29 February 2012

Rest in Peace... and obscurity

You start shilling for the Breathe-Rite Nasal Strips of the television world... you've gotta know your days as a serious journalistic enterprise are truly over...
more botox tv

"The Real Housewives franchise comes to Canada for the first time with the promise of 'all the juiciest storylines, drama, power, wealth and glamour that viewers love about the huge, international hit franchise'.”
How exactly is it... people refuse to recognise that "reality" tv is the most over-manipulated, cynically manufactured string of dog turds in the entire media universe.

I mean, you've seen someone eat their first donkey penis... isn't it all really downhill from there?

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

i have had a couple of real housewives. they bothe were hot. i lved them both.

Neo Conservative said...

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that's the spirit, nonny... embrace the fantasy.

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Anonymous said...

Just saw another Kardashian show. Didn't know there was a demand for ANY Kardashian show.

I think we are scraping the bottom of the barrel where you can get a show when the only line on your resume is "least talented Kardashian"

Neo Conservative said...

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somebody remind me... why exactly is this carefully choreographed fluff called "reality" tv?

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