Poor little Sheikh al-Doofus...

...I so feel your pain...The revocation exposes them to “rendition and torture,” Elsheikh said. “When you have these two guys who don’t even have any citizenship …if we just disappear one day, where is my mom going to go and say where is my son.”********** RELATED: A little closer to home...London's murder rate has overtaken New York City's for the first time ever as the twelfth person has been...

"The 'justice' will balance itself"

“Because of the result of a single case, the Liberals are turning their backs on 200 or 300 years of criminal justice,” said prominent Toronto defence lawyer John Struthers. They are going in exactly the wrong direction at breakneck speed.”********** RELATED: Climate Barbie swings for the fence“What...

I worked with a Palestinian...

...back in the seventies... He was the angriest man I ever met. ********** UPDATE: The cost of insurrection"At least 16 Palestinians have been killed and dozens wounded during clashes with Israeli soldiers over several hour...

"Be Careful What You Wish For"

I'm saying this as someone who has violently parted company with a motorcycle at speed and racked up more than a few rupees worth of "dental remediation" expenses..."On the Facebook page of the Sikh Motorcycle Club of Edmonton, Gurpreet Pandher described Thursday as a 'milestone and memorable day' in...

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...TORONTO - Mauro “Cruz” Granados-Arana, sent a chilling text to his girlfriend Lori Crook the night before Fawell was brutally beaten and butchered by either a meat cleaver or axe: “Bring George. I’m gonna mincemeat him.”And...Mayor John Tory “promised” Nnamdi Ogba’s mother the authorities would not rest until they brought her son’s killers to justice. Police have arrested two...

Green Eggs & Ham

Forget that boring old cancer research... it's drippy dick disease time... again...A man in the UK has caught the world's "worst-ever" case of super-gonorrhoea. The main antibiotic treatment - a combination of azithromycin and ceftriaxone - has failed to treat the disease. He had a regular partner...

Jagmeet Singh... fails first test...

...as NDP poobah and Liberal flower girl...“Nobody knows procedure and rules better than Hamilton MP David Christopherson. He is a fearsome force for good when it comes to respect for parliamentary rules and this is essential when you’re the opposition.”********** RELATED: His Master's Voice"If you...

I guess irony "ain't no thang"...

...way down in the land of cotton...Reverend Al Sharpton's half brother, Kenneth Glasgow, 52, was arrested and charged with capital murder after a 23-year-old woman was shot dead in Alabama in a dispute over a car, authorities said Monday. Breunia Jennings' shooting came just a day after Glasgow's homeless and community ministry, Ordinary People Society, participated in the nationwide March For Our...

You know... like cooking & eating...

...your enemy's heart to acquire his valour...The ministers stressed that “Quebec recognizes Aboriginal traditional knowledge” and invited Picard to meet to discuss collaboration on “new ways of doing things.”What... you think I'm kidding? Think again. ********** RELATED: In other "Carnivore" news...Vegan protesters were shocked after a #Toronto chef responded to their protest by carving up an...

Criminals? What criminals?

The “173 deaths since 2007” number is also highly misleading out of context. Roughly four times that number died by gunfire in Chicago in a single year. Saying you want an end to gun violence is not a plan. If people insist on seeing guns as some sort of self-animating weapon, casting people who own...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Barktender"...“Sir... nobody has to get hurt here... just put the gun on the counter... and walk away.”********** UNRELATED: And Trekdom We...

Cigarette smoke... EVIL...

...Marijuana smoke... MEDICAL MIRACLE..."Matthew Springer, a biologist and professor in the division of cardiology at the University of California-San Francisco, demonstrated that, at least in rats, the same physiological effect occurs after inhaling secondhand smoke from marijuana." "And, the arteries...

TTC or KKK?

Toronto "Red" Star unearths yet another alleged societal pogrom...Marie Critchlow, who owns Just Incredible Hair and Beauty Products, believes there’s "A DELIBERATE EFFORT FROM THOSE IN POWER" to push out Little Jamaica’s businesses. There’s little direct evidence for the charge, but the sentiment is...

