-- "A THREE-year-old boy has been thrown into a crocodile enclosure at Johnson’s Zoo in Cambridgeshire. An unnamed 30-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder. The child was raced to hospital with serious injuries and is said to be in critical but stable condition. The man and the boy were not known to each other, police have confirmed." --
-- "Medhani Yohans is no stranger to the public eye. Cops have released numerous bulletins describing him as a high-risk offender with a history of violence including sex assaults on two strangers. He refuses to follow court orders and struggles with the language. He has a lengthy criminal record and 'major mental illness.' Yohans was smuggled into Canada via Europe." --Nota bene... maybe the fifth time is the charm...
-- "This marks Yohans 4th release followed by another arrest, raising renewed concerns about public safety and the justice system’s catch-and-release approach." --POP QUIZ... Who's paying Mr Crazy Eyes room and board?
-- "Hassan Khomeini, grandson of the founder of the Islamic regime, Ruhollah Mostafavi Musavi Khomeini, hailed the Memorandum of Understanding as a 'major victory for Tehran', promising that the 'greater jihad would now begin.'" --Elusive Supreme Leader weighs in...
-- "Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei said Wednesday he 'held a different view' on the Memorandum of Understanding signed by the presidents of Iran and the United States." --
-- "Abraham Alvarez, 31, came to the US as a child and failed to leave the country when his B2 visa expired in 2001, but was granted deportation relief under the Obama administration through the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program." --In other 'Obama-land' news...
-- "Turns out is wasn’t a white racist who lit that cross on fire. Nope, it was all a hoax perpetrated by a Trump-hating Asian college student named Merlin Lu." --Meanwhile... back in the land of stinky cheese and surrender.
-- "Toronto Police say 19-year-old Zara Jabbi, wanted in connection with a shooting at the U.S. Consulate back in March has now been arrested. Two firearms seized during the June 11 raids have been linked to 27 shooting incidents throughout the GTA, including the consulate shooting." --How many ways can I actually not say 'Iran?'
-- "News of the arrest comes one day after Canada’s Secretary of State for Combatting Crime, suggested 'foreign entities' are believed to be behind recent gun-for-hire shootings at synagogues in Toronto." --I'm so old, I remember when this was called 'terrorism.' The usual, well... you know...
-- "Jayon Burgher, 18, one of three men accused in a series of GTA shootings linked to the 'gun-for-hire' scheme is from Barrie, according to police." --
-- "The day before the murder, the teen, who is now 18, had received instructions to shoot Selvasingam in the body, then deliver a fatal shot to the head when he went down. He was arrested on July 15, 2024, after fleeing provincial police in a stolen car, the court heard. The firearm used to murder tow trucker Sulakshan Selvasingam was found inside the vehicle." --The teen and his two friends were paid just $7,500 for the hit.
-- "A man has been arrested after an alleged hate-motivated assault aboard a bus in Scarborough earlier this year." --DON'T KEEP ME IN SUSPENSE...
-- "Thirukumaran Kandasamy, 36, of Toronto, has been charged with assault and criminal harassment." --
-- "Two men from Hamilton, Andrew Besam Hadaddin, 34, and Mustafa Jaber, 45, were arrested in connection with Project TRACK. Police found over 40,000 kilograms of fine-cut tobacco and cigarettes, and 300 kilograms of shisha tobacco. While executing the search warrants in Six Nations and Hamilton, police discovered 13 people who they identified as foreign nationals." --Seems the nasty foreign interlopers snuck one in on the 'Noble Savages'...
-- "‘This operation involved non-Indigenous criminal networks exploiting Indigenous lands,’ Chief Darren Montour of the Six Nations Police Service explained in a media release." --
Sure thing, Chief.
It could be worse, I guess.
-- "RCMP officer Evenson Dumerlus has been charged after he posted a video on his Snapchat account in which he made threatening comments toward US President Donald Trump while he was WORKING ON SECURITY OPERATIONS during the 2025 G7 Summit in Alberta." --No pictures of officer Dumerlus ... so let's ask AI...
