28 December 2016

SHUT...UP...

...AND TAKE MY MONEY...not a flamethrower

"We’ll be honest: we read the included explanation many times, because we were absolutely convinced that this was going to be the straw that broke the camel’s back and sent us all to prison."
It gets better...insert alt text here
So you open up your bag of insane flaming onslaught, and read the hilariously brief instruction manual: Step nine is just a picture of a guy launching a jet of fire.

Rest assured, there were only two reactions possible, and they were either A) excited gibberish, or B) stunned, open-mouthed silence.
This must be what it was like to be a Viking.


7 comments:

Bill E said...

Just what the doctor ordered to defeat armor.... and dandelions

Neo Conservative said...

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mrs neo just saw the page and said, "no... no way!"

i think i can soften her up if i work on it.

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Bill E said...

Just tell her you guarantee a weedless lane way ;-)

I.C. Nielsen said...


Badass

Ed said...

Dynamite also fixes the dandelion problem. Pretty sure I saw that on Red Green.

Neo Conservative said...

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when i first saw this this i thought back to when my son was a toddler.

coulda been the coolest dad ever.

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Anonymous said...

Quite helpful for weed control in the garden, peas through superior firepower and all that...