It's only murder...

...when white guys do it...“One-hundred-fifty-four years ago and I still feel their spirit. I still hear those songs. I still speak their language.” On Monday, Trudeau will absolve the Tsilhqot’in of guilt “in any way, shape or form” related to the killing of 14 construction workers in 1864...Can absolution...

“We need bullies... "

"...pressure makes diamonds..."Noting that the kids were told, “You can be anything you want to be,” he thought, "Why are you lying to these children? Maybe four of them can be anything they want to be." "But the other 2,000 better learn how to wel...

Be careful what you wish for

"People sometimes forget that liberty and chaos are cousins, and that sometimes the two get together. The results can be wonderful. Sometimes they’re tragic."And there's always, at least two sides to a story...While there are doubtless more incidents than that in a nation this big, still it is important to note how small that number is next to the hundreds of thousands of defensive uses of firearms...

I wonder if Anderson Cooper...

...would like to get off his "not a shithole" high horse...The men said they were subjected to forced anal examination by security personnel and a public hospital in Kenya's coastal city of Mombasa to determine if they had engaged in anal sex and were homosexual. "The violating examinations, which include being made to lie with legs up in a humiliating position and having instruments forced into...

Christians and Jews...

...the other white meat... 3 dead, 16 injured..."The man, Redouane Lakdim, entered the shop screaming "Allahu Akbar, I'll kill you all." He then shot a store worker in the head.Here's a shocker..."Moroccan national... flagged as a potential extremist and known to the authorities."So much for springtime...

Time to, uh... "bite the bullet"...

...and embrace full-blown high school nudity...Students at the high school—where 19-year-old Nikolas Cruz allegedly killed 17 people last month—will now be required to wear clear backpacks, a step administrators hope will ward off the threat of firearms and illegal weapons on campus."Ward off"... you...

Call me a meanie, I just assumed...

...sending parcel bombs in the mail was implicitly "a bad thing"...Chief Manley said Conditt did not mention terrorism or hate, but described the recording as an "outcry of a very challenged young man."Well, then... the two dead and four maimed... I blame Donald Trump and the NRA. ********** RELATED: That horrible "rush to judgeme...

So what's next on the forbidden list?

Drinking alcohol, fatty desserts... skydiving, motorcycles...YouTube is entering the gun control debate with a new ban on videos which demo firearms or link to websites selling firearms or firearm accessories.********** RELATED: I'm from the Trudeau-sphere... ...I'm here to save you..."The measures...

Rest In Pieces...

...you dumb millennial shit..."The suspect is deceased and has significant injuries from a blast that occurred from detonating a bomb inside his vehicle."********** RELATED: A little background...Four bombs had exploded in Austin since March 2, killing two men and injuring four people. A fifth bomb...

A spokes-people for...

..."Diminutive Middle Aged Caucasian Life Coaches Matter" Minneapolis... was unavailable for comment... [*] ********** RELATED: In other Minneapolis news..."Black students have a 338 percent higher chance than white students to be suspended at Justice Page Middle School in Minneapolis, Minn., according...

The F in France...

...is for flexible...For Sale: French World War II military rifles... "only dropped onc...

Come for the Spring Rolls...

..stay for the firefight... Police believed the shooting was part of an ongoing tit-for-tat war between two downtown-based street gangs: Asian Assassinz and Chin Pac.Which, apparently... local coppers are powerless to stop.Included in the bloodshed between 2013 and 2015 were two brazen shootings at...

It could've been worse...

...think "sex robot"..."A self-driving Uber car hit and killed a woman in Arizona on Sunday night in what appears to be the first fatal accident involving an autonomous vehicle, according to reports."Don't just phone it in...

I blame the NRA

Remember, magic is all about misdirection. Some guy, somewhere, got shot... details at, well... never... "A 31-year-old man has been taken to hospital with serious injuries after a shooting downtown on Charles Street, between Yonge and Balmutto streets at around 4:30 a.m."Toronto Homicide Squad rounding...

