28 March 2019

The British government today announced...

...strict new "Grenade Control" legislation...insert alt text here

Despite sweeping gun control measures effectively banning private firearms ownership, a teenage boy has been shot dead in London, just minutes after a man in his thirties was stabbed in the head elsewhere in the increasingly crime-stricken British capital.
What on earth has happened to "jolly old England?"
One gang member told the Evening Standard how “In the last 10 years, since the Somalis and the Congolese came to London, they taught us a whole new level of violence.
It gets better... by which I mean worse...
Metropolitan Police announced they had uncovered a formidable arsenal of firearms and explosives including “three AK-47 assault rifles, one sub-machine gun, two shotguns, one revolver, one self-loading pistol, hundreds of rounds of ammunition, and 22 grenades” while raiding an industrial estate.