26 February 2008

Mount Cherniak erupts yet again

"I'm still working on the proof... but I'm gonna spew all this defamatory shit anyway..."

"I must also stress that I am not accusing the Conservative Party of some sort of anti-Estonian bias."
Well, Jason... that's a relief, but really... is that what they taught you about "evidentiary issues" at the Outer Mongolian Law School?

I guess "de troot is de troot", huh?

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UPDATE: Houston... we have a problem...

Cherniak asks: What are the Conservatives going to do about this?

Umm, let's see: hire Mr. Erikson a lawyer, and file a libel claim?
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MORE 'GREAT MOMENTS' IN CHERNIAK:

Surely you remember... "I'm not really saying... that Olivia Chow is a dirty cheater..."
"The rumour around TO (Let me be very clear; I am not suggesting that the rumour is true. I am only stating that it is out there.) is that Olivia Chow won because NDP supporters from across the city voted early and often at different polling stations in Trinity-Spadina."
Or how about this classic, incisive analysis...
"Did I call Stephen Harper an "asshole"? Yes I did. If you don't think it is proper to call the Prime Minister an "asshole" out of respect for the office, then surely you also agree that an asshole shouldn't be in the office in the first place."
Shameless, self-promoting Sherlock Cherniak... the Gomer Pyle of the virulent lefto-sphere.

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10 comments:

Paul Canniff said...

As Cherniak's law school mentor once observed, "Well, Your Honor. We've plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence."

Honey Pot said...

We can just thank our lucky stars he is working for the liberals.

I have read is blog, and I just know he was one of those children in a streaming program they just kicked up to the next grade to get rid of him.

Neo Conservative said...

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i just love how things are never actually ever cherniak's fault.

it actually brings a smile to my face... as he starts to awkwardly bob and weave... and spin his hapless tales.

let me explain...

back in the mid nineties... "someone" chucked a complete roll of toilet paper into our crapper.

when i rounded up the "usual suspect"... to try to impress the gravity of the offense upon his be-diapered self... my young son very quickly dimed out his best friend and constant companion, aka "white bear".

to be absolutely fair, i thought it was a pretty impressive performance for someone who had, only very recently, begun speaking in complete sentences.

that's what i think of... every time jason tries to explain away his latest idiocy.

jason cherniak makes me laugh.

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Honey Pot said...

He makes me laugh to. He sort of reminds me of a loyal dog. A retarded one, but loyal none the less.

Neo Conservative said...

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"honey pot says... sort of reminds me of a loyal dog"

victor over at the phantom observer calls him "jason cheerleader".

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Anonymous said...

Gollee..."Gomer Pyle"...heh, that's a good one.

Anonymous said...

When I read this, I just thought that Steve Janke has no competition. Oh, yeah, and if I ever need a lawyer, I'm not hiring Cherniak.

JA Goneaux said...

Can't we volunteer Cherniak to represent some of our terrorist suspects? Or the censorious going after Macleans?

Don't they deserve such highly qualified legal representation?

Crzymamma said...

Jason has removed the post and has offered an apology. Sweet.

Neo Conservative said...

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short memory, absolutely not an ounce of shame.

as ah-nuld once famously said... he'll be back.

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