-- "A man and woman suffered serious injuries when the vehicle they were sitting in was shot numerous times in Toronto’s Chester Le neighbourhood at at 12:22 a.m. Monday." --BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE:
-- "Toronto Police are investigating after a man was found with a gunshot wound in Toronto’s Port Lands district at Polson and Cherry Streets late Sunday evening." --THE ICING ON THE CAKE:
-- "A man has been transported to the hospital following a stabbing at the Victoria Park subway station." --
