Canadian Cynic responds...

After yet another link from pottymouth pundit Canadian Cynic... I was curious to find out about his relationship to "sjwalter"... the person who apparently owned the blog "Canadian Cynic" back in 2005.

You do that, Neo. And perhaps when you track down "sjwalter" (who I have, in fact, exchanged an email with after a wildly coincidental registration of two blogs using that same catchphrase and, yes, I was first :-)

Now, CC claims to have been in touch with Mr./Ms. Walter... but decides not to share how our mystery blogger... who "wildly coincidentally" also registered the domain name "Canadian Cynic"... and "wildly coincidentally" happens to live in the Waterloo area... feels about their seemingly fated relationship.

I mean this whole thing just smacks of "kismet", huh?

Do these two Waterloo area cynics go out for coffee and to the movies? Do they share intimate moments at the local Starbucks?

If you guys/gals are in touch... I guess you could easily answer my question, huh?

C'mon, CC... care to share that email exchange with us? I'd love to know how Mr./Ms. Walter feels about having that sort of association with your colourful little enterprise.

C'mon CC...
...don't be shy.

I mean... aren't thinly veiled threats... just your sort of thing?

Hope I didn't disturb your beauty sleep.

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RELATED: Who says CC doesn't have...

...a wonderful sense of humour?

Not bad for 4 o'clock in the morning, huh?

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LAST WORD: The whole sad saga continues

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Another proud moment for Jason Cherniak...

...and the compassionate, intellectual left... over at Liblogs...
Wow... this guy apparently has "progressive" credentials right out the wazoo...
Who knew Canadian Cynic had a retarded little brother?

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UPDATE: Defending the franchise...

...the pottymouth left rises up...
Oh, Cameron... I've missed you too.

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WELCOME, YET AGAIN, READERS OF NOTED HUMANITARIAN CANADIAN CYNIC

Yes, yes, CC... we all know how kind & compassionate you are. Say, while we're at it... let's revisit your pet theory about those dastardly, evil Jews.

Hey... we could always get a second opinion from your "fellow cynic"... the mysterious "sjwalter".

And, of course, there's CC's magnum opus...

Remember Canadian Cynic's message to Wanda Watkins, whose son Lane was killed in Afghanistan?

"With all due respect, Wanda, fuck you and your grief. It's not the job of the rest of Canada to continue to let its soldiers die just so you can sleep better at night."

And, CC... bombarding my comment threads with dozens of stupid trolls... who exactly is that gonna impress?
I'm thinkin'... you might wanna tweak those meds again.
BOO!!!

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I see from Sitemeter... it's that time again

WELCOME, YET AGAIN, READERS OF NOTED HUMANITARIAN CANADIAN CYNICYes, yes, CC... we all know how kind & compassionate you are. Say, while we're at it... let's revisit your pet theory about those dastardly, evil Jews.

And hey... we could always get a second opinion from your "fellow cynic"... the mysterious "sjwalter".

And, of course, there's CC's magnum opus...

Remember Canadian Cynic's message to Wanda Watkins, whose son Lane was killed in Afghanistan?

"With all due respect, Wanda, fuck you and your grief. It's not the job of the rest of Canada to continue to let its soldiers die just so you can sleep better at night."

Of course, CC's too intimidated to use his own moniker here, so he has created a bunch of alter egos to do his dirty work for him... bombarding my comment threads with dozens of stupid trolls...
Well, CC... we can see you're "alive"... but I do have to question the "well."

I'm thinkin'... you might wanna tweak those meds again.

BOO!!!

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Remember Sherriff Joe Arpaio?

Sure you do...

He started chain gangs to use the inmates to do free work on county and city projects and save taxpayer's money. Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.

Well... looks like he's movin' on up...

A cross between "Punk'd" and "Cops," the program sets up elaborate sting operations to snare people wanted on outstanding warrants.

Actors and undercover deputies play along in faux scenarios where scofflaws are enticed to have a good time; the drama comes when cast members reveal the prank and waiting deputies slap on handcuffs.

I love it.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Yeah, I saw him interviewed on Fox the other night about it. I think he said they cleared 1200 warrants just doing the preliminaries before ever filming an episode."

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WELCOME, YET AGAIN, READERS OF NOTED HUMANITARIAN CANADIAN CYNICYes, yes, CC... we all know how kind & compassionate you are. Say, while we're at it... let's revisit your pet theory about those dastardly, evil Jews.

And hey... we could always get a second opinion from your "fellow cynic"... the mysterious "sjwalter".

And, of course, there's CC's magnum opus...

