19 May 2008

Uber-compassionate Canadian Press...

Apparently really, really feels poor ol' Joe Clark's... "alleged non-pain."
"Clark says he had expected the prime minister to be there but understands the unpredictable nature of the job."
But CP, of course... gets inside the former Prime Minister's head, to reveal... he's actually just hiding his bitter, wounded tears.
"He (Clark) swears there are no hard feelings."
There is, of course, only one way to interpret that remark.

That cold, heartless bastard, Stephen Harper.

Just thank your lucky stars for the Canadian Press.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"It's a familiar technique. I often hear Fife 'n Ollie tell us how the PM and cabinet 'really' feel, or what they 'really' meant."
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