-- "Three males from Toronto, ages 16, 17, and 19, are facing several charges, including planning to kidnap a victim, disguise with intent, possession of a weapon for a dangerous purpose." --But, hey... don't fret, I got you...
-- "Jerimyah BROWN-WATSON, 19, was arrested in connection to an ongoing extortion. Investigators believe that an individual being extorted was being targeted for a kidnapping." --
-- "The Edmonton Public School Board has approved a new, locally developed course that will provide students with the option to take Arabic language-learning classes from elementary through to high school." --Matt Walsh weighs in.
-- "Today marks a very unfortunate milestone for Mark Carney. Today will be his 100th missed question period. He skipped out on 100 out of 136 question periods. That is completely unacceptable." --So much for accountability.
-- "A man in northern Nigeria, Mohammed Saidu, has been sentenced to two weeks in prison after neighbours complained that he was storing bags of human faeces outside his home, which they said made life unbearable. Saidu, whose job is to empty sceptic tanks, is believed to have been selling the faeces to farmers to use as fertiliser - a common practice in the region." --
-- "Javaunie Thomas, 18, and a 15-year-old male, are facing several charges related to gun possession as well as disguise with intent, possession of property obtained by crime, and fail to comply with release order." --
Ol' Javaunie threatened the sleeping homeowners with a gun and demanded they hand over jewelry and the keys to their Lamborghini.
Why is Marx Carnage chasing my legal, registered firearms and ignoring the guys with the way-cool names?
-- "Manhattan Supreme Court Judge Gregory Carro said Tuesday Mangione’s lawyers will argue that he was in the throes of an 'extreme emotional disturbance' when he gunned down Thompson in December 2024. The legal gambit would knock the charge down to manslaughter instead of murder — carrying less prison time — if jurors buy it." --In other lunatic lefty assassin news...
-- "Lance Twiggs, the transgender roommate and romantic [furry] partner of Charlie Kirk’s alleged assassin Tyler Robinson, was given limited immunity for a recorded statement he gave to authorities in April." --
-- "A newly-declassified 1992 federal memo predicted Islamic extremists would attempt to bypass federal security checks by filing refugee claims in Canada. The memo to the Department of Foreign Affairs complained that refugee claimants were 'extremely difficult to control.'" --Meanwhile... south of the 49th...
-- "John Wallace-Bey was taken into custody in Philadelphia later Tuesday night and is awaiting extradition to Delaware. Once extradited, he will be charged with murder, attempted murder, and multiple firearms offenses." --
-- "Toronto Police say they are searching for a suspect in an unprovoked assault and robbery near Dundas Street East and Broadview Avenue in the city’s east end last week. The man attacked the victim in an unprovoked assault and proceeded to steal their property before fleeing the area." --
It's as if medical school didn't teach you how to suture up patients after surgery.
WHO DO THESE FOLKS FEEL THEY'RE FOOLING?
-- "A trio of bumbling bungee instructors, Luis Felipe Feliciano Egoroff, Maicon Fernandes Cintra, and Vitor de Freitas Gonçalves, who hurled a student off a bridge without a rope attached claimed they can’t remember who was tasked with tethering her. The three men were charged with homicide and remain in pre-trial detention." --
-- "'To do a deal with a regime that murdered more than 40,000 protestors in two days in January is morally wrong and strategically misguided. Dealing with this regime will fail, and we will all face the consequences. The regime's 47-year war against the Iranian people continues." --This MOU with Iran is more about Trump coveting the Nobel Peace Prize than the welfare of the Iranian people.
-- "Hamilton resident Milan Andras Babos, 18, and Richard Olah, 23, of Toronto were charged with the second-degree murder of Erik Safar who was struck and crushed struck by a vehicle." --But wait... there's more...
-- "A man in his 20s was taken to hospital after being stabbed at Yonge and Dundas streets in downtown Toronto on Tuesday evening. No suspect information has been released." --
-- "“What we are dealing with in this case, and in other unrelated incidents, including shootings at synagogues and Jewish schools, is a recurring and similar modus operandi,” said the Police Chief. 'That is, criminals for hire. Through encrypted messaging apps, young people are hired to carry out attacks against various targets. In order to get paid, they are required to film their attacks." --
More 'Murder for Hire' Bangers.
In other 'better or diverse' news...
