Snakes gonna snake

Forget about eating Tidepods...A woman in Indiana was found dead Wednesday with an eight-foot reticulated python wrapped around her neck, according to officials. Medics arrived at the house and "attempted life-saving measures" on 36-year-old Laura Hurst of Battle Ground, but were unsuccessf...

Homicide Squad rounding up local...

...farmers, hunters & skeet shooters...Toronto Police Chief Mark Saunders says five people — mostly teens — have been injured after a shooting at north of Black Creek Drive and Eglinton Avenue West in the city’s west end Wednesday evening. “If we’re going to get this right, it’s not a matter of...

Generation Deservedly Screwed

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions...That $25 billion ballooned to $70 billion. And Trudeau’s promise of a balanced budget has been replaced by a $93-billion deficit over the next four years. Canada has seen that cliff before in the disastrous legacy of Justin Trudeau’s...

Islamophobia, my hairy infidel arse!

Oh look... a couple of Ralph Goodale's homegrown Nazis...A man has been arrested in the vandalism of a Jewish structure in Georgina over the weekend. Saeed Ahmad, 35, was arrested Tuesday and is charged with mischief in relation to religious property. The same individual had posted a photo of Hitler...

The Usual, well... you know...

Police say the two were on the main floor of a house on Conron Place, located in the area of Weston Road and Lawrence Avenue West, at around 12:40 a.m. when two masked suspects started shooting at the residence.Stop 'em? They can't even disarm them. UPDATE: It gets better... by which I mean worse...It turns out the handcuffed suspect with the gun in the back of the police car not only had previous...

Fuck Cancel Culture

“The First Amendment is first for a reason. The Second Amendment is just in case the first one doesn’t work ou...

Well, Abu... the Great Satan Trump..."

"...is running away... I guess it's Miller Time"...RELATED: Smell that "professional" journalism Washington Post describes al-Baghdadi as “austere religious scholar.”********** LAST WORD: Shorter President Trump... "Well, guys... we didn't bring all these Hellfires all the way to the Middle East...

Meanwhile... I can't even get...

...a family physician...The taxpayer-funded program offers counselling and up to $15,000 to help defeated MPs transition from the House of Commons back to the civilian wor...

Not anticipating any real problems

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) is proposing a $10 billion federal program to help former convicts work in the marijuana industry. Can't wait for his "Hire Syrian Imams to straighten out chaotic women's shelters" progr...

Dessert, anyone?

POTUS posts secret recipe for... "Ragu al-Baghdadi"...Yeah... we're pulling out all our troops...nudge, nudge, wink, wink...Trump said al-Baghdadi was “whimpering and crying and screaming all the way” and commended the U.S. forces that successfully carried out the operation. “He died like a dog, he...

Brave New Fantasy World

You can be whatever you want to be...NEW YORK, NY—In an inspiring story from the world of professional cycling, a motorcyclist who identifies as a bicyclist has crushed all the regular bicyclists, setting an unbelievable world record. Professional motorcycle racer Judd E. Banner, the brave trans-vehicle...

C'est What?

Now you're just being "Le Dickhead"...Federal employees write too many English emails, says Official Languages Commissioner Raymond Théberge.It gets better... by which I mean wor...

Sometimes I really miss...

...my 10 year-old self..."The Internet has made us all proctologist...

Seems a little harsh, bro...

...are we sure he was just stealing them?"One of the last times Iran cut someone’s fingers off was in January 2018, when a 34-year-old was found guilty of 'stealing' sheep, the BBC reports."And speaking of cutting bits off people...An estimated 6,000 women and girls in Ireland have had their genitals mutilated, and experts warn that another 3,000 girls are currently at risk.********** MEANWHILE BACK...

It worked for Justin Trudeau

Bread, circuses and sweet, sweet Morpheus...Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) on Thursday unveiled his proposal to legalize marijuana nationwide at precisely 4:20 p.m. EST — an homage to what has been dubbed “Weed Da...

A little thing we like to call...

..."Natural Selection"..."The now-deceased men, Mark Williams and Mark Selkirk, died from liver disease related to their alcohol consumption. Both were denied potentially life-saving transplants based on their drinking habits."Mother Nature strengthens the gene by culling the halt, the lame and the...

