02 December 2011

Never mind that "Oil" thing, bro...

..we're talkin' "Peak Virginity"...

you can almost smell the scienceAh infidel, you scoff... but behold... there is indisputable proof...

"In the report, Professor Kamal Subhi exemplified the point by describing what he experienced while sitting in a coffee shop in an unnamed Arab state."

"'All the women were looking at me," he wrote. "One made a gesture that made it clear she was available... this is what happens when women are allowed to drive,' he concluded."
Oh... my... gawd... it's just like the universally acknowledged & respected Chicken Little Theorem... substituting panties for sky, of course.

Perhaps Saudi scholars will finally get the respect they deserve.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Hmm... I love to get in my car and go for a drive, but it has never been THAT exciting. What am I doing wrong? ;)"
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UPDATE: You figure Globe & Mail editors...

...just peruse the blogosphere... then cobble up their own watered-down fuzzy-bunny versions of current events?
lame-ass politically correct globe & mailYou've gotta love this.

Suddenly, according to the Globe, there's a human rights activist in the mix... shifting focus from the nutty professor and his over-the-top allegations of uncontrollable whoring, induced homosexuality & a craving for pornography to...
"A report given to a high-level advisory group in Saudi Arabia claims that allowing women in the kingdom to drive could encourage premarital sex, a rights activist said Saturday."
You check out the first article from Fars News, you'll see that "encourage premarital sex"... doesn't quite cover it.

How a Globe editor gets from... insatiable nymphomaniacs who turn to porn and even... gasp... lesbianism... to satisfy their newly emergent vehicle-based baser urges... without slammin' back mescaline & vodka shooters is anybody's guess.

But, heck... we wouldn't want to offend anyone, right?

No wonder the print media is going down the shitter.


11 comments:

Frances said...

Message to the good Professor: "in your dreams". I doubt the lady in question was that desperate.

Neo Conservative said...

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"frances says... the lady in question"

look again, frances... the actual quote was... "all the women were looking at me".

apparently professor subhi imagines he has this sort of effect on women in general.

i guess an infidel like me just can't be expected to figure out the subtle complexity of the will of allah.

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syncrodox said...

wolf of allah..?

Natasha said...

Driving and losing virginity? How? Are the women sitting on the stick shifts?

Neo Conservative said...

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"natasha asks... Driving and losing virginity? How?"

uh... well... the good professor didn't get into specifics... but i can almost smell the science.

apparently, though... the prof is such a hottie that women simply can't resist him.

either that... or they're all sluts. no biggie, right?

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jwkozak91 said...

I think the "learned" "scholar" is trying to say that it would be easier for independently-mobile ladies to go out to get sumthin' sumthin'.

The "increased homosexuality and pr0n" thing, I don't get.

FYI, verification word is the town bike of "Sex and The City": "Samanta".

Neo Conservative said...

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"jwkozak91 says... it would be easier for independently-mobile ladies to go out to get sumthin' sumthin'."

assuming, of course, they're prepared... if somebody sees them out there bustin' a move... to have all of their male relatives (and, well... any other man who might be standing around)... to pelt them with big rocks until they're dead.

might be simpler (not to mention, safer) just to subscribe to netflix (or it's saudi equvalent) & dream about it... a normal life, i mean.

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jwkozak91 said...

Neo - from what I've read in National Geographic, the Saudi dating scene is already vehicle-centric:

On Saturday nights, young men cruise Riyadh while young women have their brothers drive them around. At red lights, potential mates open their windows/sunroofs and throw bits of paper at each other - on which they've written email addresses.

If young women could drive, they'd be cutting out the middle-MAN. And Dad would save mileage on his Escalade.

Joseph Williams said...

The think the reason the G&M toned down their story is the free speech chill brought to you by our various HR centres of PCness.

After all Ezra L and Mark S felt the breeze when all they did was repeat pictures and facts readily available elsewhere.

Section 13 be gone!!!

Neo Conservative said...

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if the best & brightest minds at king fahd u. are runnin' around spouting horseshit like this... what hope is there for even a semblance of democracy.

and shame on the globe & mail for their part in trying to normalise it.

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Anonymous said...

Hmm.. I love to get in my car and go...for a drive, but it has never been THAT exciting. What am I doing wrong? ;)

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