YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM... TORONTO HOMICIDE #08/2026...

  --  "Toronto Police have launched a homicide investigation into the death of a two year-old child after Paramedics responded to a medical call at 381 Port Royal Trail, near Midland  and Steeles avenues in Scarborough." --

UPDATE: Unnamed killer mom goes down...

-- "Toronto Police have charged a mother with first degree murder in the death of her toddler in Scarborough." --

And the usual, well... you know...

-- "A 16-year-old boy is accused of attempted murder for a stabbing in Flemingdon Park near Don Mills Rd. and Eglinton Ave. over the weekend." --

'HAMILTON' MEN...

-- "Hamilton men Avery Macleod‑Nolk, 28, and Tyler Matthew Macleod, 27, are facing multiple charges after Peel Regional Police uncovered a counterfeit licence plate operation linked to dozens of criminal investigations across Canada." --

And let's not forget those darned Calgary men.

'TORONTO' MAN...

-- "Toronto man Alexander Paupanekis, 24, is wanted after repeatedly assaulting a victim near O’Connor Drive and Bermondsey Road after an altercation on Monday, police said. He is described as being six-foot-two with a heavy build and black hair." --

THE NEW BROWNSHIRTS...

-- "Toronto Police say Jeffrey Johnston, 48, wanted for damaging a Menorah at a midtown Jewish community centre at Avenue and Davenport roads last month has been arrested. The incident is being treated as a hate-motivated offence." --

Rebel news actually interviewed this shit-disturber.

WHILE MARK CARNEY HARASSES LAW-ABIDING FIREARMS OWNERS...

-- "One man is dead and another is in hospital following a shooting in the parking lot of the North Hill Co-op in Calgary on Monday night.   The deceased man was known to police." --

And...

-- "Toronto Police say four armed suspects are wanted for stealing over $500,000 worth of jewellery in Toronto’s CityPlace." --

And then, there's these three muppets.

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TONIGHT... FREQUENT FLYER EDITION...

-- "Authorities said a Massachusetts State Police trooper and an armed civilian — described as a former Marine licensed to carry — confronted the suspect as people fled their vehicles and sought cover.  Brown has a criminal history spanning nearly two decades. In 2020, he fired multiple rounds at Boston police officers while already on probation in a separate case." --

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM... THOSE DARNED SCARBOROUGH 'MALES'...

-- "Toronto Police say they’re investigating after shots were fired at a McDonald’s location at Eglinton Avenue and McCowan Road in Scarborough.  The suspects involved are males, all of whom were wearing black clothing and masks.   It’s unclear what may have motivated the shooting." --

Just smell that 'professional' non-specific journalism.

And...

  --  "Durham Regional Police sat three men are wanted in connection with an armed home invasion at Cranston Avenue and Carpendale Crescent in Ajax.  Suspect descriptions have not been released."  --  

And...

-- "Carlos Rodriguez-Rodriguez, 21, of Mississauga is wanted for seven different offences, including attempted murder." --

From the comments...

-- "Politicians scratching their heads wondering how this happened since they made guns super illegal. Next step is to make them Super Ultra Plus 1000 illegal." --

MARK CARNEY'S 'PROFESSIONAL' PREPAID JOURNALISM...

-- "Staff in Prime Minister Mark Carney’s Privy Council Office attended a closed-door March 10 meeting to discuss which reporters would be 'blacklisted or accredited,'  Access To Information records show.  Carney weeks later commemorated World Press Freedom Day by announcing: 'A strong, independent and free press both defines and defends our values.'" --

You wouldn't understand... it's a Liberal thing.

NOTHING A LITTLE SWEATLODGE WON'T FIX...

-- "The Repeat Offender Parole Enforcement squad is asking for the public’s help locating Edward Seery, 45, wanted on a Canada-wide warrant for breaching his statutory release. Seery is described as an Indigenous man, five-foot-10 and 251 pounds, with brown hair and blue eyes." --

Meanwhile... in other fugitive news.

COMING SOON. TO A TRAFFIC FATALITY NEAR YOU...

-- "Farhad Sanders, 43, Abdulkarim Afrayim Sava, 65, Ahmed Ismail Ghanchi, 44; Michelle Miceli, 49; and Shanna Marie Tozer, 43, and Elizabeth Taylor, 50, have been arrested after an Ontario Provincial Police-led investigation uncovered bribes were exchanged for 'favourable consideration' during the testing of specific applicants." --

There is a price to be paid for DEI.

