Heinous crime or horrible smear?

Either way... this certainly bears further investigation...Minnesota state Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-60B) has stated that she did marry "British citizen" Ahmed Nur Said Elmi in 2009, though the allegation that he is her brother is "absurd and offensive." Exclusive new evidence -- from official archived high school records and corroborating sources -- strongly supports the claim that Ahmed Nur Said Elmi...

The Golf Pro in Chief

Obama, bin Sultan said, “would promise something and do the opposite.” He said that the president took the Middle East back 20 years and also spoke critically of the Iran nuclear deal. These policies by Obama emboldened Russia and Iran and paved the way for them to enter Syria and interfere in the...

Liberals write off $163M...

...in student debt...New spending documents show the government is giving up on debts from 31,658 students after “reasonable efforts to collect the amounts owed.” It is the fourth time in the last five years that the government has written off outstanding student loans.I guess "honouring your debts"...

No dope for train drivers...

...wait'll Justin hears about this...The Amalgamated Transit Union says the rules overreach into worker’s private lives and violate their constitutional rights.********** RELATED: Special rules for special peo...

Schrodinger's Country

1. Make up your minds already. 2. Build that wall...

King Joffrey Trudeau finally swings the axe...

...Tyrion McCallum belatedly realises he should've stayed in Mackenzie Kings Landing with his ale and his whores..."The former ambassador was quoted in StarMetro Vancouver on Friday as saying 'it would be great for Canada' if the United States drops an extradition request against a Huawei executive...

Dear Diary...

...today I am feeling a little hormonal...One hour earlier, she had posted on social media: “One day I am going to kill a lot of peopl...

Serial abuser Angus McTartan... wait...

...that's not the name...Toronto-resident Hanh Nguyen was pronounced dead at the scene. Austin Le, 40 of Toronto has been charged with second-degree murder.********** RELATED: Once again, GTA shooter uses... ..."cloak of invisibility" to perpetrate ghastly crime...Police say that they were called...

Ralph Goodale's Neo-Nazi witchhunt...

...hits a little Islamic bump in the road..."A potentially explosive substance was found during a search, removed and blown up to neutralize it, police said, but they provided no details."A refugee? From what country? I'm totally shocked. ********** RELATED: Well... maybe stop making bombs?Officers...

Did Chief Saunders just sell Toronto...

...a dead parrot...'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!• Dec 2018 • FLIP • “To think we can arrest our way out of this is a falsehood.• Jan 2019 • FLOP •Why Chief Mark Saunders wants a $1B budget and 300...

The first thing we do...

...is break out the breathalyzer...That position took a serious hit Tuesday, when Canada's ambassador to China, John McCallum, told a select group of Chinese media, "I think she has quite good arguments on her side."Did anybody check to see if he'd been drinking... cos' it wouldn't be the first time...While...

That's what I'm looking for...

..."Bill Gates approved" news..."So CNN never misleads with its headlines, the Guardian never dresses up its agendas as news, and Buzzfeed stories are always accurate. One literally doesn’t have to go back three days to find dozens of examples to the contrary, but this would be too mind-numbingly pedantic...

Apparently, modern day Britain...

...just can't wait to be France...Where are the sons and grandsons of the men who stormed the beaches at Normandy? And it's not just the children who have to beware...Police are searching for a half-masked “axeman” who rampaged through a Tesco in south London, chasing terrified customers as they fled...

Who could have seen that coming?

Stand by for amazing stories of gravity holding shit down...Gigi Wu, a social media star famous for taking photos on top of mountains in a bikini has died after a tragic fall. Rescue workers were unable to locate Wu before she eventually succumbed to hypothermia.There's some news I couldn't live w...

Throw Momma from the Train

Let's take that money from Kathleen Wynndfarm's "safe" injection sites and make sure Granny doesn't get strangled in her sleep...There have been at least 29 homicides in long-term care homes in Ontario in the past six years, a health-care advocacy group said Monday. “The level of homicide in Ontario’s...

