Well, if Gore's got it right and crops fail worldwide... we can always eat the cats...
An explosion in Toronto's stray cat population is the latest phenomenon being blamed on global warming, joining a growing list of evils that includes increases in hay fever and seal mating as well as decreases in the supply of maple syrup and Bulgarian prostitutes.Now that's where I wanna work... the United Nations affiliated organisation that keeps tabs on seal mating AND Bulgarian prostitutes.
Yup... no crazy people here.
FROM THE COMMENTS:
If people really care about "Man-made Climate Change", they should buy "Bulgarian Beaver Credits" to offset the migration of these prostitutes into the ski resorts in Europe.