-- "Authorities said a Massachusetts State Police trooper and an armed civilian — described as a former Marine licensed to carry — confronted the suspect as people fled their vehicles and sought cover. Brown has a criminal history spanning nearly two decades. In 2020, he fired multiple rounds at Boston police officers while already on probation in a separate case." --
-- "Toronto Police say they’re investigating after shots were fired at a McDonald’s location at Eglinton Avenue and McCowan Road in Scarborough. The suspects involved are males, all of whom were wearing black clothing and masks. It’s unclear what may have motivated the shooting." --
Just smell that 'professional' non-specific journalism.
And...
-- "Durham Regional Police sat three men are wanted in connection with an armed home invasion at Cranston Avenue and Carpendale Crescent in Ajax. Suspect descriptions have not been released." --From the comments...
-- "Politicians scratching their heads wondering how this happened since they made guns super illegal. Next step is to make them Super Ultra Plus 1000 illegal." --
-- "Staff in Prime Minister Mark Carney’s Privy Council Office attended a closed-door March 10 meeting to discuss which reporters would be 'blacklisted or accredited,' Access To Information records show. Carney weeks later commemorated World Press Freedom Day by announcing: 'A strong, independent and free press both defines and defends our values.'" --You wouldn't understand... it's a Liberal thing.
-- "The Repeat Offender Parole Enforcement squad is asking for the public’s help locating Edward Seery, 45, wanted on a Canada-wide warrant for breaching his statutory release. Seery is described as an Indigenous man, five-foot-10 and 251 pounds, with brown hair and blue eyes." --Meanwhile... in other fugitive news.
-- "Farhad Sanders, 43, Abdulkarim Afrayim Sava, 65, Ahmed Ismail Ghanchi, 44; Michelle Miceli, 49; and Shanna Marie Tozer, 43, and Elizabeth Taylor, 50, have been arrested after an Ontario Provincial Police-led investigation uncovered bribes were exchanged for 'favourable consideration' during the testing of specific applicants." --There is a price to be paid for DEI.
-- "Developers of two Scarborough properties have said Toronto Councillor Parthi Kandavel asked them to pay a 'considerable amount of money' to get their proposals through city processes. Kandavel said on Sunday he was 'surprised' to hear that the OPP was investigating allegations against him." --
-- "Markham basketball, tennis and volleyball coach Garth Morris, 59, previously charged with sexual offences involving youth is now facing additional charges for breaching his release conditions.". --
Morris also went by the name 'Zack Jameson'
Another model citizen here.
And...
-- "Sohrab Mehmandoust, 45, has been arrested by Toronto Police after a North York church was vandalized multiple times over several months." --And...
-- "A Windsor jury was sent home today following an unexpected guilty plea by Abdishakur Harun, 37, in the death of Percy Basil Scott." --
-- "'These tapes will further prove the massive lie regarding Biden’s fitness for office and the fact Biden revealed classified information,' said Howell, president of Heritage's Oversight Project. 'At the last possible second, and after every delay tactic possible, the autopen is objecting to the American People receiving transparency.'" --
-- "Now awaiting trial in India for what police describe as his key role in the group behind one of the world’s deadliest terrorist plots, Tahawwur Hussain Rana remains a citizen of Canada." --You can thank Jean Chretien for that one.
-- "Some of Southern California’s best-known beaches are facing repeated closures as sewage from the Tijuana Riverv infects US coastal waters. As much as 30 million gallons of sewage-contaminated water can flow into the Pacific Ocean daily from Tijuana, polluting beaches along the Southern California coast." --Oh, trust me... it gets better.
THE WINNER REACTS...
-- "'The whole community was behind me,' Hafiz said. 'I want to SHARE THE MOMENT WITH MY COMMUNITY today.'" --
I'm so old, I remember pre-tribal Canada.
FROM THE COMMENTS...
-- "I’d be curious to know the winning candidate’s position on the appropriate management of children labelled by their school teachers as being 'born in the wrong body.' Maybe we could glean an insight into his preferred management of said school teachers?" --OH... IT GETS BETTER...
-- "Durham Regional Police are investigating after a man died outside of a Tim Horton’s at 2700 Simcoe Street after reports of an armed person in Oshawa on Saturday night. Police said 'two groups of men' had a physical altercation Investigators are not releasing the victim’s name or any suspect information." --UPDATE... All roads inevitably lead to Brampton...