Diversity is our... sweet baby jebus...

Not sure what freaks me out more... the guy who actually eats the bear dicks... or the allegedly elite eco-swat team that spent six long years on his trail...An Indian man, only identified as "Yarlen," was arrested Saturday after police allege that he cut off and ate sloth bear genitalia in an effort...

Use a Gun... You're Done...

...unless you live in Toronto...Under bail reforms brought in by former premier Kathleen Wynne, about 90% of people before the courts are granted bail and as Toronto Police Chief Mark Saunders has complained, many are back committing gun crimes within days.Need an example?Two years ago, he was convicted...

The Prime Minister's Office was...

...unavailable for comment...Bed Bath & Beyond has removed pumpkins painted black with white mouths following complaints they were offensive because they resembled blackface. Law firm partner Mary Marzolla says the pumpkins were never meant to offend anyone and the firm represents people "of all...

What can happen when you only...

...have one book...He swung the axe, striking the victim in the ribs, instantly breaking them and puncturing one of his lungs. He then lifted the weapon high into the air and brought it down in the direction of the victim’s head, but the victim put his arm up to protect himself. Unfortunately, the...

CANADA: SELF DEFENSE WITH A FIREARM...

...IT ONLY WORKS IF YOU'RE A 'PROTECTED' MINORITY'...“All of the individuals who had commenced the attack were running away,” Forestell said. “R.S. knew that they were running away. He testified to that effect." "He no longer faced an imminent threat of force.”But, hey... special laws for special people...The...

Back in the saddle, again

Friends in low places..."Stocks for the scandal-ridden Quebec-based engineering and construction company SNC-Lavalin Group Inc. surged by nearly 15 percent on the morning after Justin Trudeau’s re-election to a Liberal minority government."Dear PMO, don't break out the bubbly just yet...Had the Liberals...

"If Hillary Clinton had won the election..."

..."in 2016 or even, frankly, in 2008... the #MeToo movement never would have occurred," she said. "It was only after her loss that that facade was removed, that that foundation of protection for certain people ended." "Maybe Weinstein would be in the cabinet. Maybe he'd be running the Corporation...

Oh Canada...

...what did you do last night?“I have heard you my friends, you are sending our Liberal team back to work, back to Ottawa with a clear mandate.”Hmmm... that seems a little (I'm feeling charitable) ingenuous for a guy who can't take a legislative wiz without consulting the Dippers...NDP Leader Jagmeet...

Now let me guess...

...secured in a high tech vault at SNC/Lavalin...

Their names? That's not important...

...says suckass politically correct Canadian media..."A man is in hospital in life-threatening condition after four people allegedly beat and forced him into a car in Etobicoke, Toronto police say. Images from the scene show blood splattered in the backseat of the car." Following a search of the area, police arrested three of the four suspects, Hopkinson said.********** RELATED: The Usual, well......

Quote of the Week

"Eventually, but also with absolute certainty, Canada is a country, where you will legally be required... TO WAX THAT LADY'S BALLS."********** RELATED: You've come a wrong way, baby!Transgender Cyclist Rachel McKinnon continues to smash women’s cycling records, the latest being a “world record” in...

I'm so old, I remember separation of...

...Church and State...The Canadian Muslim Vote’s “Muslim Vote Weekend” Brings Muslims to Advance Polls in 64 Ridings, Including 20 “Toss Up” Races.********** RELATED: When cultures collide...Canadian Sheikh Younus Kathrada stated... "Allah will ask them on Judgment Day why they voted for 'filthy non-Muslims'...

Remember back... you were a kid...

...and bodies were constantly dropping all over the place? YEAH, ME NEITHER.Toronto • "A 36-year-old man who was critically injured following a shooting in the area of Windermere Avenue and Swansea Mews on Saturday night has died in hospital, Toronto police say."Swansea Mews... that sounds so familiar. ********** UPDATE:...

