07 February 2008

This compulsive serial self-Googler...

May finally be one toke over the line...

"The Wicked Witches of the West and East - plus their Muslim-loathing Winged Monkeys, and the Freespeech Martyrs Brigade, Levant and Steyn - have also devoted lots and lots of space to it, in some cases sneering that I am a pedophile, that I made it all up, that I am a Nazi, and so on."
I don't wanna harsh your mellow Special K... but it sounds like you're straying into "Lucy" Warman territory here.
"Immodestly, all of this suggests to me that the things I have been writing on this web site about racism, anti-Semitism and human rights have perhaps had an impact."
Or maybe Warren... you just need to take a couple weeks in Cancun... snag some rays... loll around on the beach?

'Cos you're sounding a little stressed out here, bro.

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LAST WORD: Why he's called Special K...

Rumour has it... he got his law degree from a cereal box.
"I contacted Kinsella to advise him that I was legal counsel for Blazing Catfur. I didn't expect what came next."

"First, Kinsella demanded to know if I was licensed to practise law in Ontario. I thought it was a trick question: all Canadian lawyers now have the right to practise law across the country."

"I thought Kinsella was just joking around, but he wasn't -- he genuinely didn't know that, and he told me he was going to immediately (it was Sunday night, if I recall) write a letter to the Law Society to put a stop to my shenanigans!"
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7 comments:

snap crackle, pop said...

Heh...Special K/Krispies...the pressure of being a buffoon is clearly eroding his faculties.

Anonymous said...

but the public hangs on whats-his-name's every word!

correction said...

No, I think a tiny percentage of the public laughs their ass off at whats-his-name's foolishness, the vast majority of the public doesn't know who the hell whats-his-name is.

Anonymous said...

Poor Warren is looking more pathetic every day.
It's obvious he isn't very smart, his only skill is gutter politics and that's not working anymore.

burpnrun said...

Gomery had it right. WK is merely a little clerk. Full of batshit self-importance, but just a little clerk after all.

JA Goneaux said...

I've seen twerps like Special K operate for years over on UseNet.

They state something particularly inane, then if you comment, you are obsessed with them. If you don't, then they take "silence is consent", and they are correct.

I bet he got beat up a lot as a kid. Most bullies did.

I said on another blog, I live in the same neighborhood as this asshole. If I see him with a camera in a public washroom my teenaged son also uses, I'll break him in half. Then I will call the cops.

lawyer's r us said...

Heh...Gasbag Special K. vs. Lionel Hutz vs. Lionel Putz...wotta piece of work, this meathead.