Remember Canadian Cynic's message to Wanda Watkins, whose son Lane was killed in Afghanistan?

"With all due respect, Wanda, fuck you and your grief. It's not the job of the rest of Canada to continue to let its soldiers die just so you can sleep better at night."

Of course, CC's too intimidated to use his own moniker here, so he has created a bunch of alter egos to do his dirty work for him... bombarding my comment threads with dozens of stupid trolls...
Well, CC... we can see you're "alive"... but I do have to question the "well."

I'm thinkin'... you might wanna tweak those meds again.

BOO!!!

Hope, Change and...

...not so fast with that "free speech stuff", bubba...

Obama has nominated Cass Sunstein, who he knows from the University of Chicago, to be "regulatory czar."

And, what exactly would "Dear Leader" and his ol' college pal be "regulating"?

Well... that'd be your personal opinions and, well... "democracy"...

Apparently, Sunstein has proposed that web sites be required to link to opposing opinions. He has argued that the Internet is anti-democratic because users can choose to view only those opinions that they want to see, and has gone so far as to say:

"A system of limitless individual choices, with respect to communications, is not necessarily in the interest of citizenship and self-government," he wrote. "Democratic efforts to reduce the resulting problems ought not be rejected in freedom’s name."

(via sondrakistan)

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WELCOME, YET AGAIN, READERS OF NOTED HUMANITARIAN CANADIAN CYNICYes, yes, CC... we all know how kind & compassionate you are. Say, while we're at it... let's revisit your pet theory about those dastardly, evil Jews.

And hey... we could always get a second opinion from your "fellow cynic"... the mysterious "sjwalter".

And, of course, there's CC's magnum opus...

Remember Canadian Cynic's message to Wanda Watkins, whose son Lane was killed in Afghanistan?

"With all due respect, Wanda, fuck you and your grief. It's not the job of the rest of Canada to continue to let its soldiers die just so you can sleep better at night."

Oh, Mr CC... you're so kooky.

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WELCOME, YET AGAIN, READERS OF CANADIAN CYNIC

And look what "anonymous" comment mysteriously shows up here as well.
Yessiree... that CC is one class act.

And guess what?

It gets even better...
Kinda makes you wonder how "sjwalter" of Waterloo must feel... about having his name come up... even peripherally... in association with this sort of thing?

If it was me, I'd be more than a little upset.

But Mr. Walter's been strangely silent so far... well, except for corresponding with, yes... you guessed it... Canadian Cynic.

Seems the two of them have worked something out.

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Maybe there's a better solution...

...than declaring all of these magical... "National Unlimited Hugs & Kisses Days"...

Zdenka was killed on the National Day of Remembrance and Action on Violence Against Women. Established by Parliament in 1991, it marks the anniversary of the murders of 14 women at l'École Polytechnique de Montréal in 1989.

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WELCOME, YET AGAIN, READERS OF NOTED HUMANITARIAN CANADIAN CYNIC

Yes, yes, CC... we all know you're a real ladies man... and hey, while we're at it... let's revisit your pet theory about those dastardly, evil Jews.

Hey... we could always ask CC's "fellow cynic"... the mysterious "sjwalter".

Or, how about, we ask Iggy?

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Chalk up another one

Spent casings littered the street outside a Subway restaurant just north of Jane St. and Eglinton Ave. W., where police said a man was a victim of a drive-by shooting on Denison Rd. E., around 8 p.m.

The man was shot six times in the lower body and several bullets hit a nearby house, Det. Gord McNeilly said at the scene.

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RELATED: "Baby, it's cold outside"

Toronto... not as friendly as you might think...

A $50,000 reward has been offered in the murder investigation of a young man gunned down on a North York street last year.

"It was a very cold, wintery night and the streets were mostly empty except for passing vehicles," Borg said. "It was only when a TTC employee on a passing TTC bus saw what he believed was a person laying lifeless on a sidewalk that anyone stopped to help Shawn McLean. By then, Shawn's fate had already been determined."

Later, as police began canvassing the area, they discovered nearby residents had heard more than one gunshot echo around the scene, but none bothered to report them to police.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Now that Torontonians realize that there's no point in calling the police about gunfire, non-criminals should be allowed to have guns too."

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WELCOME, YET AGAIN, READERS OF NOTED HUMANITARIAN CANADIAN CYNIC

Yes, yes, CC... we all know how kind & compassionate you are. Say, while we're at it... let's revisit your pet theory about those dastardly, evil Jews.

Hey... we could always get a second opinion from your "fellow cynic"... the mysterious "sjwalter".

And, of course, there's CC's magnum opus...