HOW STUFF ACTUALLY WORKS IN OLIVIA CHOW'S 'POST NATIONAL' CITY...

-- "Developers of two Scarborough properties have said Toronto Councillor Parthi Kandavel asked them to pay a 'considerable amount of money' to get their proposals through city processes. Kandavel said on Sunday he was 'surprised' to hear that the OPP was investigating allegations against him." --

DIVERSITY/STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

-- "Markham basketball, tennis and volleyball coach Garth Morris, 59, previously charged with sexual offences involving youth is now facing additional charges for breaching his release conditions.". --

Morris also went by the name 'Zack Jameson' 

Another model citizen here. 

And...

-- "Sohrab Mehmandoust, 45, has been arrested by Toronto Police after a North York church was vandalized multiple times over several months." --

And...

-- "A Windsor jury was sent home today following an unexpected guilty plea by Abdishakur Harun, 37, in the death of Percy Basil Scott." --

PRESIDENT GRANDAD SEEMS TO THINK HE HAS A LEGACY TO PROTECT...

-- "'These tapes will further prove the massive lie regarding Biden’s fitness for office and the fact Biden revealed classified information,' said Howell, president of Heritage's Oversight Project. 'At the last possible second, and after every delay tactic possible, the autopen is objecting to the American People receiving transparency.'" --

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER CANADA...

-- "Now awaiting trial in India for what police describe as his key role in the group behind one of the world’s deadliest terrorist plots, Tahawwur Hussain Rana remains a citizen of Canada." --

You can thank Jean Chretien for that one.

MEXICO... JUST ANOTHER REASON...

-- "Some of Southern California’s best-known beaches are facing repeated closures as sewage from the Tijuana Riverv infects US coastal waters.  As much as 30 million gallons of sewage-contaminated water can flow into the Pacific Ocean daily from Tijuana, polluting beaches along the Southern California coast." --

Oh, trust me... it gets better.

LIBERAL PARTY STUNNED... 'THE NEW CALIPHATE HAS SPOKEN'...

THE WINNER REACTS...

-- "'The whole community was behind me,' Hafiz said. 'I want to SHARE THE MOMENT WITH MY COMMUNITY today.'" --

I'm so old, I remember pre-tribal Canada. 

FROM THE COMMENTS...

-- "I’d be curious to know the winning candidate’s position on the appropriate management of children labelled by their school teachers as being 'born in the wrong body.'  Maybe we could glean an insight into his preferred management of said school teachers?" --

OH... IT GETS BETTER...

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM... 'TWO GROUPS OF UNIDENTIFIABLE MEN'...

-- "Durham Regional Police are investigating after a man died outside of a Tim Horton’s at 2700 Simcoe Street after reports of an armed person in Oshawa on Saturday night.   Police said 'two groups of men' had a physical altercation   Investigators are not releasing the victim’s name or any suspect information." --

UPDATE... All roads inevitably lead to Brampton...

-- "A 16-year-old boy from Brampton has been charged with murder after a 23-year-old man was killed in a fight outside a coffee shop in Oshawa. The victim, whose name has not been released, is Durham Region’s third homicide victim of 2026.". --

I GUESS PIMPING OUT YOUR CHILDREN IS A FORM OF REPARATIONS...

-- "According to the Guelph Police Service, the investigation found that minors were being trafficked and sexually exploited by Jameel Ahmed Dosu, 26, aka 'DJ Infamous Jay' and Brian Allard, 29, aka 'King.'  Both men are from Toronto." --

Those darned 'Toronto' men. 

Sorry, peasants... no names here either...

-- "An 18-year-old man has been sent to hospital with serious, non-life-threatening injuries, following a shooting in uptown Waterloo early Saturday morning." --

THE GUNS THE CARNEY LIBERALS DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT...

-- "The U.S. Attorney’s Office of the Southern District of New York announced late Friday that they had smashed a massive gun smuggling ring allegedly intending to get 89 firearms in total – including at least 17 stolen guns, into Canada." --

The usual, well. you know...

-- "Faizan Ali, 25, is a citizen of Pakistan and Kamal Salman and Malik Bromfield, both 22, are citizens of Canada." --

CBC refuses to print their names, but identifies them as Canadians.

Citynews Toronto calls them...  

3 Hamilton men

Obviously, you get the journalism you pay for.