29 February 2016

Two words I never imagined...

...I'd ever put together in a sentence...omgVaginal Kungfu.


4 comments:

Bill Elder said...

"Holistic sex and relationship coach" = campus hooker and kink

Warn me next time Neo, I'm wiping coffee off my laptop screen

They just keep getting dumber don't they

Neo Conservative said...

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note that there are actually two links in this post. you can click on the text, as well as on the picture to get a fuller picture of what is going on here.

i have to admit i'm a little conflicted. after those initial awkward teenage years, i came to the conclusion that sex can and should be a good & powerful thing... and that anything that makes it better for the responsible, consenting individuals involved... well, also a good thing.

note, however, that this woman makes humourous reference to an acolyte of vaginal kungfu who allegedly sent a few unfortunate men to the hospital emergency room, presumably with some sort of traumatic penile injuries.

even if she's making that story up... that's disturbing in an entirely different sort of way.

in closing, i would say... much like your everyday comic book superhero... with great power, comes great responsibility.

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Bill Elder said...

Sorry Neo, my frame of reference on it has no such lofty bromides, I see damaged female with massive penis envy complexes trying to weaponize sex.

From my formative years onward I had always felt that sex is as therapeutic as a vacation or a god glass of single malt scotch or a Cuban cigar - each encounter memorable and satisfying on many levels - but I limited my encounters to females who genuinely like men

- there's too many man haters and psysho-twats out there now that the nation has gone full blown neurotic - I would warn young men to be cautious who they bed because sex is no longer a matter of just 2 people in a pleasurable activity, there is a sexual monage these days. When you climb into bed with your latest casual conquest it's likely you are sharing that bed with a lawyer, a politician, an STD and an SJW or psychiatrist's failue. The repercussions could dog you for decades

Neo Conservative said...

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"bill elder says... damaged female with massive penis envy complexes trying to weaponize sex."

beyond the obvious narcissist tendencies, i won't presume to know what this woman's personal agenda is... but would i be concerned if my son brought home a vociferous, vocal proponent of "vaginal kungfu"?

i confess the answer would have to be yes.

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