-- "The surname Dumerlus is prominent in the Francophone Caribbean, particularly Haiti." --In other 'post-national' policing news...
-- "On Wednesday, York Regional Police arrested and charged Const. Kivijan Ketheeswaran with unauthorized use of a computer and breach of trust by a public officer." --
-- "Georgina man Poosanan Uthayakumar, 26, is facing a slew of charges after a drug trafficking investigation netted cocaine, a loaded gun, and a quantity of cash, York Regional Police said in a release on Wednesday. Uthayakumar was on probation at the time of his arrest, and was under a weapons prohibition order." --Ol' Poose appears to be a bit of a scofflaw. Maybe they can put him on 'super double-probation' this time.
-- "Three males from Toronto, ages 16, 17, and 19, are facing several charges, including planning to kidnap a victim, disguise with intent, possession of a weapon for a dangerous purpose." --But, hey... don't fret, I got you...
-- "Jerimyah BROWN-WATSON, 19, was arrested in connection to an ongoing extortion. Investigators believe that an individual being extorted was being targeted for a kidnapping." --
-- "The Edmonton Public School Board has approved a new, locally developed course that will provide students with the option to take Arabic language-learning classes from elementary through to high school." --Matt Walsh weighs in.
-- "Today marks a very unfortunate milestone for Mark Carney. Today will be his 100th missed question period. He skipped out on 100 out of 136 question periods. That is completely unacceptable." --So much for accountability.
-- "A man in northern Nigeria, Mohammed Saidu, has been sentenced to two weeks in prison after neighbours complained that he was storing bags of human faeces outside his home, which they said made life unbearable. Saidu, whose job is to empty sceptic tanks, is believed to have been selling the faeces to farmers to use as fertiliser - a common practice in the region." --
-- "Javaunie Thomas, 18, and a 15-year-old male, are facing several charges related to gun possession as well as disguise with intent, possession of property obtained by crime, and fail to comply with release order." --
Ol' Javaunie threatened the sleeping homeowners with a gun and demanded they hand over jewelry and the keys to their Lamborghini.
Why is Marx Carnage chasing my legal, registered firearms and ignoring the guys with the way-cool names?
-- "Manhattan Supreme Court Judge Gregory Carro said Tuesday Mangione’s lawyers will argue that he was in the throes of an 'extreme emotional disturbance' when he gunned down Thompson in December 2024. The legal gambit would knock the charge down to manslaughter instead of murder — carrying less prison time — if jurors buy it." --In other lunatic lefty assassin news...
-- "Lance Twiggs, the transgender roommate and romantic [furry] partner of Charlie Kirk’s alleged assassin Tyler Robinson, was given limited immunity for a recorded statement he gave to authorities in April." --
-- "A newly-declassified 1992 federal memo predicted Islamic extremists would attempt to bypass federal security checks by filing refugee claims in Canada. The memo to the Department of Foreign Affairs complained that refugee claimants were 'extremely difficult to control.'" --Meanwhile... south of the 49th...
-- "John Wallace-Bey was taken into custody in Philadelphia later Tuesday night and is awaiting extradition to Delaware. Once extradited, he will be charged with murder, attempted murder, and multiple firearms offenses." --
-- "Toronto Police say they are searching for a suspect in an unprovoked assault and robbery near Dundas Street East and Broadview Avenue in the city’s east end last week. The man attacked the victim in an unprovoked assault and proceeded to steal their property before fleeing the area." --
It's as if medical school didn't teach you how to suture up patients after surgery.
WHO DO THESE FOLKS FEEL THEY'RE FOOLING?
-- "A trio of bumbling bungee instructors, Luis Felipe Feliciano Egoroff, Maicon Fernandes Cintra, and Vitor de Freitas Gonçalves, who hurled a student off a bridge without a rope attached claimed they can’t remember who was tasked with tethering her. The three men were charged with homicide and remain in pre-trial detention." --
-- "'To do a deal with a regime that murdered more than 40,000 protestors in two days in January is morally wrong and strategically misguided. Dealing with this regime will fail, and we will all face the consequences. The regime's 47-year war against the Iranian people continues." --This MOU with Iran is more about Trump coveting the Nobel Peace Prize than the welfare of the Iranian people.