-- "A 16-year-old boy from Brampton has been charged with murder after a 23-year-old man was killed in a fight outside a coffee shop in Oshawa. The victim, whose name has not been released, is Durham Region’s third homicide victim of 2026.". --
-- "According to the Guelph Police Service, the investigation found that minors were being trafficked and sexually exploited by Jameel Ahmed Dosu, 26, aka 'DJ Infamous Jay' and Brian Allard, 29, aka 'King.' Both men are from Toronto." --
Those darned 'Toronto' men.
Sorry, peasants... no names here either...
-- "An 18-year-old man has been sent to hospital with serious, non-life-threatening injuries, following a shooting in uptown Waterloo early Saturday morning." --
-- "The U.S. Attorney’s Office of the Southern District of New York announced late Friday that they had smashed a massive gun smuggling ring allegedly intending to get 89 firearms in total – including at least 17 stolen guns, into Canada." --The usual, well. you know...
-- "Faizan Ali, 25, is a citizen of Pakistan and Kamal Salman and Malik Bromfield, both 22, are citizens of Canada." --
CBC refuses to print their names, but identifies them as Canadians.
Citynews Toronto calls them...
Obviously, you get the journalism you pay for.
-- "Rhamell Burke, 32 — still wearing his plastic bracelet from Belleuve Hosptial at the time of the attack — hurled total stranger Ross Falzone, 76, down the steps leading to the No. 1 train station in Chelsea around 9:30 p.m." --
And don't get me started on 'Firearms-related Homicide.'
Trust me... it's not guns that need 'controlling.'
-- "Police in Brockville, Ont., say a 49-year-old mother and her two daughters aged 15 and 17, were murdered and a 17-year-old boy who was in a relationship with one of the teens is facing first-degree murder charges. The teenager has also been charged with assaulting a police officer during his arrest." --And...
-- "Toronto Police are investigating after a teen was stabbed at St. Clair Avenue West and Dufferin Street. Police say they are searching for a teenage male but provided no other description." --No word yet on Mark Carney's impending magical 'Steak Knife Registry.'
-- "In a news release, police said 18-year-old Ruslan Novruzov has been charged with four counts of assault with a weapon and two counts of possession of a weapon for a dangerous purpose in connection with two separate incidents in which visibly Jewish members of the community were shot at with a pellet gun." --And...
-- "York Regional Police said Artin Dawood, 30, of Vaughan and Talia Dawood, 59, have been charged after operating an illegal cannabis distribution network that resulted in two youths being ill." --And...
-- "Jaskaran Saroye, 27, has been charged in connection to an extortion-related shooting that took place in Surrey last month, local police say." --
-- "Toronto Police have arrested Banana Lacatus, 32, Ion Miclescu, 26, Elena Costantin, 20, Surbu Constantin, 40, all of Toronto, in connection with a pair of robberies in Scarborough in which elderly victims were given fake jewelry as a distraction while their real jewelry was forcibly taken." --I'm so old, I remember when Canada had borders.
-- "Rawan Qaddoura, the newly-hired OPSEU organizer who found herself in hot water after an alleged string of tweets expressing her love for Adolf Hitler, has been placed on administrative leave." --And the union brass goes full brownshirt...
-- “On behalf of Rawan, we want to affirm that Rawan is being supported by OPSSU and a dedicated steward throughout this process.” --And... what the f@ck is up with Brockville?
-- "This is already a punishing outcome for Britain’s old political order, but closer scrutiny exposes how bad it really is. The Tories have lost 174 seats compared to last time. It’s even worse for Labour, who have lost more seats than they’ve won so far, being down 259." --HUGE NEWS FOR WALES...
-- "The term 'bloodbath' is being thrown around to describe Labour's position, and that sounds about right." --NOW DO IRELAND...
-- "Just as in other countries affected by mass immigration, questions have arisen over what constitutes Irish identity, and a stark cultural and ideological divide has opened regarding the answer." --Sadly it seems much of Europe is already lost.
-- "FBI Director Kash Patel revealed federal agents disrupted four major terrorist plots during the month of December alone, but warned that despite these wins, the constant pressure to not miss anything keeps him up at night." --
-- "Eight people are facing a combined 50 charges in connection with the robberies, which occurred in Burlington, Guelph, Brantford, Waterloo, and St. Catharines between January and March 2026. Four of the accused were out on forms of release at the time of their arrest." --And life in the GTA goes on...
-- "One person was rushed to hospital in critical condition following a stabbing near Albion Road and Islington Avenue in Rexdale late Thursday night." --UPDATE: The names 'professional journalist' Codi Wilson couldn't find...
-- "The defendant, Mohamed Sabry Soliman, pleaded guilty to 101 charges, including one count of murder for the death of Karen Diamond, 82." --
