Gawds forbid you use an actual...

...picture of the actual people who are involved...It was removed after the department “determined that some of the details and descriptions provided were inconsistent with the values of the UW spirit program and department of athletics.”This was a no-brainer. Even all my junk mail from Sears and Crappy...

Just another dumbass junkie...

...albeit with a fiercely glowing weapons grade platinum AMEX card...The official told AP Prince was found unconscious on the plane and given a shot of Narcan, which is a so-called ‘save-shot’ used in suspected opioid overdoses, when the jet was on the tarmac.Just another casualty of the "because it feels good" generation."Remember that naked restaurant in London that we told you about last week with...

The Diversity Chronicles

The teens were reportedly tied to chairs, beaten, forced to perform sex acts and moved to different locations in the Flemingdon Road area of Lawrence Heights over the course of two days. Police also said the teens were forced to play Russian roulette with a loaded handgun.********** UPDATE: They do like their "streetnames"...Police arrested 19-year-old Quinton Gardiner, who is suspected of being...

Ask a Librano

Of course... you might not like the answer...Reading is about to become more expensive – and difficult – in Newfoundland and Labrador. To close a budget deficit, the province has announced it is closing 54 of 95 libraries. The move comes just days after Newfoundland became the country’s first province...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Someone’s gotta develop a condom ap...

How many of these Eco-Warriors...

...donated big scratch to the Liberal Party of Ontario?Five Ontario drivers who purchased a Porsche Spyder hybrid, which retails for about $1.1 million, got $5,000 rebates from the province’s electric vehicle incentive program last year. The province also provided similar rebates for dozens of other...

Words of wisdom from the socialist...

.. who couldn't even negotiate an agreement with Ontario's teachers unions...It speaks volumes that Justin Trudeau's point man in the War against Terro... excuse me... "bad people" who do "bad things" that have absolutely no connection to any known religion trots out all the same old tired cliches. With...

I guess some Liberal deadlines...

...are more important than others..."We are being very careful, we can't say whose head it was," army spokesman Major Felimon Tan told reporters, adding that tests would be carried out to identify the victim. He said Abu Sayyaf militants had threatened to behead one of four captives on Monday if the...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Global warming scientists have experienced 235% extra greening from taxpayer funded studies in the same perio...

CBC's ""#catchthesniper" hornswoggle

Dear Steve Rukavina... Not presuming to question your obviously vast & eclectic firearms expertise, but I wager I could take Wendy Mesley to a gun range and have her hitting man-sized targets at 200 meters over iron sights before our coffee got cold."Toronto police Det. Sgt. Tam Bui believes a highly trained sniper who shot and killed a Toronto man in his driveway last fall may be in Montreal."FWIW,...

It didn't stop Justin either

Hillary’s breathtaking lack of concrete achievements or even minimal initiatives over her long public career doesn’t faze her admirers a whit. They have a religious conviction of her essential goodness and blame her blank track record on diabolical sexist obstructionists.True believers... the scariest people on the planet. ********** RELATED: Despicable, despicable peo...

He's just so good...

...at so many things...“Really any military equipment is just so helpful,” gushed Saudi Arabia’s defence minister Mohammad bin Salman Al Saud. “We’ll now be much more efficient in our policing of the Shi’a minority. Mass arrests and public execution of political dissidents will be a breeze with the...

From our voluminous...

..."if I had a son, he'd look like... [insert name of felon here]" file...The 40-year-old rapper — whose real name is William Leonard Roberts II — was in Washington, D.C. to support the administration’s My Brother’s Keeper initiative, which aims to keep young black people out of jail. Barack Obama...

The same way they fixed...

...Ontario's power generation crisis...The health ministry has approved a plan that front-line doctors fear will create an even deeper health care crisis: outsourcing hundreds of allogeneic transplants to three American centres at a cost of more than $100 million (U.S.). So far, the program has proved a hard sell. Only 19 of 202 patients approved for transplants to date in Cleveland, Buffalo and...

The folks who teach your children...

...right from wrong...Ranked number 6 overall is the Ontario Secondary School Teachers' Federation (OSSTF). It's the biggest donor among the public-sector unions.OSSTF... that sounds so familiar...Taxpayers will of course be footing the bill, estimated to be around $63 million. This is on top of compensation to fund more days off, extended sick leave and maternity leave for both teachers and support...

