" -- OTTAWA -- Those who WORK AROUND THE CLOCK stealing and selling stolen goods to fund their habit, are beginning to complain about the diminishing and dangerous quality of street crack."I ask you, folks... what's the point of all those shiny, new McGuinty-supplied crackpipes... if you can't get a quality product?
It's past time, my friends. If you can enshrine labour rights for back-alley blowjob artists in your policy book... you can do the same for degenerate junkies.
Remember... Jack is watching.