-- "York Regional Police investigators have arrested Tejvir Singh Dhatt, 21, and Soban Malik, 21, Chanvir Singh, 19,and a 17-year-old youth for violent auto thefts across York Region and the Greater Toronto Area." --
-- "York Regional Police have charged James Montgomery, 44, Craig Wilson, 31, Jaymie White, 36, Fabio Faganello, 58, Maria Faganello, 54, and Bianka Faganello, 29, in connection with the death of David Gosse, 55, who was found with “significant trauma” inside an Aurora home last week." --
-- "To me, healthy masculinity would be, well, you know what? Healthiness for anyone to just, you know, love themselves; be able to care for themselves; ideally get rest when they can, you know, like, just the practical basic — drink water, like, eat a banana." --
-- "Five people were in custody as of Monday, and investigators identified 23 people as part of a potential network of plotters. The alleged plan involved using explosive-laden drones to hit buildings near the event, force a mass evacuation and steer crowds toward a pre-staged sniper team, officials said." --
BREAKING: Say goodbye to daylight, morons...
-- "At least 3 suspects identified in plot to target White House UFC event; Bryan Omar Roa, Michael Alan Thomas arrested in California, charged with conspiracy to commit murder; Tycen Proper arrested in Ohio." --UPDATE... sure smells like civil war to me...
-- "The targeting of Erika Kirk comes nine months after the assassination of her husband, who was shot and killed during an event at Utah Valley University." --
-- "I’ve just heard 3 people who were reporting on riots in Northern Ireland using their YouTube accounts have been arrested. They were not involved in any rioting, they are not involved in any criminal activity." --Meanwhile... back in our 'basic dictatorship'...
-- "The Liberals are gearing up to force Bill C-22 through committee and the House of Commons in just days." --
-- "Canada enjoys positive relations with the Palestinian Authority, the governmental entity in Palestine. Canada recognizes the Palestinian right to self-determination and supports the creation of a sovereign, independent, viable, democratic and territorially contiguous Palestinian state." --YOU KNOW... THESE GUYS...
-- "Ariel and Kfir were not killed in an airstrike. Ariel and Kfir Bibas were murdered by terrorists in cold blood. The terrorists did not shoot the two young boys. They killed them with their bare hands. Afterwards, they committed horrific acts to cover up these atrocities." --TRUMP DEAL SELLS OUT ISRAEL AND EVERYBODY ELSE...
-- "Tehran wins unprecedented authority over the Strait of Hormuz and likely locks in Hezbollah’s dominance of Lebanon." --
-- "It raises a question, first of all, why was a certificate issued if the requirements were not met to start with?" --
-- "Ontario Provincial Police say three vehicles were stolen from the Toronto area and were abandoned Monday morning in the Ashton area, southwest of downtown Ottawa, and the drivers ran away." --UPDATE... One in cuffs, two still on the run...
-- "Brampton man Harbalab Shergill, 22, has been charged with possession of property obtained by crime over $5,000." --
-- "Peel Regional Police are taking action after 13 people were arrested for shooting fireworks at bystanders during the Victoria Day long weekend, some of which were captured on video and posted on social media. As a result, Brampton residents are banned from using, selling, possessing, and discharging any fireworks within the city." --Are you enjoying Justin's 'post-national' state?
-- "The Durham Regional Police investigation began in April 2026 when two victims were threatened and assaulted with a firearm." --No gun... no problem...
-- "Two Toronto residents have been charged after a man was ambushed and stabbed at a park in Scugog, Ont., last month." --
-- "Two Detroit sisters, Brianna and Kierianna Long, are accused of stabbing a worker at a Detroit chicken restaurant during a wrong-order dispute. The siblings also threw hot grease, pans and other items at her." --Ain't no mountain high enough...
-- "Brianna, who was 9 months pregnant at the time of the incident, gave birth four days before her arraignment." --
-- "Manav Kotak, 18, has been charged with robbery, disguise with intent, possession of a prohibited firearm, possession of a prohibited device and two counts of possession for the purpose of trafficking." --Toronto apprenticeship program going great guns...
-- "A 12-year-old boy is facing an attempted murder charge after he struck a Toronto Police officer with the stolen vehicle he was driving in East York." --
-- "Tharshan Thaparanantham, 41, has been charged in connection with several assaults that were reported near Coxwell and Danforth avenues on Friday night. Details of the assault and the type of weapon involved were not disclosed." --And...
-- "A double stabbing near Dundas Street and Mississauga Road in Mississauga late Sunday night sent two people to hospital, including one with serious injuries." --And...
-- "Toronto Police say an officer was struck by a car after investigators discharged their firearms at a vehicle in the city’s east end early Monday morning. The incident is connected to a shooting near Mortimer and Donlands avenues." --
-- "A homicide investigation is underway after a person was struck and killed by a vehicle during an early-morning brawl with a 'large group of people' at Keele Street and Wilson Avenue in North York. A second person was also transported to hospital with non-life-threatening injuries. Police have not released any suspect descriptions." --
Mob gathers to have a large street battle at 6am on a Sunday morning then kills someone with a car.
Doesn't sound like anybody I grew up with.
UPDATE: Murder victim identified...
-- "Late Sunday night, Police shared a photo of Erik Safar, 32, of Toronto." --UPDATE2: Big money-saver... Toronto adopts self-service policing...