Just throw open the border...

...everything will be... sweet baby jebus...Murders in Mexico rose by 33 percent in 2018, breaking the record for a second year running, official data showed, underlining the task facing the new president who has pledged to reduce violence in the cartel-ravaged country.********** RELATED: In other...

Angus McTartan, noted Glaswegian thug...

...arrested by... wait... my mistake..."A man wanted in a brazen daylight shooting in Toronto’s Beaches area earlier this month has been arrested."He's in good company...

You worry about carbon dioxide...

...I've got bigger fish to fry...At least 680 people have been infected with the Ebola virus in the Democratic Republic of Congo. It’s the second-largest Ebola outbreak in history, with 414 deaths so far. But it could get worse: Health officials this week are concerned that Ebola appears to be spreading in the direction of Goma, a major population center in D...

I call your Paris Climate Accord...

...and raise you an equally nebulous "war on very bad, climate-y things"......On the issue of climate change, Singh said that if he were to be elected prime minister he would set much tougher national emissions targets — despite the fact that no developed country, Canada included, is on track to meet...

"Well, Ignacio, we got our free gas..."

"...I guess it's Marlboro Time..."••• TLAHUELILPAN, Mexico (AP) — They were warned to stay away from the geyser of gasoline gushing from the illegally tapped pipeline in central Mexico, but Gerardo Perez says he and his son joined others in bypassing the soldiers. By Saturday evening the death toll...

And Charles Darwin wept

I'm so old, I remember when they were called junkies...♫ They tried to make me go to rehab I said, no, no, no Yes, I been black But when I come back, you'll know, know, know ♫A labour arbitrator has ordered the Regional Municipality of Waterloo to give DS her job back, and to compensate her financially...

Sure, it's all fun and games...

...until somebody loses a leg...At first, he was afraid of everything. But after a few months, Wally had begun to become domesticated... “He’s just like a dog, he wants to be loved and pette...

Pelosi's "government shutdown" triumph...

...turning out to be a "Dewey beats Truman" moment...President Trump has proven that he is a "disruptor" who changes the framework of thinking on major issues by refusing to accept the "givens" – the assumptions of how things always have been done and therefore always must be done.I'm just trying to imagine the absolute shitstorm when Justice Ginsburg shuffles off this mortal coil. ********** RELATED:...

You might just wanna scratch...

...Burkina Fasshole off your vacation list... Government officials in Burkina Faso have confirmed geologist Kirk Woodman from Halifax has been found dead after being kidnapped in the west African country. The news comes soon after Sherbrooke native Edith Blais and her Italian friend Luca Tacchetto...

Well, well, well...

...If it isn't the consequences of my own actions...The former Toronto resident, Mohammed Abdullah Mohammed, 31, armed with a Kalashnikov rifle and a handgun when he was detained on Sunday by the Syrian Democratic Forces allegedly told interrogators he was a Canadian citizen of Ethiopian origin, and...

CNN... News you can...

...sweet baby jebus...It was a rough day for author and CNN legal analyst Areva Martin on Tuesday. Martin accused Sirius XM radio and Fox Nation host David Webb of “white privilege” during a segment on a radio program before he broke the news. “Areva, I hate to break it to you, but you should’ve been...

Justin's "post-national" state...

As Canadian as "medicinal bear gall bladders"...Deputy director of wildlife Cole Winegarden said Li Zhu Liu violated the basic tenets of responsible hunting by shooting game out of season, failing to correctly identify species and abandoning wildlife that were shot. "Liu has not been deterred by his...

WEIRD FLEX AT A TRIPLE FATALITY

Surrounded by the dead and injured... Investigators show up and you're on the muscle?Multiple transit supervisors expressed concerns about Aissatou Diallo’s suitability as an OC Transpo bus driver after two collisions on the road prior to Friday’s fatal crash at Westboro station, this newspaper has...

It's enough to make you...

