabatabai, Hezbollah’s chief of staff, in Beirut, calling him a 'mass murderer' responsible for attacks on Israel." --

And the wins keep on coming. 

Where's the IDF when you really, really need them?

THE GUNS THE LIBERALS FORGOT TO GO AFTER... BRAMPTON EDITION...

-- "A man in his 50s was shot and killed inside a Brampton residence Saturday afternoon, and police say his son 25-year-old Nicholas Jaglal is now wanted in the homicide. He was last seen wearing blue Christmas-pattern pyjama pants, a dark outer jacket over a bluish-pink hoodie, and white-bottom shoes. Police say he is considered armed and dangerous." --

And some Sunday morning penetrating trauma...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating a stabbing inside a residence near Keele Street and Lawrence Avenue. No other details were released." --

Steeles and Islington... there's a shocker.

I BLAME THE ALIEN PARASITE THAT WAS APPARENTLY CHEWING ON HIS BRAIN...

-- "Campus Police officers arrested University Of Alabama 6-foot-4, 310-pound lineman Daniel Israel Mincey, 20, after a stabbing inside the University of Alabama’s Football Operations Center.   Mincey was charged with two counts of aggravated assault and attempted murder.." --

In other US diversity/strength news.

THOSE DARNED 'CANADIANS'... WHAT A FECKLESS, CRIMINAL LOT...

-- "The FBI say Vancouver man Rasheed Pascua Hossain, 32,  is the latest to be arrested in connection to his alleged role in Canadian Olympic snowboarder-turned-fugitive Ryan Wedding’s intercontinental drug smuggling ring. The allegations against the Canadian have not been tested in Canadian courts, which will ultimately be tasked with looking at any extradition requests." --

Or, considering the location... it could be both...

-- "When officers arrived, they found a man in his 50s suffering from either gunshot or stabbing injuries.  Peel Regional Police say there was no immediate suspect description, but this was not a random event." --

IT'S A START...

-- "Two federal inmates, one a crooked New Orleans cop and the other the man behind a multi-state killing spree, are among the 37 death row inmates whose sentences Biden commuted shortly before leaving office last December.   Eight death row inmates have already been transferred to notorious 'supermax' prison ADX, says the Justice Department." --

SHADES OF TROPIC THUNDER... HAMAS HAS DECIDED TO GO 'FULL RETARD'...

-- "'The agreement is over and Hamas is READY TO FIGHT,' sources told Saudi state-owned Al Arabiya. Earlier, Al Arabiya reported that an IDF strike on Saturday killed Abu Abdullah Al-Hudaydi, the Operations Staff Commander of the Izzadin al-Qassam Brigades." --

Of course...  you can't actually believe a single word any of these lyin' muthafuckas says.

LIVE AND DON'T LEARN...

-- "The IDF struck a number of Hezbollah launchers and military sites in central and southern Lebanon on Saturday afternoon, the military announced." --

WHAT HAPPENED TO LEFTY CRIES OF 'IF IT ONLY SAVES ONE LIFE?'

-- "Elvin Elgardo Ramos-Caballero, an illegal immigrant ordered to be deported in 2019 killed 8-year-old Mora Gerety while driving on a sanctuary state-issued license.   Ramos-Caballero had an outstanding federal warrant with ICE for his failure to appear for an immigration hearing." --

IN SCARBOROUGH, THEY CALL THAT 'SATURDAY...

Toronto Police are investigating after shots were fired into a Scarborough home at Ellesmere and Bellamy roads early Saturday morning.

Could be worse, I guess. 

AND...

-- "Nicholas Singh, 23, convicted of armed robbery and other offences who has been on the run for 18 months has been nabbed by the Repeat Offender Parole Enforcement Squad." --

CHICAGO... THE FAILED CITY THAT KEEPS REFUSING TRUMP'S HELP...

-- "Lawrence Reed, 50, who was federally charged after lighting a young woman on fire this week on a Chicago Blue Line train was ordered by a judge to remain detained ahead of his trial." --

I think I know where he got his inspiration.