Oops... looks like they forgot...

...to refer to it as "a friendly neighbourhood bar"...Toronto police say three people were injured in a stabbing at an uptown bar on Sunday night. Around 11:30 p.m., a patron at the African House on Jane Street near Wilson allegedly tried to leave with his beer and was stopped by staff on his way out. “An argument ensued,” Staff-Sgt. Ian Lamond said.Yeah... an argument with a deadly weapon.Police...

Apparently, she wasn't as fluent...

..as she thought...“They spoke to each other in a language that only they could understand. And I can’t put into words or make you understand for anyone who didn’t know Stacey how much she loved these tigers and how much this zoo family loved her.”How do you say "love" in Tiger? My suggestion would be... "from behind a very solid set of hardened steel bar...

Because... racism

The heartless killer whose hail of gunfire outside the Duke of York Tavern in 2008 killed Bailey Zaveda and seriously injured four others says his aboriginal heritage should get him a shorter sentence. It’s a terrifying thought. Weese was a career criminal with a frighteningly long history of gun violence.What... it wasn't a farmer, hunter or target shooter with a legally owned firearm? That's...

Look... Justin's a busy man-child...

...and it's not like these two guys are either Syrian... or refugees... A video has emerged of two Canadians who are being held hostage by Abu Sayyaf gunmen in the Philippines, appealing to the Canadian government to pay their ransom. Canadians John Ridsdel and Robert Hall warn they will be beheaded if their ransom is not paid within the next 10 days.I'm guessing these two guys would have been ecstatic...

What appears to be...

...a stunning reversal of a longstanding CBC policy to not provide physical descriptions of urban shooting suspects...Maybe the Mother Corp felt this "statistical anomaly"... WAS THE ACTUAL STORY? BREAKING: The CBC won't identify certain killers... ...even after they've been arrested. ********** UPDATE:...

Chaos Thinking

If Bootless Clem in Owsley County says “n!gger,” it could create a ripple effect that leads to a proud young African-American genius being barred from admission to a prestigious Ivy League university. If Fartmaster Chad at Kegger House wears a tiny sombrero on his head during his frat’s “tequila sunrise”...

72 Virgins Dating Service

"We arrange the meeting... the rest is up to you."********** RELATED: In other Middle East news...Foreign Affairs Minister Stephane Dion is insisting that he would have canceled the deal if he had proof of human rights abuses in the theocratic dictatorship, but he'll be open to retroactively killing...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Don’t see the big deal. Just make a cartoon picture of a boy straddling a little girl while he’s choking her and draw that red circle with a slash through it over top." "Problem solved."********** RELATED: Brave new city Chill 'em and grill 'em... a new low for Toronto's beleagured "northwest" war zone...A man’s body that was found badly charred in a fire pit in a North York park was likely...

SHUTUP AND...

...TAKE MY MONEY...Attaching chainsaws to drones is almost always a terrible idea, and a Darwin Award in the making. And depending on the definition of "weapon," it’s also possibly illegal in several states.Speaking of genius... just another brainstorm from the folks who brought you Windows Vista...

Prime Minister Care Bear...

...to push for Jesuits to formally apologise for 1649 incident enticing legendary tribe of vegan pacifists to cross over to the dark side......In related news, Italian Foreign Minister Paolo Gentiloni is offering up his sincere regrets to the Carthaginians on the excesses of the Third Punic War. ********** RELATED:...

Not your Daddy's...

...comic book superhero...In what can only be described as some unholy marriage of the Three Stooges and a Michael Bay movie, battered bodies fly in all directions, engulfed in a shower of spit, blood, and broken glass. Guns are fired. Eyes are gouged. Tea is bagg...

The only piece that's missing...

...from the Liberal "Campaign Finance Reform" puzzle...TORONTO -- Last night’s lavish Political Contributions Reform Gala hosted by the Ontario Liberal Party featured the province’s most prominent corporate and union lobbyists. “We can’t reform the way we receive questionable donations without your...

Beautiful, beautiful PILF Trudeau...