Those damn Mormons

A man is in serious condition in hospital after he was shot multiple times in Etobicoke early on Saturday morning. Officers say no suspect information was available.And...Toronto police are investigating after two people showed up at separate hospitals with gunshot wounds on Friday night.********** WHO'S SHOOTING WHO? WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT:“I think that kind of talk about sort of, you know,...

How quickly we forget

Nobody defeated Hitler by glueing themselves to a commuter train...Best known for manufacturing sewing machines, Singer produced a handful of .45s on the eve of World War II, and their guns were so good the U.S. Military asked the company to build more complicated equipment instead. In December 2017,...

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...

Imagine the media outrage...

...if Donald Trump said something complimentary about Canadian Conservatives...Trudeau did not directly answer when asked if he or anyone on his campaign sought the Obama endorsement, according to the Canadian Press. Sought, wheedled, begged... ...why can't Justin Trudeau ever just answer a simple question? ********** RELATED:...

Homicide Squad reportedly rounding up...

...local farmers, hunters & skeet shooters...A 30-year-old man has died in hospital after a shooting at Steeles Avenue East and Don Mills Road around 7:30 p.m. Multiple shooters have fled the scene, investigators said.THOSE CRAZY HOMICIDAL CANADIANS:"Investigators have identified 30-year-old Michael...

"Field of Folk" finally decide...

...they're as 'woke' as they wanna be..."Angry Londoners furious at having their lives disrupted dragged ‘Extinction Rebellion’ climate change protesters from the roof of a train this morning."You really want to save the world?Target these eco-criminals...The study, published in the journal Environmental...

The Immaculate Impeachment

The lunatic left marches defiantly on...“Pelosi seems to believe that she can hold a press conference and expect courts to accept that a formal impeachment process has begun,” George Washington University Law Professor Jonathan Turley wrote in a Wednesday morning blog post.Not too different from Ralph...

Target farmers, hunters & skeet shooters...

...but this violent felon gets the benefit of the doubt?Peter Aiken, 27, fired an illegal handgun five times at two Peel Regional Police officers in 2016 and a Judge imposed a sentence that could see the man free in a year. "I find I am left in a reasonable doubt about whether Mr. Aiken, in all the...

Justin's "post national" state

Apparently, the Jihadis "will balance themselves"...Although the federal government has called prosecuting Canadians involved in terrorism “our top priority,” it has yet to bring any ISIS suspects caught in Syria to justice.Surprise, surprise. ********** YOU NEVER MEET A HUMAN TRAFFICKER NAMED BOB:Investigators...

"Welcome aboard Earthlings..."

"...and anyone traveling from other Planets"...Let's just rename it Air Cannabis and move ...

Justin wants to ban AR15 rifles...

...which have killed absolutely no one in Canada... ever...Every day, on average, up to four Canadians are killed in an alcohol and/or drug-related motor vehicle crash and hundreds more are injured. Approximately 65,000 Canadians are impacted by impaired drivers annually.Remind me again, who legalised...

"Erdogan’s Hostages"

Talk about going out with a bang...Over the weekend, State and Energy Department officials were quietly reviewing plans for evacuating roughly 50 tactical nuclear weapons that the United States had long stored, under American control, at Incirlik Air Base in Turkey, about 250 miles from the Syrian border. “I...

Those death-dealing Canadians

Diversity is our streng... sweet baby jebus...BANGKOK — The largest ever task force assembled to fight organized crime in Asia has identified a long-time drug trafficker, China-born Canadian national, Tse Chi Lop, 55, who formerly lived in Toronto, as the suspected kingpin of a crime syndicate that...

Smell the "professional" journalism

And Walter Cronkite wept...The footage, which ABC News purported was of an attack on the border town of Tal Abyad, was aired Sunday on World News Tonight and Good Morning America on Monday morning. However, a comparison by Gizmodo shows the video was captured at Knob Creek Gun Range in West Point,...

Notorious "Northwest end" of Toronto...

...yet again...The homicide unit is investigating after a male was shot to death early Monday morning in north Etobicoke at Jamestown Crescent and John Garland Boulevard at around 12:30 a.m. There’s no word yet on suspects.Yup... that northwest end. UPDATE: Farhan Jama, 28, was pronounced dead on...