13 February 2011

Dear Globe & Mail... I anxiously await...

...your followup article about plastic strap-on penises...
what women want?

One of her biggest-selling novels, Frost Fair, is set in 1814 and tells the story of Gideon Frost, a printer and covert part-time prostitute who carries on a secret affair with a wealthy ruffian named Joshua Redfern.
What women want, huh?

Sure doesn't sound like any of the women I know.

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QOTW: Shit... now there's coffee all over everything
"Old and Frail" news articles that will never be written:

"Newspaper ink linked to rectal cancer"

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THANK YOU COMMENT MODERATION:

Wow... this one really set poor Nonny spinning. Unfortunately, despite the half dozen frothing, incoherent rants... I was unable to determine which issue really yanked his crank. Gay romance novels... plastic sex toys... the institution of marriage... or just women in general?

I guess some things will have to remain a mystery.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

No I suppose you wouldn't, know any women with any of those... sorts of... desires.

Neo Conservative said...

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"nonny zips up his fly... those... sorts of... desires"

you mean women who want to vicariously experience men having sex with other men?

you're right. don't know a single one.

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