Maybe Gadhafi just wanted...

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A criminal enterprise...

...with borders...A notorious Mexican cartel stashed bricks of methamphetamine in the spare tires of new cars built at Ford's assembly plant in Hermosillo, Mexico before sending the vehicles to Canada by rail in a sprawling drug smuggling operation, authorities alleged Wednesday. Police said nine of...

Dumb it down...

...that'll fix everything...RALEIGH, N.C. - That would mean only scores lower than 39 percent would qualify for an F grade for schools, a far cry from the current 60 percent failure mark in the state and most others. Student grades would be unaffected by the changing scale system, but would allow underperforming...

As the prophet Dylan once said...

... ♫ You don't need a weather man ♫..."Today, Metroland Media is exploring the 2018 Etobicoke homicides that remain unsolved, all involving guns and young or middle age men."Hey, Clouseau... could there be any other point of commonality we're overlooking here? ********** RELATED: Rexdale • Burb...

Say YES to walkies

The politician we deserve... honest, loyal... relentless..."If we come together and vote for Thor, we will surely defeat these - OMG DID IT JUST MOVE? I thought I saw it mov...

Meet Nathaniel White... bibliophile +

In Toronto's notorious "northwest" end... only a fool brings just Solzhenitsyn to a gunfight..."On Thursday, February 7, 2019, at approximately 3:40 p.m., a shooting occurred at a library in the Keele Street and Wilson Avenue area."I'm guessing "Mom & Tot Storytime Circle" ain't ever gonna be the...

Diversity is our streng...

...wait a minute...“Why are you concerned about the police?” O’Shea asked. When arranging to meet, “Mohammed” had said he was afraid that Global reporters were the police. “Mohammed” didn’t answer that or other questions, but did denounce O’Shea as “the fake news of Canada” before leaving, this time for good.No wonder public transit has to be subsidised. ********** RELATED: Go BIG, or go home..."Jun-Chul...

I'm from the government...

...I'm here to save you...As the federal government forges ahead to replace the Phoenix payroll system, internal government documents obtained by CBC News say clearing the backlog is at least three to five years away, and "overall stability" won't be achieved for 10 or more years. This week marks...

Jussie Trudeau's fake firearms story

♫ "City girls just seem to find out early... how to open doors with just a smile..." ♫ You know how many of Toronto's gun murders are committed by citizens with legal, registered firearms? That'd be zero. But those are the guns Jussie Trudeau says he wants to ban.Virtually every gun homicide in Toronto...

Fifty Shades of OJ

Mark my words... he gets the right jury, he's gonna walk..."The Jussie that I know could never even conceive of something so unconscious and ugly. His innocence or judgment is not for any of us to decide."I dunno, Terrence... that sounds like some kind of "tooth fairy" rationalization. Apart from the...

How does taking registered firearms...

...away from trained & carefully vetted citizens stop the usual gangbangers from murdering people...Toronto police have arrested two men, identified as Samir Adem, 18, and Salman Ahmed, 18, in connection to the city’s 93rd homicide of 2018. Both men were charged with the second-degree murder of...

And Winston Churchill wept

Sara Thornton, head of Britain’s National Police Chiefs’ Council (NPCC), has said the law should be changed so forces can actively discriminate against white recruits in order to increase diversity. Excluding certain people, generally white people, or at least white males, is already allowable under the Equality Act of 2010’s so-called “positive action” provisions.Yeah... I'm shocked. RELATED: ...

The cure

I remember wishing I was one of the cool kids...

Justin's in trouble...

...let's change the channel, blow a little smoke...OTTAWA -- Canada's top public servant, Privy Council Clerk Michael Wernick says he is worried someone will be assassinated during the coming federal election campaign given the disturbing tenor of recent public discussi...

Not to worry, citizens...

...Skynet will be here soon enough and everything will be just fine...Google said Wednesday it forgot to mention that it included a microphone in its Nest Secure home alarm system, the latest privacy flub by one of the tech industry's leading collectors of personal information. The company said in...