— “‘For the people responsible for this murder, find a lawyer and turn yourselves in.’” —Yup... sounds like Keele & Wilson...
-- "The victim was then beaten with a baseball bat and run over several times." --
-- "A man and woman are in hospital both fighting for their lives after being shot during an EARLY MORNING HOME INVASION near Steeles Ave and McLaughlin in Brampton. At least two suspects armed with firearms entered the residence through the rear of the home while the occupants were sleeping. No suspect descriptions have been released." --Why do people choose to live in a war zone?
-- "Peel Regional Police’s crime mapping application has recorded 84 break-ins across both cities between May 14 and June 14." --So what are the Carney Liberals doing to keep us safe?
-- "In what promises to be yet another exercise in futility, Culture Minister Marc Miller last week introduced a ban on social media for children under 16 years of age." --Well, that... and bringing in more and more 'Timmigrants.'
-- "Concern is mounting that taxpayers could be left holding the bag if the Obama Presidential Center runs into financial trouble, as the foundation behind it has yet to establish a promised $470 million safety net to guard against a public bailout. Reports that contractors and subcontractors remain locked in payment disputes make the largely unfunded reserve even more problematic." --
-- "Toronto Police say a man in his 50s is in hospital following a stabbing near Victoria Park and Danforth avenues in the east end Saturday night. No suspect information has been released." --But wait... there's more...
-- "A man was rushed to hospital early Sunday morning after a stabbing at Union Station. Investigators have not released a suspect description at this time." --And there's this...
-- "There’s a heavy police presence in central Oshawa after a male was shot near Ritson and Taunton roads on Sunday afternoon. Police provided no information about this shooting." --BREAKING... Oh, look, a description of the offender...
-- "Toronto Police are on the hunt for a man who is wanted in connection with a stabbing at King and Dufferin streets in Parkdale on Sunday afternoon. The suspect is described as a white male with long white hair." --
-- "A 30-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after stabbing a 17-year-old girl in the neck in broad daylight on the streets of a Lancashire town on Friday." --Don't get me started on France.
-- "This comes a day after a senior Trump administration official told reporters that the US and Iran are close to a deal requiring Iran to relinquish its uranium, which has been enriched to near-bomb grade, to the US." --Trump, 80, on Sunday, is running on fumes for Nobel Peace Prize...
-- "Netanyahu, who is not directly involved in US-Iran talks, was caught off guard by the pending agreement." --
The unvarnished reality is, without the enriched uranium, any peace agreement is a joke.
Meanwhile, Israel does the real slogging.
-- "One man has been rushed to hospital from a [NOT SPECIFIED] Brampton restaurant after a large fight involving eight or more people broke out early Sunday morning. Police said most of the [UNNAMED] people involved in the fight are known to one another." --
I'm pleasantly surprised Jermaine included the name of the city this took place in.
AI to the rescue...
-- "If you are looking for a spot near the intersection of McVean Drive and Cottrelle Boulevard, you have several highly rated options offering everything from authentic Indian cuisine to quick-service sandwiches." --I'm so old, I remember when Brampton was a part of Canada...
-- "Then who's gonna deliver my food if all the Uber drivers are chopping arms off in Brampton. This is why my chicken shawarma was cold last night." --
-- "The Ontario College of Teachers is introducing a new one-year teacher training program while keeping the current on-the-job practicum requirement at 80 days. At 80 days, Ontario has one of the shortest practicum requirements in the country." --
-- "U.S. Southern Command (SOUTHCOM) ‘delivered a swift and lethal kinetic strike’ to successfully execute Hector Rusthenford Guerrero Flores, the infamous leader of Tren de Aragua. 'Under my leadership, we will find these vicious murderers and drugs lords anytime, anyplace, and send them to the depths of hell where they belong.'" --MEANWHILE, BACK IN CARNEY'S 'COMMIE CANADA'...
-- "An investigation into shootings at GFL Environmental Inc. facilities led to the shooters-for-hire who targeted Toronto’s U.S. Consulate earlier this spring and are suspected of being involved in Thursday’s shooting death of a Toronto police officer." --Shooters are know-nothing savages...
-- "They don’t even know what they’re doing. They’re given an address and told to go shoot this address." --
-- "Stacey Patton, a professor from Howard University's School of Communications, tore into the father of slain Texas teen Austin Metcalf, arguing that the teen's death did not begin with the knife wielded by Karmelo Anthony but instead that his father's parenting style was to be blamed as well." --Nota bene...
-- "Patton's piece was published a day after Karmelo Anthony was sentenced to 35 years in prison for the murder of Austin Metcalf." --
Howard University is one of the infamous 'Historically Black Colleges' that apparently does not believe in taking 'the high road.'
More of the community's 'best and brightest.'
I guess I now understand where Scott Adams was coming from.
