16 July 2012

Predator UAV to be renamed "Soother"

As part of the sweeping "female friendly" military update program, the air force is doing away with phallic black plastic "joystick" controls...

mad, mad politically correct world

"We're thinking something along the lines of, say... the Ford Focus... in a variety of pastel colors and fabrics," said Col. P. Whipt.


4 comments:

Frances said...

And no more bananas on the menu, either ;-)

Neo Conservative said...

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i trust everyone clicked on the picture to get to the link?

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Frances said...

Did click on the picture - are they going back to designing heads as in sailing days, or is everyone going to have to use the facilities like the Muslim police chief in South Africa who objects to sharing with blacks?

I suspect the resulting gender-neutral biffies will be even smellier as sailors aim and miss. Also, neo - what was clogging up the urinals?

Neo Conservative said...

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"frances says... suspect the resulting gender-neutral biffies will be even smellier as sailors aim and miss"

hey, c'mon... you know guys ALWAYS lift the seat and take careful aim... and never, ever fail to carefully wipe the rim after peeing.

my guess is the navy has no idea what a problem they have created here in the name of social progress.

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