02 March 2018

Get professional help, woman... do it now

The alarming and unmistakeable early warning signs of "Crazy Ol' Cat Lady Syndrome"...

Susan von Achten had to stop going to funerals. She’d sob uncontrollably, she said, those days when the caskets of ‘her boys’ were lowered into the ground. “I haven’t deleted any of their numbers on my phone,” she said. “I can’t.”
Remember, Susan... this is all about you.

Say... are you licensed to practice in Michigan?

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RELATED: Is it just boys...

...or do you do grown men as well?


4 comments:

Frances said...

Neo - I wouldn't wish any cat the sad fate of being part of her household.

Neo Conservative said...

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funny how so many of Susan's "boys" are apparently stone cold, snake-eyed killers.

freud would have a picnic with this one.

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Anonymous said...

I haven’t deleted any of their numbers on my phone,” she said. “I can’t.”
Really ?
So who answers when you call, Lucifer?

Neo Conservative said...

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one white face in a sea of black gangbangers helplessly blubbering about her boys?

yeah... that's normal.

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