Because it's 2018

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s “gender equity” budget is as shallow and ideologically-driven as he is, professor Jordan B. Peterson says. “It’s almost impossible to overstate how shallow that comment is and how not only shallow, but it’s also casually malevolent in an unconscious sense because he...

Vancouver? Drugs?

Who would've thought...VANCOUVER — "A Vancouver businessman & CEO, Vincent Ramos, who owns Phantom Secure, alleged to have sold encrypted BlackBerrys to international drug-trafficking organizations has been charged in the U....

Ambushed... backshot...

...that sounds so familiar..."26-year-old Nnamdi Ogba, was shot to death on Friday night on a street in the Scarlettwood Court housing complex in Toronto's west end. Both suspects are described as black men with thin builds."********** UPDATE: Come for the bowling... ...stay for the firefight..."Toronto detective Rob Choe has identified the victims as Thanh Tien Ngo, 32 & Ruma Amar, 29. Police...

And that's a death sentence...

...for you and you and you...The managing director of the Institute for Research and Development on Inclusion and Society, which advocates for people with disabilities, calls the case “profoundly disturbing.” “I think it reflects concerns that a number of ethicists and legal experts across the country have been expressing about the lack of safeguards in the system. This is the problem: medical assistance...

Your New York Times... Curing the World...

...one life-changing issue at a time... Oh, look... here's a story the Times apparently missed..."City with Highest Per Capita Murder Rate Starts Defense Fund for Illegal Alie...

A couple of years at...

..."Re-education Camp" and he'll be good as new...I'm so old, I remember when we had free speech...It is unwise to ask difficult questions, comrade.********** RELATED: Hey, Toronto... wanna save kids lives? Bulldoze Flemingdon Park..."A 15-year-old boy is in hospital after being shot multiple times...

THE SAD TRUTH IS 33 YEARS LATER, HE STILL BEATS JUSTIN TO THE PUNCH...

OTTAWA – NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh declared Thursday that he accepts the findings of the Canadian inquiry into the Air India bombing and condemns all that were behind the horror that killed more than 300 people off the coast of Scotland in 1985.Wait a minute... is Jaggi just covering his meat?Funny how...

A very special invisible friend

During his hypothetical account of what happened that night, Simpson claims he and Charlie confronted Nicole and Goldman. After Goldman allegedly became aggressive, Charlie followed him into the house. “At that time, I think Charlie had followed this guy in, to make sure there was no problem, and...

No wonder they can't ever...

...win a war...French authorities have fined a bread baker €3,000 ($3,700) for keeping his bakery open seven days a week, when the laws stipulate a mandatory day off. Cédric Vaivre, who plies his trade as a baker in the small town of Lusigny-sur-Barse in north-central France, was found to have kept his bakery open every day during the summer of 2017 and now must pay a substantial penalty for having...

Next up... scary escalator challenge

The further trials and tribulations of... Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit...********** FROM THE COMMENTS:"She's only there to re-build the temple of Doom. A few more blood sacrifices and she'll be back on top again."********** RELATED: Remember, she's better than you[Clinton’s remarks] articulate what...

OTOH, I'm sure Justin's gonna set up...

...a Burglars Insurance Fund..."A 20-year-old man has been cleared of murdering a trespasser in his home by stabbing him with half a garden shears. It was the first murder case defended under the Defence and the Dwelling Act, a law that gave latitude to homeowners protecting their property."♫ "Gypsies,...

Stephen William Hawking, 1942 - 2018

“I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken-down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dar...

Ephemera no more

"Researchers at Yale are working to solve this problem by creating a kind of digital Rosetta Stone, a universal translator, through an emulation infrastructure that will live onlin...

Fighting fire with, uh...

...sweet baby jebus..."A long-time Toronto psychiatrist, Dr. Melvyn Iscove, who believes homosexuality is a “sexual disorder” that can be "overcome"... engaged in mutual masturbation and oral sex with two male patients on different occasions during therapy sessions, and once had anal intercourse with...

