-- NEW YORK -- New York City plans to capture pesky geese that threaten planes departing area airports and send them to Pennsylvania to be cooked for meals for the poor, city officials said.
The city will pay for the capture and transport of the geese to facilities in Pennsylvania where they will be distributed to Pennsylvania food banks, a spokesman for the city’s Department of Environmental Protection said.
To PETA... or not to PETA
Yup, a definite win-win situation... and I'm not just talking about all those new-age hippie wannabes bleeding from both ears.