Silence of the BLMs...

...as Toronto Homicide cops take another significant player off the board..."Ibrahim Khiar, 33, was arrested Wednesday — charged with numerous weapons offences in addition to murder charges for two deadly shootings eight months apart."And it's not Ibrahim's first rodeo...In Aug. 2012, Khiar was one...

Going down like a two dollar hooker

Authorities in Chicago on Wednesday approved felony criminal charges against "Empire" actor Jussie Smollett, hours after he was "officially classified as a suspect in a criminal investigation" for allegedly "filing a false police report" in connection with his Jan. 29 attack claims.Who you gonna believe... me, or your own damn eyes?Chicago’s local CBS affiliate has obtained video of the two brothers...

Former Facebook Exec says...

"I think we have created tools that are ripping apart the social fabric. The short-term, dopamine-driven feedback loops we’ve created are destroying how society works. No civil discourse, no cooperation; misinformation, mistruth." "You are being programmed."Need an example?"Left-wing pop icon Cher...

IT AIN'T KNOWN AS THE JUNGLE BECAUSE OF THE FOLIAGE

Toronto police were called to a residential building on Caledonia Road near Lotherton Pathway shortly after 9 a.m., where two victims, a male and a female, were found at the building without vital signs. UPDATE:   "Cloak of invisibility" shooter strikes again...No description of the suspect...

Justin Trudeau said to be recovering...

...nicely after having puppetmaster's arm surgically removed from his arse...OTTAWA -- Gerald Butts, Justin Trudeau's principal secretary and long-time friend, has resigned amid allegations that the Prime Minister's Office interfered to prevent a criminal prosecution of SNC-Lavalin.********** RELATED:...

Once again, the lunatic left goes...

..."A Bridge Too Far"...********** RELATED: ♫ "I fought the law and the law won" ♫Empire actor Jussie Smollett is refusing to be questioned by the Chicago Police Department and has hired the services of a crisis management firm amid reports he staged an attack on himself last month.********** UPDATE:...

It's funny...

... because it's true.....

Legal guns are not the problem

Remember, magic is all about misdirection...Last year Public Safety Minister Ralph Goodale claimed there were more than 1,200 break-ins a year in Canada in which guns were stolen. He credited StatsCan for that figure. However, StatsCan’s database shows five “robberies to steal firearms” in 2013,...

All In The Family

Toronto's infamous "catch & release" program burps up yet another dead body...Naod “Gritty” Tsegazab, 22, the brother of one of the Danzig St. block party triggermen has been arrested for the murder of a man killed in a wild shootout earlier this week in Toronto’s east end. Tsegazab pleaded guilty...

From Gay Tupac to Nigerian Princess...

..."hoist by his own phone records"..."CHICAGO (CBS) — Two brothers being questioned in the Jussie Smollett case are now under arrest, police said. The men – Obabinjo Osundairo and Abimbola Osundairo – were arrested Friday in connection with an alleged attack on Empire actor Jussie Smollett. Two...

Well, we wouldn't want to interfere...

...with your Charter Rights to blow away dem foolz who ridin' dirty inna hood...Toronto police have scrapped a plan to acquire "ShotSpotter," a controversial piece of technology that picks up the sound of gunfire and reports it to frontline officers. A spokesperson for Attorney General Caroline Mulroney...

Things hotting up in Banger Central

Homicide #8, third in the last week for Toronto the Good..A man, who is believed to be 28 years old, was found at Bergamot Avenue, located near Rexdale Boulevard and Islington Avenue, suffering from a single gunshot wound. He was taken to a trauma centre via emergency run but later died.It appears as...

If you have more than four wives...

...do you have to buy the "professional edition?"In another shocking example of Silicon Valley Sharia, Google and Apple have allowed for an app that lets Saudi Arabian men track their wives, to be featured and downloaded in the app store. iTunes and Google Play stores are now hosting an app called...

As usual, the real gold is...