A real timesaver...

...pull it out, dust it off... hit enter...Call it "white privilege", but most of the guys I know wanna die of a surfeit of cognac, female company and fine cigars.Police say 31-year-old Dwayne Anthony Vidal was shot in the area of Mount Olive Drive and Kipling Avenue shortly before 6 p.m. on Saturday.FWIW,...

SHUTUP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

♫ "Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner... in the night" ♫“Don’t do this. Also, I want to be clear that a flamethrower is a super terrible idea. Definitely don’t buy one." "Unless you like fun.”Or perhaps, you're a fan of the more classical iteration... "a bag of insane flaming...

You think, maybe... you'd want to...

...save a little something for "date night"...It opens on Narcissister — nude, save a black garter belt, stockings and heels. Splotches of white paint mark her body; red pigtails and a signature Barbie doll mask obscure her face. As she fights her way through the birth canal, a chorus of angelic voices...

More Rainbows & Unicorn farts

♫ "Let's go up to the lab... and see what's on the slab" ♫"Decriminalizing harder drugs is not a step that Canada is looking at taking at this point," Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said at a town hall meeting in Edmonton last month.Yeah... tell that to Vancouver...With overdose deaths once again on...

Dave's really not here, man

♫ "Wash away my troubles... wash away my pain... With the rain in Shambala Wash away my sorrow... wash away my shame... With the rain in Shambala" ♫What to do with that Masters Degree... in LGBTQWERTY studies.********** RELATED: You, too, can be a Climate BarbieCatherine McKenna, the 47-year-old Trudeau...

Magic is all about misdirection

Some guy, somewhere, got shot... details at, well... never...********** RELATED: Don't be black, don't be black... ...SUNUVABITCH!!! ********** RELATED2: No need to worry... ...it's just another "succumbing"...On Saturday, March 10, 2018, at 5:44 p.m., officers responded to a call for a shooting...

I blame the...

..."National Penis Association"...There's simply no way to tell how many commercial air travellers have been permanently traumatised. ********** RELATED: Ride the Rocket"Ross said the TTC is taking a long, hard look at the incident....

Brave New World

♫ "The world that we used to know... people tell me it don't turn no more" ♫ When a gunman started shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, two Miramar SWAT team members did what comes naturally: They went to help. Now they’ve been suspended for it.********** RELATED: Ask Jordan Peterson..."I...

Winning... Five Minutes At A Time

Part of the explanation consists of simple history and mission, PragerU was founded by Dennis Prager in 2009, long before Trump appeared on the political landscape in any meaningful way. They didn’t do any “I hate Obama, he’s the Devil” videos throughout the Obama presidency, either, so why would they do pro- or anti-Trump videos now?********** RELATED: The Chimp-O-Sphere fights back...Thank heavens,...

Dating tips for a "Post-National" Canada

...#47 • A Middle-Eastern Dick Waving Contest isn't always as much fun it sounds..."After 24-year-old Christina Voelzing was fatally shot on Easter Sunday 2016, Hassan Khalid dragged her body to the living room of her Bells Corners house and hid his gun. Behnam Yaali fled town, on the run for her homicide."It...

PM "Once Upon A Time" does it again

“Our Minister for Science, Kirsty Duncan, is a Nobel Prize-winning scientist,” said Trudeau on Tuesday, while touting the role women who come from scientific fields have in his caucus.Except, of course... that she isn't.It’s not the first time members of the Trudeau cabinet have run into issues with...

No, Mr President... you are wrong...

South Africa is so much more than a mere stoneage shithole..."On Sunday night Julius Malema, founder of the Economic Freedom Fighters, a South African political party, called on his followers to go after the white man and cut the throat of whiteness."nb... Julius Sello Malema previously served as President...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"A bit different from when I attended college, when we held a peaceful and silent vigil following the decision of The Heidelberg to eliminate 'Dollar Pitcher Thursdays.' Sadly, it didn't work. But we were able to save the fifty cent rail shots, so... 'Power to the people!'" *Raises clenched fi...