01 October 2015

I'm with Chuck Darwin...

...inevitably, some less capable members of the herd are gonna fall by the wayside.

Or, as CTV would have you believe... "Merciless Calgary killer stalking weak-willed, ill spoken dumbasses"...

crack the ripper

"At first, I didn't like it; I'd get sick," he told CTV Calgary. "I kind of just did it because it was always around. Eventually, I got over the sickness of it, and that's when it started to become enjoyable."
Oh my goodness, yes... a crafty, elusive serial killer...
"Fentanyl kills. Fentanyl could be hiding in any drug you're taking."
Good Gawd... you turn the corner and fentanyl bashes you over the head and jumps down your throat.

I have to say, in my many decades on this gawd-forsaken rock I am no stranger to pharmaceuticals, (both legal & other) but I have yet to meet this elusive, merciless killer. What have I been doing right?


UPDATE: Speaking of drugs

For Justin, it's Job #1
"An elected Liberal government would begin working to legalize and regulate marijuana 'right away,'" Justin Trudeau says."
(h/t reader rich)


RELATED: Of course, some of us...

...have other priorities...
"Dear Justin Trudeau and Thomas Mulcair,"
(via SDA)


LAST WORD: Why should Caitlyn Jenner...

...get all the fame?
The psychologist put in numbing eyedrops - acquired by Jewel during a special visit to Canada - and then a couple of drops of drain cleaner in each eye.

Jewel said: "It hurt, let me tell you. My eyes were screaming and I had some drain cleaner going down my cheek burning my skin.

"But all I could think was 'I am going blind, it is going to be okay.'"
Anybody got an extra award of courage hanging around?


Rich said...

Tovarich Tom and Just-In should both announce ASAP that legalizing all marijuana use will be THE FIRST item of parliamentary business should they be elected ...obviously this is warranted by the lack of other issues which might first require their attention .
If niqabs could be made from marijuana, we'd have a toofer.

Neo Conservative said...

they're gonna need bags of weed to lull the populace into a stupor if they spend even half of what they're promising.

but surely canadians aren't stupid enough to go full retard, er... i mean socialist.


Frances said...

Obviously they feel the need to speed the rot of the teenage brain so the resulting adults will be sheeple. Or do they think the latest batch of scientists sounding the alarm are the pot equivalent of climate change deniers?

Anonymous said...

Neo....it has been my observation that over 60% of Canadians will vote socialist all the time. it has been an accident of mathematical probabilities that we ever elect a conservative government, of course our conservative governments are just socialist lite, so you would think the populace would be happy with such a result. so says old white guy.

Neo Conservative said...

the academic sytem tilted hard left from the 60's onwards and we are reaping that harvest. the media has abandoned any pretense of fairness and celebutards are now held up as viable leaders.

doing hard drugs is currently seen as a lifestyle choice, not a failure of character. one can choose to be male, female or some strange hybrid in between. we embrace criminals as victims of society... and welcome uneducated immigrants with hostile idealogies with open arms.

i knew things were truly lost when my primary school age son told me that he could no longer play tag on the playground because someone might get hurt.

it is a miracle that the conservatives ever got elected. the sheeple have been herded & thoroughly dipped in the marxist-leninist kool-ade.