...in the comments...“When asked his name again, Master Sergeant P. Hitler of the 101st Military Police Battalion at Fort Dix, New Jersey, replied, 'Sure, that’s my name. Let the other guy change his.'...

Skinhead gangster, Angus McTartan...

...dammit, I got it wrong again..."Hafis Mohideen-Hassan and Mohammad Patel, both 20, of Toronto have been charged with first-degree murder."It gets better... by which I mean worse...25-year-old Dean Howlett became the city’s latest homicide Tuesday — the second person killed in the city in less than...

Jody Wilson-Hagan glimpses the future...

...walks away from Justin Corleone "olive business"..."In a letter published on her website, the former justice minister says she has hired former Supreme Court judge Thomas Cromwell to tell her what she can say about her dealings with the prime minister on the SNC-Lavalin affair."********** IN HIS...

Tru-Dope™

...the weed that makes you smarter AND better looking...Thomas Clarke, who owns a cannabis retail store in Portugal Cove, N.L., recently ran out of supplies for two weeks. He then received a $15,000 shipment that he expected to last only a couple of days. Clarke told CTV’s Atlantic Bureau Chief Todd...

Obviously, not all billionaires are...

...tarred with the same brush...********** RELATED: I guess that's show biz...In truth, the Chicago police are terrified of even hinting they doubt Smollett's story. There is no major city in the U.S. where the cops are more distrusted by blacks than in Chicago. The police risk a riot if they let...

Diversity is our streng...

...wait a minute...• TORONTO • A Brampton man, Jaunoi Christian, 24, has been identified as the victim in a fatal downtown nightclub shooting. Police are looking for a man described as black, 6 feet tall in his mid 30s, with a medium build seen running from the scene.The sixth homicide in Toronto this...

Remember back... you were a kid...

...and local farmboys & skeet shooters was crazytime droppin' foolz at that quiet-ass book place... Yeah, me neither...Toronto police say a fight broke out between two men inside the Downsview Library, on Keele Street near Wilson Avenue on Thursday afternoon and a gunshot was fired.I'm guessing...

Well, well, well...

...if it isn't the consequences of my own actions... ********** FROM THE COMMENTS:Pretty sure that Justice Kavanaugh was one of the two attacke...

Mad Cowz back in the Peg?

What's a little gender/species confusion among murderers...WINNIPEG — "We got there and found two adult males had been shot inside inside Johnny G's on Main Street," said Const. Rob Carver. "Those males were transported to hospital in serious condition and unfortunately both males have died."The dead men have been identified, but as of Thursday, police are keeping that information to themselves. ********** UPDATE:...

One side wants to stop the trafficking...

...the other side wants to abolish the border...Let's ask "We the People"...********** FROM THE COMMENTS:"Don Lemon, worst journalist ever, took his shirt off, cried and tried to cut his wrists with a cucumber sandwich." "Trump began a two year long project to destroy the Democrat party tonight. That...

Remember Ebonics?

"During their time at the school, students learn about African contributions to science and mathematics, and the history of black people in Canada."Oh, yeah... one other thing..."107 students attend TDSB's Africentric Alternative School, a record low in its 10-year life."That's not a record low... this...

That's Showbiz!

Just not sure self-identifying as "Gay Tupac" is the most effective way to score points within "the community." On the other hand, Ellen Page & Steven Colbert sure ate it up...“It never happened. CPD is wasting hundreds of man hours to solve a Grindr date gone bad. The 'victim' is refusing all...

Solving... rather expensively at that...

...another problem that doesn't exist...Over two years, $10 million will be dispersed to Indigenous organizations to develop various activities and events across the country in memory of the hundreds who have been killed or gone missing over the past 30 years. The National Inquiry into Missing and...

As usual, the real gold is always...

...in the comments...One of my favourite left-baiting tactics is to pose this question: If unusually hot weather is evidence of global warming, and unusually cold weather is also evidence, what weather patterns would you expect if we were in a period of global cooling? All I ever get is a blank sta...