27 July 2018

Your National Broadcaster

All the news that's fit to... sweet baby jebus...insert alt text here

"'Samantha has a 'family mode,' in which she can can talk about science, animals and philosophy. She'll give you motivational quotes if you're feeling down."
And then you stick your dick in it, right?

Thanks, CBC!


Anonymous said...

After what ever sex act is completed does the doll then say "lets never leave your parents basement"?

Neo Conservative said...

too much thinking, hester prynne.

lube up and dive in... the cbc
says it's all good family fun.


Stuck in T.O. said...

Is there a male version? I'd need one with a making-work-lunches-for-the-little-lady mode.