Remember Canadian Cynic's message to Wanda Watkins, whose son Lane was killed in Afghanistan?

"With all due respect, Wanda, fuck you and your grief. It's not the job of the rest of Canada to continue to let its soldiers die just so you can sleep better at night."

And, CC... bombarding my comment threads with dozens of stupid trolls... who exactly is that gonna impress?
I'm thinkin'... you might wanna tweak those meds again.
BOO!!!

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From the merciful Islam files

-- KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) -- An Afghan appeals court overturned a death sentence Tuesday for a journalism student accused of blasphemy for asking questions in class about women's rights under Islam. But the judges still sentenced him to 20 years in prison.

In January, a lower court sentenced him to death in a trial critics have called flawed in part because Kambakhsh had no lawyer representing him.

Muslim clerics welcomed that court's decision and public demonstrations were held against the journalism student because of perceptions he had violated the tenets of Islam.

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UPDATE: Oh-oh... this one brought out all the Moonbats...

...nasty little Robert McClelland and my own personal troll...
Well, nonny-bot... I thought I was doing you a favour, but okay...
Hey, Robert... that's your cue.

Don't tell me you're gonna let nonny outspew you.

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LAST WORD: The mask finally slips...
Curiously, this seems to be a recurring theme for my own personal (cough, cough) "anonymous" troll...
But, strangely enough... if you go into Canada411... there is no Simon J. Walter in the Waterloo area... hmmmm.
Of course... those of you who are late to the party might be asking... who is this mysterious "sjwalter"?

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“A man with a seventh-grade education..."

"...won the French Legion of Honor for scholarship,” Mr. Stere said. “I don't know of anybody who started with so little and did so much."

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WELCOME, YET AGAIN, READERS OF CANADIAN CYNIC

Sitemeter tells me I'm getting some traffic (well, 5 hits out of my last 100) from nasty, little Canadian Cynic.

The Cynic has been keeping a pretty low profile since his most recent appalling burst of anti-semitism. It seems though... with the death of a prominent member of Canada's Jewish community... he just couldn't contain himself any longer.

I guess it's true... you really can't change who you are.

I have to wonder though, how "sjwalter", the Cynic's twin blogger from Waterloo... feels about being associated with his vile spew...
And don't forget... he's a versatile hater.

Of course, there's a special place in his heart for the ladies...
What a guy!

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Be careful what you wish for

-- KANDAHAR, AFGHANISTAN and VANCOUVER -- An agricultural expert from British Columbia is now the leading candidate in the urgent search for a new governor of Kandahar, The Globe and Mail has learned.

The post is a key political seat in southern Afghanistan but a dangerous task with little chance of glory.

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WELCOME, YET AGAIN, READERS OF NOTED HUMANITARIAN CANADIAN CYNIC

Yes, yes, CC... we all know how kind & compassionate you are. Say, while we're at it... let's revisit your pet theory about those dastardly, evil Jews.

Hey... we could always get a second opinion from your "fellow cynic"... the mysterious "sjwalter".

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Remember Dan Hill?

Back in the late 70's, my then-girlfriend was a huge fan and I got dragged along to many of his concerts... well, it turns out the man doesn't just write songs...

"Over the last year and a half, three young adults who have set foot in my house, in the well-to-do, tree-lined Beaches neighbourhood of Toronto, have been murdered."

"All black, all by gunshot, all in Toronto."

Well worth the read.

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NOTE:

Hill's referring here, among others, to Eric Boateng.

One nasty customer... just like Canadian Cynic.

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DISSENTING OPINION:

Of course, some time within living memory, we'd have all recognized the teens' behaviour as "trespassing" and excused (even lauded) Hill for eventually going Straw Dogs on their asses, sparing his family and the rest of us any further trouble from these incorrigibles.

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WELCOME, YET AGAIN, READERS OF NOTED HUMANITARIAN CANADIAN CYNIC

Yes, yes, CC... we all know how kind & compassionate you are. Say, while we're at it... let's revisit your pet theory about those dastardly, evil Jews.

Hey... we could always get a second opinion from your "fellow cynic"... the mysterious "sjwalter".

And, of course, there's CC's magnum opus...

Remember Canadian Cynic's message to Wanda Watkins, whose son Lane was killed in Afghanistan?

"With all due respect, Wanda, fuck you and your grief. It's not the job of the rest of Canada to continue to let its soldiers die just so you can sleep better at night."

And, CC... bombarding my comment threads with dozens of stupid trolls... who exactly is that gonna impress?
I'm thinkin'... you might wanna tweak those meds again.
BOO!!!

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