...pisses off Amnesty International by abandoning imprisoned blogger Raif Badawi to 10 years in Saudi jail and 1,000 lashes..."Obviously we want to be able to help," Trudeau said in an interview with Montreal radio station 98.5 FM. "Sometimes, pushing too hard, too quickly has harmful consequences for the people you want to try to help."You think Mr Badawi, who has already received the first installment...

#BlackLivesMustReallyReallyMatter

An outspoken member of Black Lives Matter Toronto is being sued after leaving her job with UofT’s student union with a $277,508 severance deal that included 1,975 hours of overtime. The union wants former executive director Sandra “Sandy” Hudson and her co-defendants — who allegedly approved the package — to jointly pay it back, along with another $200,000 in damages for breach of fiduciary duty.Not...

You really want to save lives?

Forget about "assault" rifles... ban swimming pools..."Centers for Disease Control and Prevention figures showed that in 2010... the number of children killed in unintentional drowning deaths was sixteen times higher than the number of children killed in unintentional gun-related deaths."But that's not gonna happen, is it. Well... how about we reconcile the perpetual hypocrisy of the lunatic left...

No wonder...

...people don't trust the news anymore...Seriously. Well, on to today's media-manufactured crisis. It boggles the mind what lengths "professional" journalists will go to these days... (plus, it seems this unfortunate little flower would have acquired a certain amount of immunity to unsettling imagery...

Jurassic Cow

Don't these folks ever go to the movies?The case against both rewilding and making aurochs is that too little is known about how all of these species would interact with each other. The results of releasing aurochs might be difficult to predict.I shudder to imagine what an impressively horned animal 10 foot tall at the shoulder might do as it careens through a sleepy little Swedish farm tow...

It's called "dead tree media"...

...for a reason...The online story not only beat the local daily paper, but she also included a short video from the crime scene, assuring viewers that “I’m working hard on this [murder] investigation.” Then Monday came and Hilde had to go back to third grade. She is 9.Bravo. ********** RELATED: Professional Journalists, my arse...Long-time politician Bas Balkissoon doesn’t want to talk about...

Black Threats Matter Too...

...unless you're the Liberal premier of Ontario...The Black Lives Matter Toronto group has come under fire over a tweet by one of its co-founders. On Feb. 9, Yusra Khogali tweeted, "Plz Allah give me strength to not cuss/kill these men and white folks out here today. Plz plz plz," according to Newstalk...

Justice is not just blind...

...apparently it's also a little tone-deaf...OTTAWA — The Liberal Party of Canada is selling $500 tickets to a private Toronto reception with Justice Minister Jody Wilson-Raybould, just as Ontario Liberal ministers have been ordered not to attend such fundraisers to avoid the appearance of selling exclusive...

Mark Steyn rose and...

...responded to the hilarity ••• "I’m slightly amazed at our colleagues’ ability to get big laughs on gang rape." "Madame Arbour scoffs at the ‘newfound feminists’ over here. I’m not much of a feminist, but I draw the line at the 3-year-old getting raped and the 7-year-old getting gang-raped in...

What's not to love?

A fantastical female fairytale creature... apparently trapped in a man's body..."I am the Dragon Lady, a pre-op M2F (male to female) transgender in the process of morphing into a human dragon, becoming a reptoid as I shed my human skin and my physical appearance and my life as a whole leaving my humanness...

"People sleep peaceably..."

"...in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf...""Our job is to defend democracy, not practice i...

Redefining "safe spaces"

Some folk apparently have more "human rights" than others..."An Ottawa public servant who was fired for slapping his boss across the face has been reinstated and awarded $25,000 in damages for the pain and suffering he endured by having his human rights abridged."There's an interesting precedent......

Hey... some of her best friends...

...are "People of Colour", I'm sure..."The chemical, biological, radiological, nuclear and explosive unit was called in to investigate the home of Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne, the day after a candlelight vigil by the activist group Black Lives Matter."It couldn't possibly be that the Premier of Ontario is scared of Black folk... right? ********** UPDATE: Damage control, Librano style"Wynne acknowledged...

What was the government...

...that Justin Trudeau said he admired most of all? -- "How long do you think a 'Goebbels Burgers' joint, even one intended to be ironic, would last in L.A.?"The lunatic left and their strange preoccupatio...