21 October 2006

How about we give them whistles instead?

Liberal MP Mark Holland is taking a break from being outraged about Belinda, to being uncomfortable with firearms.

"I'm not comfortable with the idea of border officers training other border officers on how to use weapons," Liberal MP Mark Holland said. "This may be a way to try to shortcut the process -- and we could be taking major risks in terms of safety by cutting those corners."
You're right Mark, I'm way more comfortable with Canadian Customs Officers running away like little children, every time there's a rumour about someone with a weapon approaching the Canadian border.

Hey, how about we gave our guys rape whistles? If there's trouble, maybe they could summon American officers from the other side of the border.

Safety break! Nobody works... nobody gets hurt.

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