-- "Hamilton resident Milan Andras Babos, 18, and Richard Olah, 23, of Toronto were charged with the second-degree murder of Erik Safar who was struck and crushed struck by a vehicle." --But wait... there's more...
-- "A man in his 20s was taken to hospital after being stabbed at Yonge and Dundas streets in downtown Toronto on Tuesday evening. No suspect information has been released." --
-- "“What we are dealing with in this case, and in other unrelated incidents, including shootings at synagogues and Jewish schools, is a recurring and similar modus operandi,” said the Police Chief. 'That is, criminals for hire. Through encrypted messaging apps, young people are hired to carry out attacks against various targets. In order to get paid, they are required to film their attacks." --
More 'Murder for Hire' Bangers.
In other 'better or diverse' news...
-- "York Regional Police investigators have arrested Tejvir Singh Dhatt, 21, and Soban Malik, 21, Chanvir Singh, 19,and a 17-year-old youth for violent auto thefts across York Region and the Greater Toronto Area." --
-- "York Regional Police have charged James Montgomery, 44, Craig Wilson, 31, Jaymie White, 36, Fabio Faganello, 58, Maria Faganello, 54, and Bianka Faganello, 29, in connection with the death of David Gosse, 55, who was found with “significant trauma” inside an Aurora home last week." --
-- "To me, healthy masculinity would be, well, you know what? Healthiness for anyone to just, you know, love themselves; be able to care for themselves; ideally get rest when they can, you know, like, just the practical basic — drink water, like, eat a banana." --
-- "Five people were in custody as of Monday, and investigators identified 23 people as part of a potential network of plotters. The alleged plan involved using explosive-laden drones to hit buildings near the event, force a mass evacuation and steer crowds toward a pre-staged sniper team, officials said." --
BREAKING: Say goodbye to daylight, morons...
-- "At least 3 suspects identified in plot to target White House UFC event; Bryan Omar Roa, Michael Alan Thomas arrested in California, charged with conspiracy to commit murder; Tycen Proper arrested in Ohio." --UPDATE... sure smells like civil war to me...
-- "The targeting of Erika Kirk comes nine months after the assassination of her husband, who was shot and killed during an event at Utah Valley University." --
-- "I’ve just heard 3 people who were reporting on riots in Northern Ireland using their YouTube accounts have been arrested. They were not involved in any rioting, they are not involved in any criminal activity." --Meanwhile... back in our 'basic dictatorship'...
-- "The Liberals are gearing up to force Bill C-22 through committee and the House of Commons in just days." --
-- "Canada enjoys positive relations with the Palestinian Authority, the governmental entity in Palestine. Canada recognizes the Palestinian right to self-determination and supports the creation of a sovereign, independent, viable, democratic and territorially contiguous Palestinian state." --YOU KNOW... THESE GUYS...
-- "Ariel and Kfir were not killed in an airstrike. Ariel and Kfir Bibas were murdered by terrorists in cold blood. The terrorists did not shoot the two young boys. They killed them with their bare hands. Afterwards, they committed horrific acts to cover up these atrocities." --TRUMP DEAL SELLS OUT ISRAEL AND EVERYBODY ELSE...
-- "Tehran wins unprecedented authority over the Strait of Hormuz and likely locks in Hezbollah’s dominance of Lebanon." --
-- "It raises a question, first of all, why was a certificate issued if the requirements were not met to start with?" --
-- "Ontario Provincial Police say three vehicles were stolen from the Toronto area and were abandoned Monday morning in the Ashton area, southwest of downtown Ottawa, and the drivers ran away." --UPDATE... One in cuffs, two still on the run...
-- "Brampton man Harbalab Shergill, 22, has been charged with possession of property obtained by crime over $5,000." --
-- "Peel Regional Police are taking action after 13 people were arrested for shooting fireworks at bystanders during the Victoria Day long weekend, some of which were captured on video and posted on social media. As a result, Brampton residents are banned from using, selling, possessing, and discharging any fireworks within the city." --Are you enjoying Justin's 'post-national' state?
