26 February 2016

Trudeau makes Nobel shortlist...

...for latest effort to thematically unify Canada...would anybody really be surprised

“I have a feeling that I may well be explaining my choice by saying ‘because it’s 2017,’” said Trudeau, when asked who he was considering for the office. ‘It’s important that we have a Governor General who looks like Canada does.”

Trudeau then winked at the audience, before hissing like a goose and flapping his arms.
Vimy Ridge, Juno Beach... to Teletubbie land...the good vegan fight
"I can see no better way to fight that good fight than by encouraging ISIS to develop environmentally sustainable practices when conducting their terrorist acts."
Is it really that hard to imagine?


9 comments:

Ron said...

I would prefer that to anyone from the CBC...

Neo Conservative said...

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no worries, ron... i strongly suspect that there was only one real candidate under consideration... and that his lordship will shortly appoint his wife to the post.

i imagine the party faithful would eat that up like cotton candy.

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Bill Elder said...

Whoever the Goose Is picked by PM Selflove, I can guarantee it will not come from a western Canadian migration path.

Anonymous said...

Probably a Muslim. Omar Khadr?

Neo Conservative said...

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"bill elder says... it will not come from a western Canadian migration path."

no... most definitely not.

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Anonymous said...

I didn't know they gave out Nobels for idoiocy, but then, Obama... maybe there's a Nobel for blathering talking points or lisping that we don't know about, then it would make even more sense... give the nit-wit a prize.

Neo Conservative said...

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here's everything you need to know... the 1994 nobel peace prize was awarded to homicidal terrorist fuck yasser arafat.

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TheTooner said...

Neo Conservative, don't you think he'll give his mother a turn at GG before his wife?

Neo Conservative said...

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"thetooner says... he'll give his mother a turn at GG"

actually that makes perfect sense. the only woman he doesn't pander to is the half-sister he and the rest of the family won't even acknowledge. justin t... a feminist when it suits his mood.

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