29 April 2017

Or you could even be Prime Minister

Who needs smarts or talent, you've got all that way cool Paris Hilton "name recognition"...

In her second job, as a “reporter” with NBC, she earned a whopping $600,000 a year for her hard-hitting human interest stories about folk music in the Ozarks and whether the Geico Gecko, who is not actually even real, is a well-recognized celebrity.


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

or you could be a reality star and become President.

Neo Conservative said...

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who has accomplished more in their life... trump or pierre-lite?

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Anonymous said...

old white guy says.............come on now Neo, that is a trick question right?

Anonymous said...

If making money but being a deeply flawed human being is an accomplishment then I guess you are right

Neo Conservative said...

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and as the millionaire trust fund baby entered the room, a shrill cry rang out... "justin, justin, show us your tits!!!"

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