...believe in karma...Lingathasan Suntharamoorthy, 36, was gunned down inside his eighth-floor apartment near Kennedy Rd. and Hwy. 401 becoming the city’s fourth murder of 2019 – the fourth slain in six days. He made headlines in 2005 when he and three other men were charged after a mentally disabled...

Scarborough "catch & release" program...

...paying the devil's dividend...One man was killed, another is fighting for his life and a third walked into hospital with gunshot wounds after three separate overnight shootings in the city. The man’s death marks Toronto’s fourth homicide of 2019.Four people murdered in 11 days... and the coppers are closing in..."Police are looking for three male suspects, all believed to be between the ages of...

Riding public transit is like...

...sweet baby jebus...OTTAWA -- Three people were killed and 23 injured when a double-decker city bus struck a transit shelter in Ottawa on Friday afternoon. The driver of the bus was arrested at the scene. Police Chief Charles Bordeleau wouldn't say why she was detained.The last time this happened, the driver didn't walk away...There were 83 people on the OC Transpo bus when it crashed into passenger...

Forget about a wall, it's time...

...to start calling in airstrikes...REYNOSA, Tamaulipas – Mexican authorities found the remnants of a fierce gun battle between rival cartels immediately south of the Texas border near Roma, Texas – an area without any physical barriers and a drug/human smuggling hotbed. The fighting left 21 dead...

Fake news, fake medicine...

...P.T. Barnum was right...A recent study in The Lancet highlights a disturbing trend – cancer patients using crowdfunding sites to pay for worthless and misleading fake cancer treatments, like homeopathy.********** RELATED: Gimme my new penis, now! What's up with Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria?"She...

Infamous gangbanger Angus McTartan...

...guns down 18 year-old in idyllic Rexd... wait a minute...An 18-year-old man has died in hospital after a shooting at Elmhurst Plaza, near Islington Avenue and Elmhurst Drive, at around 9:20 p.m. Wednesday night. Suspect descriptions have not been provided.********** UPDATE: Murder victim #3 identified...

For reasons they refused to explain...

...federal prosecutors and the RCMP stayed charges against Silver, and Caixuan Qin and Jian Jun Zhu, the Vancouver couple that allegedly ran the operation, alleged underground bankers in Richmond, B.C., estimated to be laundering over $1-billion per year. Federal prosecutors mistakenly exposed the...

Homicide 2 of 2019

Scarborough, Scarborough... that sounds so familiar...Police say they are investigating after a man and a woman were found dead on the eighth floor of an apartment building at 544 Birchmount Road, in the city’s Scarborough Junction neighbourhood on Tuesday afternoon. Officers were called reportedly...

Silence of the BLMs

In what alternate universe would "identity politics" trump your need to see THE ACTUAL KILLER of your 7 year-old child apprehended...Jazmine Barnes’ family had described the gunman in the Dec. 30 slaying as a white man driving a red pickup, stirring fears among community activists that race played a...

Hang on... isn't this the land...

...where children are free to surgically mutilate their genitals...In a recently filed legal brief, Troller explained that he drove around with the plate for nearly two years and no one complained. He renewed it with MPI in 2016 without issue. Plates are denied for a variety of reasons, including if...

That took all of six days...

Toronto... first murder of 2019...Toronto police are investigating the city’s first homicide of the year after a man was stabbed and killed early Sunday morning in in Scarborough’s Kennedy Park neighbourhood.********** UPDATE: Winning Lotto 666Police responded to a call for a stabbing at a Toronto...

Just a couple more...

...inner-city "irregular" firearms enthusiasts...Toronto police have made several arrests in connection with an incident last month that involved a group of men allegedly opening fire on two victims, striking and then driving over one of them with a vehicle. Filmon Fesshaghirgis, 20, and Janai Alexander,...

Paying the price...

...for Justin's "post national" state...If you had to go to a hospital emergency room through the holidays, chances are you had a long wait to see a doctor. Shellann Wallace saw that first-hand when she took her 18-year-old daughter, born with a heart condition and having chest pains, to Humber River...