You're being outwitted by a troop of monkeys... I'd say it's time to move on anyway.
-- Nachu, Kenya -- "For God's sake, the government should take pity on us and move these monkeys away because we do not want to abandon our farms," he said.Seems there's never a Liberal around when you need one.
"I beg you, please come and take these animals away from here so that we can farm in peace."
SOMEWHAT RELATED: Mrs Neo is much more sympathetic
As someone who assumed primary responsibility for transforming a monkey-like creature into a fine young man, my wife feels for these beleagured villagers.
"You have absolutely no idea how relentless a small, determined primate can be", she points out. "You assume discipline is like setting a VCR... you don't realise how much effort and utter repetition is involved."It's true... I remember when he learned how to open the fridge.