-- "The Durham Regional Police investigation began in April 2026 when two victims were threatened and assaulted with a firearm." --No gun... no problem...
-- "Two Toronto residents have been charged after a man was ambushed and stabbed at a park in Scugog, Ont., last month." --
-- "Two Detroit sisters, Brianna and Kierianna Long, are accused of stabbing a worker at a Detroit chicken restaurant during a wrong-order dispute. The siblings also threw hot grease, pans and other items at her." --Ain't no mountain high enough...
-- "Brianna, who was 9 months pregnant at the time of the incident, gave birth four days before her arraignment." --
-- "Manav Kotak, 18, has been charged with robbery, disguise with intent, possession of a prohibited firearm, possession of a prohibited device and two counts of possession for the purpose of trafficking." --Toronto apprenticeship program going great guns...
-- "A 12-year-old boy is facing an attempted murder charge after he struck a Toronto Police officer with the stolen vehicle he was driving in East York." --
-- "Tharshan Thaparanantham, 41, has been charged in connection with several assaults that were reported near Coxwell and Danforth avenues on Friday night. Details of the assault and the type of weapon involved were not disclosed." --And...
-- "A double stabbing near Dundas Street and Mississauga Road in Mississauga late Sunday night sent two people to hospital, including one with serious injuries." --And...
-- "Toronto Police say an officer was struck by a car after investigators discharged their firearms at a vehicle in the city’s east end early Monday morning. The incident is connected to a shooting near Mortimer and Donlands avenues." --
-- "A homicide investigation is underway after a person was struck and killed by a vehicle during an early-morning brawl with a 'large group of people' at Keele Street and Wilson Avenue in North York. A second person was also transported to hospital with non-life-threatening injuries. Police have not released any suspect descriptions." --
Mob gathers to have a large street battle at 6am on a Sunday morning then kills someone with a car.
Doesn't sound like anybody I grew up with.
UPDATE: Murder victim identified...
-- "Late Sunday night, Police shared a photo of Erik Safar, 32, of Toronto." --UPDATE2: Big money-saver... Toronto adopts self-service policing...
— “‘For the people responsible for this murder, find a lawyer and turn yourselves in.’” —Yup... sounds like Keele & Wilson...
-- "The victim was then beaten with a baseball bat and run over several times." --
-- "A man and woman are in hospital both fighting for their lives after being shot during an EARLY MORNING HOME INVASION near Steeles Ave and McLaughlin in Brampton. At least two suspects armed with firearms entered the residence through the rear of the home while the occupants were sleeping. No suspect descriptions have been released." --Why do people choose to live in a war zone?
-- "Peel Regional Police’s crime mapping application has recorded 84 break-ins across both cities between May 14 and June 14." --So what are the Carney Liberals doing to keep us safe?
-- "In what promises to be yet another exercise in futility, Culture Minister Marc Miller last week introduced a ban on social media for children under 16 years of age." --Well, that... and bringing in more and more 'Timmigrants.'
-- "Concern is mounting that taxpayers could be left holding the bag if the Obama Presidential Center runs into financial trouble, as the foundation behind it has yet to establish a promised $470 million safety net to guard against a public bailout. Reports that contractors and subcontractors remain locked in payment disputes make the largely unfunded reserve even more problematic." --
-- "Toronto Police say a man in his 50s is in hospital following a stabbing near Victoria Park and Danforth avenues in the east end Saturday night. No suspect information has been released." --But wait... there's more...
-- "A man was rushed to hospital early Sunday morning after a stabbing at Union Station. Investigators have not released a suspect description at this time." --And there's this...
-- "There’s a heavy police presence in central Oshawa after a male was shot near Ritson and Taunton roads on Sunday afternoon. Police provided no information about this shooting." --BREAKING... Oh, look, a description of the offender...
-- "Toronto Police are on the hunt for a man who is wanted in connection with a stabbing at King and Dufferin streets in Parkdale on Sunday afternoon. The suspect is described as a white male with long white hair." --
